[Secret Squirrel]

...your felony conviction goes away prancing.

Go and pull a modern day Lazarus or something...

Mom pleads guilty in cult starvation death
Plea will be withdrawn if her 1-year-old son comes back to life

Alleged cult leader Queen Antoinette ...

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is your first hint that you shouldn't join that cult.



On a side note: My 16 month old daughter raises holy hell if she goes 3 hours without eating...I can't even imagine....