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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by H8R, Jan 31, 2008.

  1. H8R

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    syadasti i heart mac

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    Here is the label I helped design for my uncle's homemade haberno hot sauce:

     
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    This isn't really that odd, except for the fact that I know a guy named Tim Tam.
     
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    Which was a big deal in spanish speaking countries...they lost a LOT of sales on that one!
     
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    Head On... Apply Directly To The Forehead.

    What is Teeters on the brink mean?
     
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    WTF? Cherry scented? If you're prepared to enter the back door, are you really concerned with the smell???

     
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    Makes you really think about cinnamon flavor.

     
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    Even worse is WTF is "natural"??????????
     
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    I've actually had that...No different than any other sh1tty protein drink, really...
     
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    Smells like ass?
     
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    I'm betting it's chocolate.
     
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    Does sound beastially gay.
     
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    Banana cream and protein drink should not be words you put into a sentence, bro. :poster_oops:
     
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    .....mmmm... Cock Sauce......
     
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    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    Tastes much as the name suggests.
     
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    ^ That stuff tastes like $#!+.

    I think "Pocari" translates to "monkeynut".
     
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    I wonder how this would taste on your toast....

     
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    A Louisiana favorite!!
     
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    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Which happens due to the aforementioned "Ridemonkey"..
     
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    Spero ass rainbow

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    Ford Probe?
     
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    Spero ass rainbow

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    Toyota Toyopet


    Ok, I stole these from Forbes.
     
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    Spero ass rainbow

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    One of the LBSes around here sells a good bit of their stuff.

     
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    Hall of Fame salsa.

     
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    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    ?????


    :lighten: Ohhhhhhhh, I get it..
     
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    OUCH!
     
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    With the potential of a strategically placed piece of duct tape changing the C, the Porsche Cayman has one of the worst names ever.
     
  37. syadasti

    syadasti i heart mac

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    Some products of their parents...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan_Kuntz

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Fuchs

    Lots of Fuchs. Here is another Klaus Fuchs:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Fuchs