Ok this guy always comes in complaining about his POS bike that he wont invest a dime in but rides all the time.. He needs new cables but wont spend the dough , and its annoying because i know new cables will make a great improvement..
Anyways he comes in today..
Customer: this friggin bike.. its still not changing gears right
me: ( i go through the whole new cable thing.. again)
Customer: asks how much.. again
me: $20
Customer can u do it for $10?
Me: Im sorry.. Im not even charging you labor to install them
Customer: rants and raves about when he goes up a hill and he has to switch gears how it sounds like "its going to fall apart"
me: Where you in 4th gear?
Customer: Im not sure, I think so
Me: Nodding my head.. looking at the owner of the shop, dead seriously I ask the guy.. " when you go up the hill and you switch the gears.. do you feel a jerk on the bike?"
Customer: (having no clue).. yeah i do.. why??
Me: Ahhh now I see the problem.......everyone in the shop is now Hysterical
Customer.. dead serious.. doesnt have a clue.. "can you fix it"????
Anyways he comes in today..
Customer: this friggin bike.. its still not changing gears right
me: ( i go through the whole new cable thing.. again)
Customer: asks how much.. again
me: $20
Customer can u do it for $10?
Me: Im sorry.. Im not even charging you labor to install them
Customer: rants and raves about when he goes up a hill and he has to switch gears how it sounds like "its going to fall apart"
me: Where you in 4th gear?
Customer: Im not sure, I think so
Me: Nodding my head.. looking at the owner of the shop, dead seriously I ask the guy.. " when you go up the hill and you switch the gears.. do you feel a jerk on the bike?"
Customer: (having no clue).. yeah i do.. why??
Me: Ahhh now I see the problem.......everyone in the shop is now Hysterical
Customer.. dead serious.. doesnt have a clue.. "can you fix it"????