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CBJ

year old fart
Mar 19, 2002
13,163
5,012
Copenhagen, Denmark
At the office. Another talk with the contractor to speed up things but as it happens he has of course signed up too many projects. They like saying no to existing customers but not to new.
 

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
7,752
7,096
Sent my boss a tinfoil hat text, I refused to do an online application to be able to work on a customer's site.
I'd give a doctor less info and there is no privacy policy to be seen or a mention of where the data is stored, you have to give easily enough details for a solid identity theft, fuck that.
 

slyfink

Turbo Monkey
Sep 16, 2008
9,796
5,627
Ottawa, Canada
I woke myself up with a big smelly fart this morning. Was not pleasant.

Sunny and cool today. Rainy tomorrow. I'm gonna try and convince my wife to let me switch my ride night to tonight...
 

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
7,752
7,096
I found a phone on the way to work, it had 1% battery, was locked and had no SIM Card.
I have no social media and really didn't want to set foot in an Apple store so I found a charger at work then waited till it got a Wi-Fi signal on the drive home then went door knocking to find the owner.

After attempting to use an iPhone I realised that I never ever want to own one, that shit is weird.
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,745
10,695
MTB New England
WHAT IT DO BRONUTS! The strap on my four year old Fenix 5X broke and Garmin wanted $50 for a new strap. hahaha lmao. I found a third party on Amazon selling straps for $19 for a set of two, and I could not resist this snappy orange one. 4.5 stars with over 2500 reviews. SOLD.

 

canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
21,980
21,510
Canaderp
Wednesderp. Work and then ride night. I found a propane tank, so I got it filled up and am donating it for post ride bbq activities.

We have a mayfly or similar bug 'problem' at home. Jeeeeebus. I made the mistake of opening the front door last night and within the blink of an eye, there was thousands on the ceiling. Had to vacuum all those fuckers up.

Coffee it now.

:wave:
 

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,832
7,085
borcester rhymes
Been trying to find a local weldar to replace a 1.25 hitch with a 2"...found some weird old dude somewhere who said he could do it, then talked to a friend at work who builds his own racecars, and he said he'd do it no problem...so hitch purchased, need to collect a few more parts, then let's see what he can whip up.
 

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
7,752
7,096
WHAT IT DO BRONUTS! The strap on my four year old Fenix 5X broke and Garmin wanted $50 for a new strap. hahaha lmao. I found a third party on Amazon selling straps for $19 for a set of two, and I could not resist this snappy orange one. 4.5 stars with over 2500 reviews. SOLD.

I didn't think I was allergic to anything except rye grass, turned out Garmin watch straps too, mine really messed my wrist up so I swapped it out to a leather one.

We got a new apprentice that can't read an analogue clock, God it's annoying.
"Which way do I move my hand?" Fuuuuuuuck!
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,815
27,029
media blackout
WHAT IT BE FELLOW PRIMATES

slept well for once. like a damn rock. more gorgeous weather. but gonna be in the 90s this weekend. need to finish the dh bike so i can go ride dh this weekend.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,815
27,029
media blackout
Been trying to find a local weldar to replace a 1.25 hitch with a 2"...found some weird old dude somewhere who said he could do it, then talked to a friend at work who builds his own racecars, and he said he'd do it no problem...so hitch purchased, need to collect a few more parts, then let's see what he can whip up.
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sunringlerider

Wood fluffer
Oct 30, 2006
4,303
7,917
Corn Fields of Indiana
:wave:
:twitch:
Class was pretty good yesterday, except for an underwriter that was trying to explain farm commercial truck insurance. She had zero knowledge of State and National CDL regulations and heavy trucks laws. Kind of angering as she is the final say on policy’s regarding those vehicles. Thankfully she works for a company that I do not represent. Calling her out in front of 200 people was kind of interesting, she went fairly Karen on me.
 

Adventurous

Starshine Bro
Mar 19, 2014
10,851
9,891
Crawlorado
:wave:

Been a hot minute since I've checked in here. Anyway, busy as hell with the house. Started tiling the shower, started off a little rough, but I've got the technique down now.

