[jonKranked]

Request came from kids: "Daddy, can you make some of the Japanese sausages?"

i'm calling CPS.

 

[SkaredShtles]

And miss out on my gums feeling like I chewed glass after? No thank you!

Good bread is not for the fragile folks in the population, obviously.

 

[stevew]

Good bread is not for the fragile folks in the population, obviously.

or a proper sub roll....

 

[stoney]

You know when you rarely ever talk to someone really important, but when you do, you want everything on your side to be done right? That's not what happened with a call if mine this am. Client COO had a relatively substantial issue we supposedly resolved last year. Upon investigation while on the phone, not resolved from last year. Mother. Fucker.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Imma go play in the woods.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Heh. Received that photo this morning from a family friend back in da Midwest. I'd cook it if I had a functional oven.

Have you considered trying it nao?

 

[jstuhlman]

Man... I should be the last one to pass judgement... but piss drunk for breakfast? I'ma get right to work on that BRB.

ftfy

meanwhile, i'm just over here herp a derpin' my way through this lovely tuesday. was hoping to get in a ride tomorrow afternoon, but things are looking pretty wet for the next few days. hrmf.

 

[Westy]

Heh. Received that photo this morning from a family friend back in da Midwest. I'd cook it if I had a functional oven.

Just burn a few rolls of electrical tape in the oven to generate heat.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Have you considered trying it nao?

 

[Westy]

If you had enough microwaves and woks you should be able to figure it out.

 

[rideit]

Just burn a few rolls of electrical tape in the oven to generate heat.

I have had calamari the consistency of electrical tape...

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I have had calamari the consistency of electrical tape...

Yea but do you know what that is?

 

[rideit]

Olives?

 

[Toshi]

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[Westy]

Mmmm, meat paste

 

[Toshi]

“Behold the hunter, Toshi, as he skillfully skins his half-Japanese-hot-dog prey in the field before devouring it”

 

[jonKranked]

Speaking of hot dogs has anyone heard from @TN ?

 

[Westy]

You should probably just be buying bologna

 

[jonKranked]

You should probably just be buying bologna

I'm gonna make some fancy scrapple for toshi

 

[jonKranked]

Anyone from MA, NH, or ME wanna ship me a handle or 2 of Allen's?

 

[stevew]

I'm gonna make some fancy scrapple for toshi

or some motherfucking livermush....

 

[stevew]

hmmm....evidently im a bully for calling my own cousin a big meaty cunt on facebook...

 

[SkaredShtles]

hmmm....evidently im a bully for calling my own cousin a big meaty cunt on facebook...

Was you cousin being a big, meaty cunt?

 

[jonKranked]

hmmm....evidently im a bully for calling my own cousin a big meaty cunt on facebook...

The big meaty cunt probably deserved it

 

[stevew]

Was you cousin being a big, meaty cunt?

giving him shit about beer...told him to be a man and drink some HAMM'S...

 

[stevew]

The big meaty cunt probably deserved it

never....guy is a big fucking teddy bear...

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

hmmm....evidently im a bully for calling my own cousin a big meaty cunt on facebook...

You on FB is the funniest part of this

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Four hours of the rocky up and down with weight on my back...ahhh...