[MikeD]

My wife works in publishing; currently, she's an editor at a medical journal. She gets emails from people all over the world, often with some really funny names and phrases...one of her favorite-ever doctor's names was "Clemons Disco," from the Netherlands.

However, she got the name to top all names today...from Germany, apparently...Dr. "Oliver Khunt." I kid you not.

Reality. Sometimes it's awesome.

MD

 

[BurlyShirley]

I used to know a guy named Richard Pinchoff. Swear to god. Thats funny on a few levels.

 

[urbaindk]

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=137649

try again.

 

[MikeD]

Oh, so sorry...

 

[urbaindk]

Ben Dover and take it like a man.

 

[sanjuro]

A girl at the supermarket had a name plate of Yenny. I had to ask, but without being rude, the best question I could come up with was, "Does your name have any significance?"

 

[RhinofromWA]

Processing paperwork I came across a certain Peter Littlewood (legal name).

I bust out laughing ....I am not sure how he survived grade school.

 

[Tenchiro]

There is a doctor here named Albert Einstein.

 

[Heidi]

We have a customer named Richard Cockburn. WTF?

 

[Jeremy R]

Ha, I was talking to sister about this the other day, and she reminded me of this girl she went to school with:

Tisha Snoddy.

 

[yonton228]

I was watching Fox News and there was this guy named Dick Small, not Richard, but Dick.

 

[stevew]

There was a client at a clinic I worked at in Nashville with the last name of Massengil.

A friend of my mom has the last name of Dick.

 

[riverside73]

i once worked with a chick named Ginger Snapp. What the hell were some parents thinking? Or what were they on?

 

[Ciaran]

I always post the same ones and either they are not really funny or people don't believe that they are real names...

I work with Chris Hoare. Pronounced like "whore". We have parties at the Hoare House.

I used to work with Yolanda Ramclam. Now you can't tell me that the last name of RAMCLAM isn't funny.

There are also a few "Slutsky" people here too.

 

[Changleen]

I know a girl called Amanda Gush. Yes she is blonde.

 

[blt2ride]

I was watching Fox News and there was this guy named Dick Small, not Richard, but Dick.

His parents hated him...

 

[jimmydean]

My old eye doctors name was Melvin P. Brain.

If my last name is Brain, and my middle name starts with P, I would not use it on EVERYTHING. It was on his door, office sign, cards, you name it. Either he found it funny himself, or he didn't get it.

 

[RhinofromWA]

Just came across a name.

Youlong Wang

(his parents must have been proud)

 

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

A gay man named Mr. Dinglediner. No joke.

 

[Dirtjumper999]

i don't know how funny this is, but my friend at school is named thomas bagger , and everyone calls him T-bagger or T-bag.

 

[zmtber]

what about "richard johnson", aka "Dick Johnson", my family ate dinner wioth this guy not to far back

 

[jacksonpt]

I used to work with a guy named Richard Catcher - went by Dick. About once a week it would come over the PA system... "Dick Catcher, please report to... ".

Went to college with a kid name Larry Dick - big baseball player. Was in the local paper one day and they misprinted his name as Harry Dick.

I can't make this stuff up.

 

[DHS]

Top Hockey player at RIT for a while was

John Hiscock. he had cheerleaders in the crowd, yelling things...

"hiscock scored!"
"hiscock knocked the net loose"

......

 

[McGRP01]

I went to elementary school with a girl named Crystal Shawna Leer.

 

[syadasti]

I went to middle school with a girl named Mora Wiener.

 

[Dog Welder]

I got a friend from Hong Kong named Dick Mahn. I asked him ...you mean your first name is Richard?...thinking that no person would want to be called Dick with a last name like that. No he says...given name is Dick Mahn.

 

[cannondalejunky]

i still think jack abramoff is funny

but there is a local small business owner her named frank finger and no **** he married a woman who's first name was gay...so her name was gay finger

also my mom used to work with a woman who's parents named her this...gay bois

 

[stosh]

I went to school with a kid Tim Timkey

 

[Ciaran]

Miss Ramclam ownes all other silly names.

 

[stosh]

There is some lady running for office locally who's last name is Cockburn and it was all over the F'ing place around election time.

She was running for a judge, imagine getting sentenced by Judge Cockburn? If yours didn't burn then it would be after a few days in the clink!!!

 

[Westy]

Guy who lived on my Freshman floor had the best name ever. Mike Beers.

 

[stosh]

Guy who lived on my Freshman floor had the best name ever. Mike Beers.

His son's will be proud!!!

Did he just go by his last name? I would!

 

[SK6]

My ex-father in Law's bosses name was Richard Berger.

 

[stosh]

My ex-father in Law's bosses name was Richard Berger.

Worst post in this thread to date.

 

[SK6]

When I had my hernia when I was in the eighth grade, the specialist who operated on me was Dr. DeCastiker. No sh!t.

 

[SK6]

Worst post in this thread to date.

IT AIN'T no joke.

 

[stosh]

When I had my hernia when I was in the eighth grade,

Before of after Band camp?

 

[SK6]

Before of after Band camp?

Before.

 

[Westy]

His son's will be proud!!!

Did he just go by his last name? I would!

He had to, there were 10 other people named Mike on the same floor.

 

[Ciaran]

He had to, there were 10 other people named Mike on the same floor.

There's always 10 other people named "Mike". And they all like chocolate cake and are weird in some way.