[thom9719]

I need to rephrase myself, white bikes are not ugly. White bikes littered with white parts are both ugly and retarded.

Good looking white bike:

I know all you guys are just following my lead, I had a white M1 waay back in 2002

that thing looks nice

Hot:
Evil Bikes
American World cuppers! (Strobel, Gwin, Neko, Strait, Warren)
Building new trails
helping out the groms
New race programs!
the local race scene

Not:
slopestyle
Winter
tap out gear
people who take riding too seriously.

-KT

 

[MDJ]

Do you wear a pant? Who cares, let it go.

No, I think he wears a skirt.

 

[NoUseForAName]

Hot: Having a choice of four sweet reasonably priced DH frames

Not: Having to chose one

Hot: Going racing again

Not: Having to buy licenses and armour, and a new helmet, and insurance, and ......

 

[jonKranked]

Hot: Riding for your own enjoyment, and not to impress others.

Not: This thread.

 

[John Jameson]

this thread represents everything that is wrong with the "internet biking community". WHO THE **** CARES. I am all for passing time in the winter, but this is nothing but each members interpretation of what it is cool. Good God, I would expect to see this on pinkbike. I guess RM is just like pinkbike, but with grownup idiots...

 

[Delimeat]

this thread represents everything that is wrong with the "internet biking community". WHO THE **** CARES. I am all for passing time in the winter, but this is nothing but each members interpretation of what it is cool. Good God, I would expect to see this on pinkbike. I guess RM is just like pinkbike, but with grownup idiots...

Don't get carried away.... I'm not grown up.

 

[jonKranked]

Hot: self deprecating sense of humor.

Not: taking yourself too seriously

 

[IH8Rice]

this thread represents everything that is wrong with the "internet biking community". WHO THE **** CARES. I am all for passing time in the winter, but this is nothing but each members interpretation of what it is cool. Good God, I would expect to see this on pinkbike. I guess RM is just like pinkbike, but with grownup idiots...

and who cares about what you think?

if the thread gets your panties in a bunch, then dont open it..waaaa

 

[slimshady]

Hot:
- Be able to finally find the time to ride (it's summer here!!!!!)
- Suspension hydraulics (less preload, more control)

Not:
- Every single little punk here in Argentina thinking if you don't ride a singlespeed, brakeless, cheap bike you deserve to die
- Big companies trying to segment the market more and more as an excuse to overprice their products (think of the Fox 831)

 

[soul-skier]

Hot: Short people, Tickle-Me-Elmo, Green Teeth, Bad Breath, Pregnant Wives.

Not: Michael Vick, Sausage Parties, Anal Bottle-Rockets, Short travel bikes.

 

[thom9719]

Hot: Hansel

Not: Derek Zoolander

-KT

 

[mandown]

Hot - fork
Not - forks (when describing one front suspension unit)

quoted for truth, justice, and the american way.

...and yes, i do say "bar" or "handlebar."

 

[jonKranked]

Hot: Short people

only because you are one

 

[wanabe]

Hot: DH bikes, strippers, beer.

Not: Fixies, mullets, girl pants, and stupid F'n sunglasses.

 

[IH8Rice]

Hot:Pregnant Wives.

Not: Anal Bottle-Rockets

seriously man????
congrats!

 

[Eastern States Cup]

soul-skier;

Now things will start to get real interesting,



Seriously CONGRATS to both of you !!!!

 

[zebrahum]

Hot - small companies getting some recognition for making good stuff

Not - getting a real job, not riding, getting out of shape, and still not paying the bills. Oh well, there's always next season.

 

[Tamo]

Hot

having fun riding with friends
pushing yourself and getting faster

Not

crashing
have to work and not have time to ride

 

[kidwithbike]

marissa miller:
awesome amigos/teammates who make you wanna ride more than anything.
traction via minions, and 5.10s.
little dirtbikes.
astro vans.
goon riding.


hillary clinton:
broken scaphoids
riding/avoiding the trainer
consumerism at christmas time
fixie "freestyle"

 

[slowitdown]

HOT:

Hot:
Buying or banging on about rear shocks from more and more obscure suspension companies.
Saying your broken collarbone was caused by your Leatt and would never have happened if you'd been wearing the Alpinestars.
Taking head angles into the high 50s.
Ditching your old frame that was the MF bomb 2-3 years ago, buying something new cos 'things have progressed', and then riding the same courses with your new bike, with no difference in your run times.
Taking the next logical step in flat bill cap one-upmanship, the riser bill.

Don't concern yourself with the 'Not', just keep looking fabulous and all will be well.

NOT:

everyone else's post

 

[NY_Star]

Hot:
Super Low And slack Bikes.
Steep fresh cut East coast course.
Ironhorse Sundays
Saint

Not:
People who think they need all of the above
And people who read this as something other then a JOKE!