[scottishmark]

Currently the Project Controller for HMS Shoreham

As of next week I'll either be a Production Engineer (playing with military lasers, sensors, cameras and other interesting bit n pieces) or a Business Consultant for an engineering firm (playing with mostly fresh water or pooey water depending on which day it is!)

 

[Upgr8r]

GIS Cartographer.
I make maps 'n stuff..

And bike mechanic extraordinaire

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

moron dynamics researcher

 

[BadDNA]

moron dynamics researcher

That's just a fancy way of saying that you browse message forums all day isn't it?

 

[dirttastesgood]

I sit at a Cafe and do nothing and only go about once a month. I'm not really sure what my job is. Oh and I get paid $40 for being the king of the trampoline/whatever toy the kids would like to play with for 2 hours.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

That's just a fancy way of saying that you browse message forums all day isn't it?

Actually I'm collecting data for future alien abductions.

My employer is quite interested in subjects with poor grammar and lack of vehicular operation skills. These particular subjects tend to not be missed nor believed by anyone.

 

[jonKranked]

i design toy packaging.

 

[gonefirefightin]

Retired, full time traveller and racer

 

[stinkyboy]

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Mechanical Engineer

 

[BadDNA]

So you're a kindergartener with a drinking problem? I'm calling DSS.

 

[stinkyboy]

So you're a kindergartener with a drinking problem? I'm calling DSS.

My friends and family think that's what I do, and I actually had a guy ask me once if I drew Popeye all day. WTF?

The glamorous reality is that I'm an Art Director at an ad agency.

 

[SilentJ]

Mechanical Engineer

, but I play Civil, Process/Chemical, and Electrical as well.

I bring you teh oils.

 

[Nick]

I work in sales for an industrial equipment distributor.
We design finishing systems for automatic liquid painting and/or powder coating, mostly to manufacturers of metal products or niche markets.

 

[Streamline]

Two jobs. Day job Graphic Designer. Evenings and weekends Contractor but mainly I paint apartments.

 

[Quo Fan]

I watch sh!t blow up and tell people what crappy shape their houses are in.



What that translates into is I do vibration monitoring for blasters to ensure that they stay within the legal limits of vibrations set forth by the United States Bureau of Mines. I also perform pre-blast inspections of structures within a specified distance of blasting operations.

 

[Potroast88]

I'm a Conductor for BNSF Railway. Here's a pic of my office.

 

[J-Dubs]

Equipment Manager for the EPA Emergency Response Branch

Maintenance and logistics are the game.

 

[TN]

pixel monkey.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Societal leach

 

[offsprung]

i make biopharmaceuticals

 

[Snacks]

Controller

 

[Trainwreck]

Lowly help desk puke...

 

[Tmeyer]

Order management at Burton Snowboards.. I make sure people get snowboards and secretly count down the days to bike season every winter.

 

[sunringlerider]

I sell shinny big green equipment to pissed off farmers

 

[Luckybikes]

Two jobs, Building maintenance, construction worker/equipment operator and a college student life is fun

 

[hooples3]

Oh and i forgot I alphabetize M&M's

 

[BMXman]

I'm a consultant in the food service/hospitality industry and a semi pro card player...D

 

[SPINTECK]

I make biopharmaceuticals too, but want to make movies when I grow up!

 

[Austin Bike]

I fly around the world riding my bike in different countries.

And when I am not doing that I am worldwide business development manager for a processor company.

Long title, lots of headaches, tons of travel, and all the processors I can eat.

 

[Austin Bike]

Order management at Burton Snowboards.. I make sure people get snowboards and secretly count down the days to bike season every winter.

Hey, do you know "big guy" from Korea? He completely hooked me up with one of the best meals of my life when I was over there.

I ski, but if I ever decide to buy a board it will be a burton because he was such an awesome host.

 

[loco-gringo]

<snip>graduated massage school and will pursue that when i get to texas.

Did someone tell you that prostitution is legal here???

 

[cannondalejunky]

cad tech for a company that makes trash compactors and balers

 

[wiscodh]

Order management at Burton Snowboards.. I make sure people get snowboards and secretly count down the days to bike season every winter.

i call b.s., you email me and let me know how dumb i am all day

oh yeah, i am a product development engineer, sometimes i actully get to do r&d work when im not completly behind deadlines.

 

[bitingback]

Did someone tell you that prostitution is legal here???

no but i DID hear there are a lot of dumb a$$es

 

[JohnE]

Dolphin trainer, amateur volunteer gynecologist

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Dolphin trainer, amateur volunteer gynecologist

sounds fishy...

 

[ito]

Field Staff for a Wilderness Therapy Program.

You know all those spoiled brats at the mall by your house? I march them around the deserts of Utah and make them into better people.

Or, as some have implied, I get paid to undergo therapy.

 

[HypNoTic]

Just like Konabumm, I get paid to manage a virtual infrastructures for a living. Until May '08, I'm the senior guy that run a bunch of big iron box for a financial institution. Gotta love ESX! After that, I take the summer off to work as trails specialist for IMBA Canada and our local trail advocacy organism. I've studied infography but never worked in that field.

@Cross: I worked on a skidoo trail groomer for a while too. A BR-180 is a fun tool.

 

[Trckmastr]

Deputy Sheriff, pays the bills.