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Adventurous

Starshine Bro
Mar 19, 2014
10,851
9,891
Crawlorado
this reminds me how glad i am that i paid someone else to re-do my bathroom
Only thing we'll be paying someone else to do will be the HVAC replacement and the window installation/repairing fascia and soffits. Otherwise, NFW could we have afforded even half of what's been done.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,753
8,754
Hello all

working 4-10 from home tonight. Elder kids scootered to their bus stop and youngest is finally back to preschool after 10 days of quarantine, two negative PCRs, and one final negative rapid test this morning.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,815
27,029
media blackout
tomorrow is my daughter's last day of preschool. friday is her graduation. it's a little bittersweet, my son never got to finish preschool or have any of that kind of stuff due to covid. not that it really impacted him for elementary school.

i am going to miss driving her to preschool in the morning. having that time with her by ourselves.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Here. My 715 no-showed this am. Fucking awesome.

Haley is pulling back on the gas kart since I told her *if* we buy one it will probably be used and for the race series up here, since more competition. She seems to want 1) a fancy new toy and 2) to stay in a small class where she will continue to dominate, despite not having much experience. Neither of which are acceptable for me when I'm laying down $4-5k. I will follow @Nick's advice and not get a kart this season and let her finish out her first season in electric karts. She's not getting the challenge anymore and the track is tight, so she's not really learning racing technique, but we'll go with it.

This child needs a damn sport and one where she will lose at times, else she will never learn that aspect of life. And that will make life real hard later.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,815
27,029
media blackout
Here. My 715 no-showed this am. Fucking awesome.

Haley is pulling back on the gas kart since I told her *if* we buy one it will probably be used and for the race series up here, since more competition. She seems to want 1) a fancy new toy and 2) to stay in a small class where she will continue to dominate, despite not having much experience. Neither of which are acceptable for me when I'm laying down $4-5k. I will follow @Nick's advice and not get a kart this season and let her finish out her first season in electric karts. She's not getting the challenge anymore and the track is tight, so she's not really learning racing technique, but we'll go with it.

This child needs a damn sport and one where she will lose at times, else she will never learn that aspect of life. And that will make life real hard later.
tell her if she wants a new car she needs to earn some money to contribute to it.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
41,824
19,148
Riding the baggage carousel.
Wife just called and said micro-dog barfed up what looked like blood as the girls were walking out the door this morning, so I'm punching out at 1 to take micro-dog to the vet. Fan-fucking-tastic. :disgust:
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
22,056
12,782
I have no idea where I am
:wave:

Fer someone who wanted it earlier

RaceFace Atlas stem torques

Stem 96-120 in-lb, 10.9-13.6 Nm
Bar 45 in-lb, 5.0 Nm
In the 31 years that I’ve been mountain biking a stem is the only component that I haven’t broken, bent or worn out. Even stripped out the inside of a steerer tube and had to use a massive headset bolt to compress the headset. But never any damage to a stem.

Have any of y’all mangled a stem ?
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
In the 31 years that I’ve been mountain biking a stem is the only component that I haven’t broken, bent or worn out. Even stripped out the inside of a steerer tube and had to use a massive headset bolt to compress the headset. But never any damage to a stem.

Have any of y’all mangled a stem ?
Stripped out an old Azonic block stem. But those were soft as hell aluminum; I twisted 2 as well.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,005
22,041
Sleazattle
In the 31 years that I’ve been mountain biking a stem is the only component that I haven’t broken, bent or worn out. Even stripped out the inside of a steerer tube and had to use a massive headset bolt to compress the headset. But never any damage to a stem.

Have any of y’all mangled a stem ?
Many moons ago a friend picked up a rando cheap stem for me as he was recommending a different length. Several years later I used it after going with some wider bars. In the middle of a ride on Mt. St Helens I noticed my bar felt super flexy. The stem had a crack that ran longitudinally and the bars became super easy to twist. That 3000' descent back to the car was done with zero weight on the bars.