[CrabJoe StretchPants]

have you ever installed crown moulding? I'd rather staple my nuts to a table.

I haven't on a wall/ceiling joint, but I can only imagine the fuckery that ensues.

Closest I've come is installing it top of the cabinets I put in when I redid our laundry closet. But with that, per my dad's recommendation, I left it about 1" below the ceiling rather than try to go to the ceiling as I initially wanted to do. As with most things, he knew what he was talking about....

(I'm still really fucking happy with how this came out for an idiot like me)

 

[Jozz]

Actual nuts or just the scrotum? Important detail.

Depends, paintable mouldings or oak mouldings?

 

[Adventurous]

I'm a little concerned that at that price-point... you may not know what you're doing.

Or I *really* know what I'm doing and make up for cost with volume.

have you ever installed crown moulding? I'd rather staple my nuts to a table.

Id rather staple your nuts to a table too.

Not a fan of coping? Get er close and let caulking do the rest.

 

[Jozz]

I haven't on a wall/ceiling joint, but I can only imagine the fuckery that ensues.

Closest I've come is installing it top of the cabinets I put in when I redid our laundry closet. But with that, per my dad's recommendation, I left it about 1" below the ceiling rather than try to go to the ceiling as I initially wanted to do. As with most things, he knew what he was talking about....

(I'm still really fucking happy with how this came out for an idiot like me)
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Looking good! The pain comes from untrue walls and ceilings and trying to figure out angles on a miter saw. If you can paint them then a massive amount of caulk will make things look ok. I wouldn't even consider doing harwood mouldings.

 

[Jozz]

Or I *really* know what I'm doing and make up for cost with volume.



Id rather staple your nuts to a table too.

Not a fan of coping? Get er close and let caulking do the rest.

coping is ok for paintable.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Do your best, caulk the rest

 

[Adventurous]

coping is ok for paintable.

Never tried non-paintable, but I'm up for the challenge.

 

[Jozz]

I"ve done an assembly of mouldings and o'gee to try to recreate some plaster mouldings found in my 1920s duplex.

 

[Jozz]

Never tried non-paintable, but I'm up for the challenge.

send me your address, I'll mail some staples.

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip> make up for cost with volume.

So kind of the Taco Bell of hand-jobs?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Great now I want taco Bell and a handjob

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Mornin...

 

[rideit]

Great now I want taco Bell and a handjob

An ‘authentic’ hand job?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

An ‘authentic’ hand job?

No thanks, gorilla fingers

 

[jstuhlman]

Great now I want taco Bell and a handjob

i just had the best food truck idea...and name.
tacos n tugs, anyone?

 

[rideit]

Don’t ask for the Suiza Creamy Mole

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

There's a lot of sour cream related things I'd like to say but this thread has gone downhill enough

 

[Westy]

Great now I want taco Bell and a handjob

There is a Taco Bell on 90th and Aurora in Seattle that will make you very happy. Also a good place if you want meth or heroin. But it is really best known for handjobs and Tacos.

 

[Adventurous]

i just had the best food truck idea...and name.
tacos n tugs, anyone?

Sounds like a hole in the wall kind of establishment.

 

[rideit]

No guts, no glory. Hole.

 

[kazlx]

Hey guys lol. I finally got to experience a covid test this morning, and now I want another one.

I had it a couple week ago. Zero symptoms. Free two weeks off work.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I had it a couple week ago. Zero symptoms. Free two weeks off work.

I hope you're wearing a mask and used hand sanitizer before typing that lest we all get the cövidz

 

[jonKranked]

An ‘authentic’ hand job?

Sandpaper inside a toilet paper tube mounted to a reciprocating saw. Sans blade of course.

 

[Full Trucker]

Get er close and let caulking do the rest.

...a massive amount of caulk will make things look ok.

Do your best, caulk the rest

 

[Nick]

Wow, that's a lota caulk.

 

[SkaredShtles]

 

[stoney]

Giving 'ripping one off' a whole new definition

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Giving 'ripping one off' a whole new definition

I have not once heard this expression.

 

[stoney]

I have not once heard this expression.

Regional?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Must be?

Rubbing one out, yes.

 

[Westy]

Must be?

Rubbing one out, yes.

Stoney us just more enthusiastic than you are.