$hit. I'm gonna be skiing until I'm 90.......... I won't be bored.mack said:
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When will you die?
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thursday november 2, 2062
Ill be 73 dammit
Ill be 73 dammit
Either im seing gosts or my neibor cheated the system.
He was scheduled 18 years ago.
He was scheduled 18 years ago.
Going Bender huge or a huge bender might do it. :evil:dh girlie said:
Yeah. Bored teenager. There's a huge surprise......mack said:I think that skiing gets boring if there isnt any new snow. I would totally be bored, if im bored now... i cant wait till im 73.
Don't worry - you'll probably grow out of it.
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Edit: forgot to mention - boredom is the sign of a boring person.
Yeah - but see, when you're old you can live anywhere you want - like where there IS fresh snow. Utah.mack said:
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Dec 4 2050
Sunday, August 20, 2023
I'll live to be 36
. At least I don't need to do that whole retirement savings deal.
I'll live to be 36
. At least I don't need to do that whole retirement savings deal.
Woohoo, Sunday, March 23, 2081 - I'll be 102!
Friday, February 26, 2066
95 years and my BMI has me rated as obese.... cool.
ink: ink: ink: ink:
95 years and my BMI has me rated as obese.... cool.
ink: ink: ink: ink:
Skookum said:95 years and my BMI has me rated as obese.... cool.
Thats hilarious! :devil: Now pass me the damn chicken fried rice!
Monday, January 22, 2057
longer than i could have guessed!
longer than i could have guessed!
Tueday, November 3, 2054....I'll be 78 
Not too shabby by my family standards.
Not too shabby by my family standards.
Holy $hit. It says I'm gonna die next week. :mumble:
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Mine said Dec 30, 1997.
Hmm, I must've missed the memo...
Hmm, I must've missed the memo...
That is soooo 1998.
Tuesday, August 15, 2062
i dunno if I WANT to live to be 92....sure hope the Social Security system is fixed by then
i dunno if I WANT to live to be 92....sure hope the Social Security system is fixed by then
August 5 2063.
I will be a ripe old 78 years of age. Sounds good to me
I will be a ripe old 78 years of age. Sounds good to me
Better get out and make more turns then. :evil:SkaredShtles said:Holy $hit. It says I'm gonna die next week.
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Monday, September 28, 2071
I'll be 98. I'm not sure my knees want me to live that long.
I'll be 98. I'm not sure my knees want me to live that long.
march 16th 2072. 91 is a little too old for my liking.
maybe if you've got glaucoma though, all the weed will be paid for by medicare and you won't care or know how old you are.
cool! can i have your bike?SkaredShtles said:Holy $hit. It says I'm gonna die next week.
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don't worry Y2K version6.0 will end the world before you have to worry about that.Damn True said:
Yeah after pooping myself i'll have my nurse write in some stupid nonsensical birthday post for you, then i'll keel over dead.Ciaran said:You are going to die on my birthday! Now that's cool.(Well, maybe not for you, but if you gotta go...)
Toshi's Death test says I'll be 77 in 2046 and die of a heart attack.
An on-topic poem I read, but can't remember who the author was:
The clock of life is wound but once
And no man has the power
To tell when the hands will stop
At late or early hour.
Now is the only time you own.
Love, love, toll with a will.
Place no faith in time.
For the clock may soon be still.
The clock of life is wound but once
And no man has the power
To tell when the hands will stop
At late or early hour.
Now is the only time you own.
Love, love, toll with a will.
Place no faith in time.
For the clock may soon be still.
85% of firefighters die of a heart attackTimeBomb said:
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April 2064
at age 79
WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
You have 21622.8 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 25% of your life.
Well there yah go.
at age 79
WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
You have 21622.8 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 25% of your life.
Well there yah go.