what do you monkeys do for work?
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I Are Baboon said:I have access to my company's payroll and HR records.
hmm ... so you could add my name to the HR records and have a check direct deposited into my account and I'd never have to show up for work? I think I just found my calling - invisible worker
My jobs pretty tight, I work on motorcycles and atvs all day long. been doing it for five years. the best part is the test ride. Id hate to have a desk job!
I am an mid-level shaved monkey at a remote sensing gig
paycheck: accounts receivabullz/operations manager for a teeny tiny film distribution company (currently releasing CONTROL ROOM and BUKOWSKI: BORN INTO THIS)
smilecheck: gordo's gofer at litter, along with a bunch of other bike related stuff that doesn't pay, but keeps me happily extremely busy
smilecheck: gordo's gofer at litter, along with a bunch of other bike related stuff that doesn't pay, but keeps me happily extremely busy
I make maps as well...thats what a survey Technician does...Propery maps...topo maps...control maps...utility maps...all done in AutoCAD (LDD4 actually) and derived from our field crews survey data.
Tom
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Good stuff Tom!Tom Church said:
What I do is more like street maps, atlases, venue maps, text book maps, transit maps. There's as much art as tech in what I do. Its pretty fun stuff.
You actually are in the direction I'd like to head. I want to work more with GIS for a city/county/state agency. As soon as California's economy and budget isn't totally fuct :mumble:
I think maybe he means Gyro? Is it lunchtime (looks at watch)MtnBikerNJ said:
CAD slinger (architecturally)
Professional Land Surveyor, have to deal with architectural CAD slingers. :mumble:
Hey Tom Church
Hey Tom Church
Super Slacker I.T. Gawd for Kaiser Permanente.
I take care of the information systems that take care of you. :evil:
I used to be the DisCO MAN (Distributed Computing Management) but I re-org'ed myself. My Official Kaiser ID badge actually says that my job title is "DISCO MAN". (I found PORN on the security guys PC... he'll do whatever I tell him to do.)
My day consists of drinking the free coffee, surfing the web, screwing around, getting revenge on evil users by deleting their important files, installing a PC or two, then leaving early so I can go home and ride.
I take care of the information systems that take care of you. :evil:
I used to be the DisCO MAN (Distributed Computing Management) but I re-org'ed myself. My Official Kaiser ID badge actually says that my job title is "DISCO MAN". (I found PORN on the security guys PC... he'll do whatever I tell him to do.)
My day consists of drinking the free coffee, surfing the web, screwing around, getting revenge on evil users by deleting their important files, installing a PC or two, then leaving early so I can go home and ride.
Graphic Artist/3D Modeller for Army Technology
I get to play with $3k programs all day
My work is at the Pentagon
I get to play with $3k programs all day
My work is at the Pentagon
I work at a company called Agilent.JimmyTwoTimes said:
We have been implementing the Oracle ERP system for 4 years.
We blame you guys for the problems.
We would like to shoot you in the face with a shotgun blast too, but that would delay everything another 4 years.
Just kidding....sorta mostly
enginerd
I write propaganda for the man.
You ARE the man.BurlySurly said:
damn me.-BB- said:You ARE the man.
IT insultant @ IT Helpdesk... we support our own brand of computer shipped.
construction management. i push paper all day long.
YaY
YaY
Dosen't it suck...I mean who actually works in inches...tenths are the way to go!!! And how often do they pull your drawings out of the horizontal datum...or even the vertical datum...then they send a drawing back to you and its all in the wrong place compared o your point files...grrr....
lol.
Tom