damn, man
^^~^^ Turdsderp gmt ^^~^^
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how many cups were left near your cubicle today?
thankfully none. i guess my message was clear.
I think it means he's gonna smell like snatch AND B.O. tomorrow at the office...What do these three sentences mean?
I think it means he's gonna smell like snatch AND B.O. tomorrow at the office...
Imagine what that office smells like.
Bonus points if @TN takes in some leftover salmon to re-heat in the microwave for lunch.
I thought that was your expertise, Mons. de Saumon.
At least Ive never shat myself in the office!!!
Some prick (prolly the prima donna designer that sits behind me) complained to our dept. head that me shuffling my deck of poker cards is too loud and impacts his concentration. Totally gonna antagonize this ass hat starting with reheated leftovers full of nước chấm.
yoga with sweaty women is going to feel good on my muscles and elevate my consciousness.What do these three sentences mean?
doy.
That means you are now more qualified than 75% of The Bachelor applicants.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/herpes-the-bachelor-applicants_us_5a95bc24e4b0e6a52302049f
Morning Monkeys.
I have teh phone interviews today and I am excited about it. Not sure how the dog will feel about me not being around all day, but I guess she will deal. This weather sucks and shes been mostly indoors going crazy. Only about 3 more months of this rain.
I have teh phone interviews today and I am excited about it. Not sure how the dog will feel about me not being around all day, but I guess she will deal. This weather sucks and shes been mostly indoors going crazy. Only about 3 more months of this rain.
like put your headphones on, or be a man & ask me yourself to stop, instead of bothering our already busy leadership. smh
GLGLMorning Monkeys.
I have teh phone interviews today and I am excited about it. Not sure how the dog will feel about me not being around all day, but I guess she will deal. This weather sucks and shes been mostly indoors going crazy. Only about 3 more months of this rain.
red wings bro. grow a beard. get yours. wring that shit out.
Dude, I should have given you the no hand crutch. I bought it when my wife had surgery, but she was too uncoordinated to use it.
Sounds like you are making good progress, though.
Yeah, it's coming along. Walking still hurts, I tried a step or two and gave up. It'll take some working up to.
#GoddessNectarThis is why people can't tolerate hippies. Srsly.
What you want to see at an eviction is nothing. This fucking scumbag told us there was noone in the yard. The cops found a women living in an rv. She had no idea of the eviction and now has no where to go. He even charged her rent. There is probably 100 vehicles in there.
#Legend
Drugs?Fucking hairy donuts? WTF was wrong with people in the 60's?
Naw, man - I'm pretty sure the drugs were probably helping them.
what are you going to do with all that stuff?
don't front SS....do not act like you haven't had to don the olde pith helmet and play bushman of the kalahari....you aint no spring chicken...Naw, man - I'm pretty sure the drugs were probably helping them.
No - it's not the munchin'... nothin' wrong with the munchin'... just fucking do a modicum of cleanup afterwards.