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Where did the limerick thread go?

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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I have to say, this is the first time that I've actually been irritated that a thread was deleted. I think there was some genuinely funny schit in there and a lot of people contributed to what was very good natured ribbing.

I know some of it boardered on the edge of good taste, but it was certainly no worse than anything else that gets posted on this board on a daily basis.
 

H8R

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Nov 10, 2004
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AHHH hahhhhhaaahahaa !!
:eviltongu :eviltongu :eviltongu :devil:

That thread was great!




But then it got gay.

Start a new one.
 

Crashby

Monkey
Jan 26, 2003
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Alas the limerick thread's been deleted
We deem our spirits depleted
The mod got 'er good
Like we all knew he would
We're sad and we all feel quite cheated

:(
 

H8R

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Nov 10, 2004
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Crashby said:
Alas the limerick thread's been deleted
We deem our spirits depleted
The mod got 'er good
Like we all knew he would
We're sad and we all feel quite cheated

:(
There once was a mod who was not me,
who did not delete the gay thread see,
this mod was not I,
I have not been the guy,
who did not, not, not, kill off that thread, G.
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
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NORCAL is the hizzle
[Sigh]

The original thread's gone, what a shame
Whoever deleted it must be quite lame
Sure it lacked taste
but 'twas deleted in haste
It should be in the Hall of Fame!

:angry:
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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This hippy named H8R's a jerk,
He removed my distraction at work.
He's deleted the thread,
Now off with his head!
That'll wipe off his smug little smirk!
 

Echo

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Jul 10, 2002
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Slacking at work
You monkeys thought Echo was moddin'
When the limerick thread was downtrodden
But instead you discover
It was really your lover
H8R who gave you a good roddin'.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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bigginsis said:
no limerick from me yet - but please keep this thread going! you guys are very creative!
Biggins sister is sure good at slacking,
I think that she'd better get cracking
I don't mean to be trite,
But why should we write?
When her limericks seem to be lacking?
 

I Are Baboon

The Full Dopey
Aug 6, 2001
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H8R deleted that thread with such ease
He didn't think twice and did as he pleased
He pissed us all off
At him we now scoff
Now let's take a bat to his knees
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Chief Monkey, may I make an assertion?
You must help us to save our exertion.
Bring back our thread,
As others have plead,
Though please do not think this coercion.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Ridemonkey said:
I can't bring it back.
Just start another.
You are irritating my crack.
Go hassle your mother.
You may be webmaster supreme,
With forums that run like a dream,
But your verses, they're awful,
They should be unlawful,
Sufficient to make a man scream!
 

Crazy Sweeper

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Jun 4, 2004
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binary visions said:
You may be webmaster supreme,
With forums that run like a dream,
But your verses, they're awful,
They should be unlawful,
Sufficient to make a man scream!
I agree with Binary Visions
about your lyrical collisions
you have a great site
but your rhyming might
be worse than a blind surgeon's incisions
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
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NORCAL is the hizzle
Ridemonkey said:
I can't bring it back.
Just start another.
You are irritating my crack.
Go hassle your mother.

'Tis truly a bummer the thread won't be back,
I'm sad like koolkeg without a dank sack
But RM your rhyme style,
it's a big steaming pile
of something from out of your crack!


(Thanks for the try though. :blah: )
 

H8R

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Nov 10, 2004
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I'm glad that I sh*t-canned that thread,
It deserved to be buried and dead,
Rhymes had got weak,
And the rhythms were tweaked,
It was like listening to Right Said Fred
 

H8R

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Nov 10, 2004
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You guys are doing much better,
These limericks are better than cheddar!
If it wasn't for me
hitting that delete key,
It all would be poo, only wetter!
 

Ridemonkey

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Sep 18, 2002
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H8R said:
You guys are doing much better,
These limericks are better than cheddar!
If it wasn't for me
hitting that delete key,
It all would be poo, only wetter!
Please put down the bong
Your life style is all wrong
Another damn hippy
Who's stench makes me tipsy
Dipped in that trust fund too long
 

Ridemonkey

This is not an active account
Sep 18, 2002
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When bush ran you had a hippy wig-out session. You made the mistake of revealing your extreme dislike of this label so now I have the perpetual upper hand.


H8R said:
WTF?!?

  • I don't smoke weed
  • I work full time
  • I have short hair
  • I grew up on Black Flag and Celtic Frost
  • I bathe every day


How the hell did the hippy thing ever get started anyway??
 

H8R

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Nov 10, 2004
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Ridemonkey said:
When bush ran you had a hippy wig-out session. You made the mistake of revealing your extreme dislike of this label so now I have the perpetual upper hand.
I see.



Does the site have an ignore feature for specific words?

:blah:
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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H8R said:
WTF?!?

  • I don't smoke weed
  • I work full time
  • I have short hair
  • I grew up on Black Flag and Celtic Frost
  • I bathe every day


How the hell did the hippy thing ever get started anyway??
H8R's drug addled mind all trippy
A loud mouth way too lippy
Nothing I hate more
Than a thread deleting whore
Except for a whiney-ass hippy
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
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NORCAL is the hizzle
H8R said:
WTF?!?

  • I don't smoke weed
  • I work full time
  • I have short hair
  • I grew up on Black Flag and Celtic Frost
  • I bathe every day


How the hell did the hippy thing ever get started anyway??
H8R doth protest with a way heavy touch,
getting all angry, uppity and such
Can't justify
erasing a thread that was so fly
Diverting from the real issue much?
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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OGRipper said:
H8R doth protest with a way heavy touch,
getting all angry, uppity and such
Can't justify
erasing a thread that was so fly
Diverting from the real issue much?
No justification was needed,
Too bad if you all feel cheated,
I leap, then I think,
It's much worse when I drink,
BUT GET OFF THE DEAD HORSE DUDE, IT'S BEATED
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
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NORCAL is the hizzle
H8R said:
No justification was needed,
Too bad if you all feel cheated,
I leap, then I think,
It's much worse when I drink,
BUT GET OFF THE DEAD HORSE DUDE, IT'S BEATED
Now you're getting into the swing
this thread is much fun, that is the thing
you don't have to agree,
or chime in with glee
But your last limerick was pretty much BLING!

:eviltongu :eviltongu
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
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NORCAL is the hizzle
From Princess Bride:

Dude that kept saying "Inconceivable": "No more rhyming, I mean it!"

Andre the Giant: "Anybody want a peanut?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:blah: :blah:
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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There was a young post named Bump
Who dredged up the thread with a thump
"WTF is this noise??!?"
Said the Ridemonkey boys
"We want no more bad rhymes from this chump!!!"