[jonKranked]

he's been all sorts of secretive. no me gusta! I want to know the drama, or at least speculate.

 

[Serial Midget]

The receptionist did not return his morning salutation so now he thinks he's gonna get canned.

 

[brungeman]

I think he got drunk on bacon, had but sects, and sharted his pants.

today he found out that he has anal SARS.

 

[splat]

I thought it was he found out he was actually born a poor black child

 

[TheMauler]

i guess its pretty clear what happened to him...

 

[jimmydean]

He doesn't wear panties, does he?

 

[robdamanii]

Couldn't be bacon hangover. What those Canucks call "bacon" doesn't count.

 

[H8R]

I have a new debuncher arsenal.

Which one of these works good on a Canuck?

I'm leaning toward this one:

Canadians wear some fruity panties. This one will de-bunch and squash fruit at the same time. Very efficient.

 

[jonKranked]

you just need a pair of scissors. I believe their heads are hinged on the side.

 

[DRB]

I'm slowly driving him insane with my long distance mind control.

 

[robdamanii]

I'm slowly driving him insane with my long distance mind control.

I thought it was the wolverines in his trashcan?

 

[Westy]

I'm slowly driving him insane with my long distance mind control.

That is just the weed talking. Your inaction is disappointing. Put the bong down and do what you have to do.

 

[bluebug32]

Seriously, man. Go hijack that helicopter.

 

[Serial Midget]

Dingle berries.

 

[DRB]

That is just the weed talking. Your inaction is disappointing. Put the bong down and do what you have to do.

jealousy raises its ugly head again.....

 

[MMike]

I thought it was he found out he was actually born a poor black child

...with SARS