I even have the money saved up for my new Rocky Mountain. I wish they would hurry up and make the damn thing for me. Jeez. Canadian Sloth, I tells ya.
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seriously though, if it comes to light that others in your team got increases and you didn't despite being the best performer, raise BLOODY FUCKING HELL.
I thought wookies *were* a minority class?
I've only got a house and half of a car. Although I'm about ready to go balls deep on a few hundred more... #livingoffoneincome
go in late. take up 3 parking spots. use the back door. drink all the coffee and don't make more. flatulate loudly in meetings with upper management. don't flush. cook fish in the microwave (wait, you don't strike me as the kind of plebe that takes their lunch in), buy fish for lunch on the company card and throw it up. take a liquid lunch. work on your bike in your cube/office. call taiwanese phone sex lines on speakerphone. leave early, claim you need to repay a cartel debt.
Didn't happen. Email was sent out from CEO that no raises were given for sales or VP+ levels.
Lulz. I'm all about the bag lunch, well Trader Joe's frozen meals and Wifey's leftovers. She cooks very, very well. I believe Nick can confirm.
Fixed.
time to get knifey
You're going to have to invest in some makeup and pole dancing classes to rake that in
This happened at McAfee, then word got out that there was still a fist full of raises given, just not to everyone. I gave my 2 weeks once confirmed.
There was a good reason they didn't announce raises.
Some call it "Stuffing the channel"
Claude Julien to Habs. Could not have happened to a nicer team. 
Walked six and a half miles on snowshoes in fairly steep terrain today. My hips were complaining in the latter half of the walk, but have shut up now. Maybe I need to diversify my exercise.
You just need to know your audience.
So cheap lipstick, a bunny costume and faygo?
Hadn't been to the OG spot in quite a while and discovered some new shit. Crazy ass gully runs with jumps and drops. Will have to back with some knee pads for sure.
it's a stress free life being a peon....
color me interested
Also got word today that I am in final consideration for a gov't job with the CO dep't of revenue... apparently I scored well on the "comparative analysis test" I took last week, as they only take the top 3-5 scoring folks on said test to interview. It seems like a paper pusher type job but the pay is a living wage, loads of holidays and time off, the benefits are unreal, there's a pension, and the office is spitting distance from the bottom of one of my favorite trails.
Don't really picture you as a bureaucrat... you know you'll probably have to wear pants and shoes?
The new stuff is all mtb oriented and located on a different section than the BMX DJ stuff. Which is totally of the charts. Some of the jumps are 12' tall and near vertical.
Plenty of drops, hips, and gaps for mtbrs now all in one very convenient location.
Naw, man... the gumint out here is tres informel.
Whoa whoa whoa now... pants?
inorite?
Seconded...
I quite liked the idea of getting a job at the taj mahal (presume that's the locale, unless DPW over by WR) so I'd be able to commute down Apex.
Then I decided I liked working from home more
Definitely over by the bottom of Apex, but not in the Taj Mahal. My commute could/would be up and over STM... not the best trail in the Golden area but bike commuting to work on dirt? I'll take it.I quite liked the idea of getting a job at the taj mahal (presume that's the locale, unless DPW over by WR) so I'd be able to commute down Apex.
Then I decided I liked working from home more
I did this when I lived in Flagstaff. I think it was something like 6 miles of mostly singletrack. BEST FUCKING JOB EVER.