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Trouble in Suburbia Parts 1 and 2

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
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Danbury, CT
If you had manned up and killed them first this wouldn't be a problem now. Freakin' girl....
I know, look at me, I'm pathetic.
The only thing I can do is find that pile of poo and get my revenge. It's probably turned all white by now though.
 

BAH

The Red Baron
Sep 29, 2005
1,046
8
America
The current plan::

My wife has the day off tomorrow and it has been decided that she will wait for the approach, then I wll radio her in the garage and tell her to turn on the sprinkler. One of the heads comes up just behind where the dog squats, so it should be a good surprise. I'll be videoing and working the camera so I'll should have a report shortly after 9:30 am.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
The current plan::

My wife has the day off tomorrow and it has been decided that she will wait for the approach, then I wll radio her in the garage and tell her to turn on the sprinkler. One of the heads comes up just behind where the dog squats, so it should be a good surprise. I'll be videoing and working the camera so I'll should have a report shortly after 9:30 am.
Make sure to account for any delay in the sprinkler. Mine take approx 10-15 seconds to fire up. Rehearse it!
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
I much prefer inner city living, where your neighbors smoke crack on your lawn.


But really though, you HAVE to be kidding. Have you approached her politely about your concerns? That would be the neighborly thing to do...or is everyone in your slice of urban sprawl just miserable as hell?

(i didnt read all 3 pages so I am hoping this is a joke)
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
15,242
0
Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
I much prefer inner city living, where your neighbors smoke crack on your lawn.


But really though, you HAVE to be kidding. Have you approached her politely about your concerns? That would be the neighborly thing to do...or is everyone in your slice of urban sprawl just miserable as hell?

(i didnt read all 3 pages so I am hoping this is a joke)
Its all for our amusement... which I'm pretty sure makes anything okay.
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
Its all for our amusement... which I'm pretty sure makes anything okay.
I didnt think Bah would be serious about this...some of these other :monkey:'s though....well you never know. I can appreciate the sarcasm now.
 

BAH

The Red Baron
Sep 29, 2005
1,046
8
America
I much prefer inner city living, where your neighbors smoke crack on your lawn.


But really though, you HAVE to be kidding. Have you approached her politely about your concerns? That would be the neighborly thing to do...or is everyone in your slice of urban sprawl just miserable as hell?

(i didnt read all 3 pages so I am hoping this is a joke)

No, no I'm not upset at all. I really love our neighborhood and all our neighbors are awesome. I've never seen this lady until 4 days ago and I'm definitely not worked up about this, it's been a great source of amusement for me and I guess some others as well :)

I'm actually a bit worried as I got up pretty early today and saw her walking by. It was way too late to get my camera, but they passed on by without any kind of pause. I'm really hoping that he is a 2 walk a day kind of doggie.
 

Fredzilla

Monkey
Aug 5, 2003
285
0
Seattle
You should lay out a couple of Baby Ruth bars on the lawn just to mess with her to see if she'll pick them up (hopefully thinking that she's losing her mind in the process).
 

BAH

The Red Baron
Sep 29, 2005
1,046
8
America
Truth be told, I'm a little afraid of getting a custom title with poop in it after the grande finale................:twitch: :twitch: