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jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,836
27,045
media blackout
No, but I'll see if I can find it.
it's on amazon. there's a follow up book "come and gone". i finished dog in a hat, just started come and gone. first one is written by an american road racer trying to make it as a road racer in Belgium. folllow up book is his return to the US and his ultimate switch to racing mountain bikes.
 

Greyhound

Trail Rat
Jul 8, 2002
5,065
365
Alamance County, NC
Good Morning!!

I stepped on a splintery piece of mulch last night barefooted, and the splintery piece of mulch hit a ninja master pressure point or something.....I literally watched my soul get donkey punched right out of my body and watched it, as it was watching me, roll around on the patio waiting for sweet death to come embrace me in its cold, dead arms. I honestly wouldn't have been surprised to have sh*t my pants as a bonus gift, it was that precise of a hit....
 

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
24,920
16,509
where the trails are
No, but I'll see if I can find it.
it's on amazon. there's a follow up book "come and gone". i finished dog in a hat, just started come and gone. first one is written by an american road racer trying to make it as a road racer in Belgium. folllow up book is his return to the US and his ultimate switch to racing mountain bikes.
I have a copy of that around here. Interesting read.
'squeeb ... I can mail it to you if you want.
 
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stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
That's what I am currently eating.

Man boob is still leaking. Changing the bandage is painful as all hell, but probably better than the repacking that I will be doing later today.

Wifey boxed me into the garage this morning, which was fucking great. Opened the garage part way to start the M and went back inside, then running out a bit late opened it fully and her car was in the damn way. Had to get Haley out of the car, shit out of the trunk, run back in and find the Subaru keys then take that car. Cost me 10 min because I got stuck behind the school bus... only 10 min, but I keep a tight schedule and was late onto a conf call this am.
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,747
10,700
MTB New England
I'd like some bacon and eggs. Sadly I cannot get bacon and eggs at the current moment.
Reminds me of when I was at Mont-Tremblant last year in a crepe restaurant, and I asked for a side of two scrambled eggs to go with my crepe order, and the French waitress said to me, "I am sorry, zat eez not pozzibull" and I looked at her like "Are you shitting me?" EGGS WERE ON THE MENU. You had to order the entire breakfast to get the eggs though. Making two eggs by themselves was too difficult.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,836
27,045
media blackout
Reminds me of when I was at Mont-Tremblant last year in a crepe restaurant, and I asked for a side of two scrambled eggs to go with my crepe order, and the French waitress said to me, "I am sorry, zat eez not pozzibull" and I looked at her like "Are you shitting me?" EGGS WERE ON THE MENU. You had to order the entire breakfast to get the eggs though. Making two eggs by themselves was too difficult.
french canadians will fuck with you just because you're american.
 

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,838
7,098
borcester rhymes
you are my inbox
my only inbox
you show me email
many times a day
and now the google
is going to kill you
oh please don't take my inbox away
 

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,838
7,098
borcester rhymes
you are my inbox
my favorite inbox
you bundle email
on my note 8
and now I have to
switch to gmail
oh please don't take my inbox away