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LittleBetty

e-stalker
Oct 24, 2005
57
0
Mile High State
BurlyShirley said:
You continue to prove it with each post. NO ONE GIVES A FVCK about you or the stupid PMs. Why would you want to post them? TO STIR UP SH!T! No one wants it. Not me, not him, just your stupid ass. Are you beginning to see my point?
Nobody gives a flying fvck about your sordid past either. Just let it die.
THEN STOP REPLYING!!!!!!
 
J

JRB

Guest
OGRipper said:
Wow this is starting to look potentially better than the hoodie fiasco...

:dancing:
:stupid: I don't think I can support a new custom title for her now, unless it is "cheater".
 
J

JRB

Guest
I'll bet Opie would like to borrow some words from Milo -


Jealous of the world again
Dont even try to be my friend
Everything is wrong for me
And everything's right for them
Jealous of the world again
Don't give a **** about your deadly sin
Jealous of the world again

I'd like to interrupt you
**** you to everything you say
It's nothing personal, mind you
But either you or I should go away
So go away

Jealous of the world again
Don't even try to be my friend
Everything is wrong for me
And everything's right for them
Jealous of the world again
I represent the worst in man
Jealous of the world again

You belong to a useless subset
The one that's not me
Don't try to define my problems
Or understand me
I'll trip you up, I'll flip you off
Pardon me
Don't wanna hear your voice
I think I'll fart on your face

And there's nothing you can do
And there's nothing I can do
I'll just stay away from you

I'd like to make a comment
Roll down the window and scream
I hate you 'cause I hate me
I gotta shake this disease
 
J

JRB

Guest
Or just maybe -



Clean sheets mean a lot to a guy who sleeps on the floor
I wanted your love, and a shelf in your dresser drawer
you tucked me in, stopped my tossing and turning
But I turned back the covers and saw those sheets are dirty

Even thought you'll never come clean
you know it's true
Those sheets are dirty
And so are you

The warmth of a bed to a guy who sleeps on the floor
Was enough to perpetuate all the lies I heard before
I want to hold you, I'll hold my pillow instead
Cause my pillow will never lie or be with a stranger in my bed

Where's the love I was looking for
It's out the door
I'm afraid to see you anymore
so it's back on the floor
Cause those sheets are dirty

Woke up this morning alone on the floor
Thinking about those clean sheets and the way it was before
When I looked in the mirror, I saw your face and thought of the past
But now I know how dirty you are, I took my fist and smashed the glass

Those sheets are dirty
Those sheets are dirty
Those sheets are dirty
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
Echo said:
Just when you thought MisterClean had clinched the moron of the year award... here come's Opie's stalker again.

Can't we just delete her from teh intreweb, or better yet off the face of the earth?