weds....the day after bernies end
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PaWN it n00b!
Wait, wut? Sanders died from COVID 19? I'm so confused.
Having our first formal COVID 19 meeting at work today, so that should be compelling. I will wear a mask over my eyes in hopes that it will keep dumb, self-important people away.
Having our first formal COVID 19 meeting at work today, so that should be compelling. I will wear a mask over my eyes in hopes that it will keep dumb, self-important people away.
Mornin!
People are such raging fucking assholes behind the wheel here. No, accelerating into my trunk isn't going to make me close the 5 car gap I have between me and the person in front of me. Calm your goddamned tits.
People are such raging fucking assholes behind the wheel here. No, accelerating into my trunk isn't going to make me close the 5 car gap I have between me and the person in front of me. Calm your goddamned tits.
Enjoying the Fit, lol?
I hate driving my wife’s car here.
I find looking over and politely smiling and waving, as they inevitably speed past to gain one spot, is the best response here. Have your camera ready to watch the orangutan rage beat the steering wheel.
I don't seem to garner much more respect in the truck, those same people cruise around being douchebags in my blind spots when I'm driving that.
I need to borrow one of the laser systems from work so I can ignite other vehicles on the road with the press of a button.
Oh, and the Fit is awesome. Filled up for the first time yesterday, 33.5 mpg. Beats the truck at 20 mpg.
Mercredi here in le France. I made coq au vin with garlic mashed potatoes and Brussels sprouts last night.
LEL
welcome to BAHSTAN
I pretty much live where I live so that I have minimal interaction with other drivers. My commute is weird back roads the whole way. No thanks.
for the rednecks....as they are passing me as i let them by....i look over....pinch a nipple....lick my lips.....mouth the words "me so horny"....
Good morning LMFAO omg
Speaking of driving like a fucking asshole, I blasted past a back road speed trap during my drive home last night. The speed limit was 35 and I was like "Oh shit!" and then I looked down and I was doing 39, and then I was all like "Huh."
Speaking of driving like a fucking asshole, I blasted past a back road speed trap during my drive home last night. The speed limit was 35 and I was like "Oh shit!" and then I looked down and I was doing 39, and then I was all like "Huh."
Keep those fuckers up there. Every year more and more move down here and try to instill their school of driving on our roads.
Le mercredi also in le Québec. I made garlic tomato soup with oeuf poché and baguette.
I found out a factory that makes ultralight helicopters is only an hour from me. And a ready to fly heli is $50K. I know how I'm going to die now.
I had a guy tailgate me in the work vehicle, he pulled up next to me and flipped me off. I blew kisses at him and winked. he called the office to complain that I was making scary faces at him LOL
take video.I found out a factory that makes ultralight helicopters is only an hour from me. And a ready to fly heli is $50K. I know how I'm going to die now.
We're having one today, too. Perhaps I can still buy a costume mask for the occasion, a medieval doctor's one would be perfect.
There are too many of us on too few roads so we will punish you for the smallest display of inefficiency.
Soon, you will be one of us. Most morning truck drivers are contractors who are on their phones in the left lane all.the.fucking.time. I hate those aholes!
Shooting at police helicopters chasing me?
livestream it, you'll be famous
Here. Working on a large RFP for most of today. Still waiting to hear back from immediate management regarding client facing meetings. C-Levels have phrased it as "guest meetings are highly discouraged", whatever the fuck that means to the sales/education teams who are field and face-face 100% of the time. I have a feeling that I will be doing a lot of WebEx meetings over the next few weeks.
Morning Monkeys.
So I found the plumbing issue. As I was uncovering the elbow, you could see roots protruding where it connects with the pipe from the house. I got it cleared out a good foot in all directions, just waiting on the plumber to come by and tell me what it will be.
I am getting a trip to Bachelor for 4 days for my hard work. I will have the RM7 with me this trip.
So I found the plumbing issue. As I was uncovering the elbow, you could see roots protruding where it connects with the pipe from the house. I got it cleared out a good foot in all directions, just waiting on the plumber to come by and tell me what it will be.
I am getting a trip to Bachelor for 4 days for my hard work. I will have the RM7 with me this trip.
You have no idea. My car brings out the asshole in everyone. I am generally not going the fastest and am in the right lane except to pass. But everyone has to try and beat the Corvette. Like I have shit to prove to you and your Altama with a dent in it.
WFH so no corona today on a nice sunny day.
However not sure the fitness center is the best place to hang out these days so maybe just maybe I should ride a bike outside.
However not sure the fitness center is the best place to hang out these days so maybe just maybe I should ride a bike outside.
A few people at my company have officially contracted CoronAIDS, I suspect furloughs may be looming.
Mid 20s single mother driving after dropping of Raiden at his grandmas. She's smoking a cigarette and on her way to get pregnant again and/or pick up some oxys.Altama with a dent in it.
I found out a factory that makes ultralight helicopters is only an hour from me. And a ready to fly heli is $50K. I know how I'm going to die now.
A cheap helicopter? What could go wrong?
Hey, this is the upmarket model. Cheaper ones go for $20K.
Still gonna kill me though. Helicopters are an affront to God and nature. An enterprise doomed to failure.
ive been in a helicopter and survived. i was also not the pilot nor the assembler of the helicopter. i suspect those facts are related.
Massive props to whoever names their kid Lord Raiden.
I thought that was a euphemism for dropping a deuce... was so confused.
someone is getting a promotion...