[NJMX835]

Ian MacKaye is my savior, not Jesus

 

[ferrit66]

(neal wood):quote

if god is pedaling for you, isn't that cheating?

 

[Ithnu]

I have never understood the need to convert folks.

Maybe to balance things out I should do an upside down cross on my helmet, or always request plate 666, or just rock Slayer in the parking lot at top volume.

If they convert more people, they get more points. If you get 1000 points you get to meet Jesus when you die. anything less and you go to hell.

Unless you're converting people to the wrong religion, best not to even put in the effort, we're all going to hell.

 

[Ithnu]

What I always wondered is if Satan punishes people because they were bad and couldn't get into heaven, isn't he working for God?

I thought he wanted to destroy God, not be his freaking employee, so really if you're a bad person, Satan might reward you and make you an officer in his army of evil.