Thank you Captain Asshat.
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- Thread starter Pesqueeb
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So I just walked into the bathroom after working in the garage all evening. I look like a unicorn ejaculated on me. Glitter. Fucking. Everywhere. I might as well put on cocoa butter tomorrow for the amount of shit I'm going to get tomorrow.
i'd go for one if i lived in a region where winter time got consistent snow pack.
we must have gotten the same newsletter. i too had breakfast (burrito) for dinner. it was a very good decision.
cooked up half a white sweet potato, spinach, a few pieces of turkey and cracked an egg on that mess.
Glitter is expensive, Recycle it. Shop vac always worked for me. Do not shop vac your balls. Trust me on this.....
Ball hickeys?
Tearing and separation. Bloody mess. Very hard to explain to the attending physician or your brother if an ambulance is not involved. The question "so you were vacuuming glitter from your testicles?" is difficult to fully answer or explain. Plus the healing process is quite lengthy...... Scrotum stitches are no joke.....
OK, you win.