[Spero]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

There have been a few golden threads appearing lately, but this one is among the greatest.

 

[MMike]

Now that's comedy!

 

[TN]

I can't believe how insensitive those guys are.

 

[Spero]

 

[IH8Rice]

of course her favorite part was eating the twinkie cake...
i wish that thread was longer than 105 pages....its keeping me amused


and btw, anyone know how to get vomit out of laptops?

 

[Kevin]

I wish I was a little less superficial like the guy in the pics and didnt care what my girl looked like.
Somehow I allways end up with the really pretty ones who all seem to be totally ****ed up in their pretty little ****ing heads.

Makes you wonder...

 

[IH8Rice]

I wish I was a little less superficial like the guy in the pics and didnt care what my girl looked like.
Somehow I allways end up with the really pretty ones who all seem to be totally ****ed up in their pretty little ****ing heads.

Makes you wonder...

its a catch 22...hot ones w/ fuked up problems, or ugly ones with eating/ogre disorders like the one in previous link

 

[Sandwich]

that thread was really funny...last week, when somebody posted pictures of the ugly chick and the uglier car.

 

[jerseydirt]

There is no paper bag big enough to solve that problem.

 

[IH8Rice]

There is no paper bag big enough to solve that problem.

and having no lights on isnt enough.
i think a bottle of JB Rum could maybe do it.......................maybe






wait, no, it cant

 

[Kevin]

its a catch 22...hot ones w/ fuked up problems, or ugly ones with eating/ogre disorders like the one in previous link

I know, and the uglie ones are bound to show the same defects as the pretty ones after just a short while.

Ill just stick to the pretty ones cause sometimes you just cant avoid being seen in public...

 

[boogenman]

someone post some pics here, i can't see any on the link. Can't get myspace pics here

 

[IH8Rice]

Ill just stick to the pretty ones cause sometimes you just cant avoid being seen in public...

hey fat chicks need love too.....they just gotta pay more.

 

[TheMontashu]

I wish I was a little less superficial like the guy in the pics and didnt care what my girl looked like.
Somehow I allways end up with the really pretty ones who all seem to be totally ****ed up in their pretty little ****ing heads.

Makes you wonder...

Crazy chicks can be fun as hell, as long as they don't flip out at you all the time

 

[brungeman]

"She is a real "nice" girl..." "she has a great personality!"

I made it through one page before calling BS that the original poster is the one in the pics.

in the first post he said that he was glad he waited for the wedding night to loose his virginity... but then said later that he has a kid on the way and that is why he married her!

this is the real life shallow Hal.

 

[jerseydirt]

I know, and the uglie ones are bound to show the same defects as the pretty ones after just a short while.

Ill just stick to the pretty ones cause sometimes you just cant avoid being seen in public...

Yeah thats true, but i'm pretty sure this one was found in the dumpster on prom night, and half the garage in there was eaten.

 

[Kevin]

You guys know why they call it PMS?





























































Mad Cow Disease was allready taken

 

[jerseydirt]

No relevance here, unless you were to mention bacon, then it would have been plausible.

 

[Skookum]

This reminds me of that old joke what do 29ers and Fat Chicks have in common.

They're both fun to ride, just don't let your friends see you.

 

[jerseydirt]

This reminds me of that old joke what do 29ers and Fat Chicks have in common.

They're both fun to ride, just don't let your friends see you.

Yeah but this particular girl/guy/homoerectus is pretty hard to miss.

 

[Skookum]

Yeah but this particular girl/guy/homoerectus is pretty hard to miss.

You can hide in one of her folds.

 

[jerseydirt]

You can hide in one of her folds.

That what little johnny said 10 years ago until he rolled out dead a year later. dumdumdummmmmmmmm

 

[CdaleTony]

100 pages???
Oddly enough I think the poster is getting his pics from some kinda myspace.
I saw another thread like that somewhere, some asian chick on the hood of a car? Someone figured out the original source and used all her pics to play it up alongside the OP before she set the account to private....
CDT

 

[DirtyMike]

Funny, but the poster is making it up as he goes along, it was eitehr the first or second page were he says they have a kid on the way, and thats why they got married, and about page six where he describes the honey moon at the motel six as tough, and didnt last long from them both being virgins.

 

[MMike]

But there was a hole in the story....he said they were virgins on their wedding night. But he also said that she was knocked up, which is why they were getting married....

Otherwise, it's great!

 

[narlus]

MMike, your sleuthing skills are impressive, if not timely.

 

[brungeman]

MMike, your sleuthing skills are impressive, if not timely.

yep I think I said that in post 14! :biggrin:

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

MMike, your sleuthing skills are impressive, if not timely.

 

[MMike]

Oh pfffft.....like I'm going to read this WHOLE thread. I DO have a life you know. My time is being used to read the 100 pages of the other thread.

So in your face.

 

[jerseydirt]

I am gonna call BS on the baby story. The homoerectus woman is so fat you cant tell if she is really pregnant or not, so for all we know he could be a phony!