[jimmydean]

So I go into the bathroom at work and I'm at the pisser. A guy walks in, iPhone in his left hand. He takes the stall next to me and I notice he's still focused on the phone. Single handedly, he takes care of his business.

While I'm washing my hands, he finishes, walks to the sink next to me, does a quick one hand rinse, and exits, still focused on whatever it was he was doing when he came in.

So I ask you, what could be THAT important?

 

[stevew]

apple without jobs...toilet?

 

[TN]

maybe he had an ap that told him when his bladder status?

 

[Total Heckler]

A good poker game? RM forums?

 

[Uncle Cliffy]

I suggest this:

 

[eaterofdog]

Our salespeople do that. Filthy buggers.

One of our esteemed sales staff was doing that next to me and as soon as he said "I'm in my car." I flushed the toilet.

 

[TN]

Our salespeople do that. Filthy buggers.

One of our esteemed sales staff was doing that next to me and as soon as he said "I'm in my car." I flushed the toilet.

sales people are the same everywhere. slimy dirt balls.

 

[MMike]

....or he couldn't have held it?

 

[sstalder5]

iphone pron. why do you think he went in the stall in the first place?

 

[Ciaran]

There wasn't anyone on the phone. He just didn't want to talk to you.

 

[IH8Rice]

sales people are the same everywhere. slimy dirt balls.

woah woah. settle down now

 

[padrik5]

we "had" an employee that would take his phone and ipod into the ****ter with him.

then would want to show you stuff he found while he surfed the net pinching a loaf !

eeew groossss!

 

[TheTruth]

Our salespeople do that. Filthy buggers.

One of our esteemed sales staff was doing that next to me and as soon as he said "I'm in my car." I flushed the toilet.

You should have yelled, "He's on the toilet!"

 

[Big J]

You should have yelled, "He's on the toilet!"

or....S#%&ers Full!!, followed by flush.

J

 

[bizutch]

"Why Bob, how ever do you take a crap whilst talking on your phone old chap?" might end his one handed demonstration. People hate casual british accents while iPhone-ing.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Texting his massage therapist.