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Fathead

Monkey
May 6, 2003
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SE TX
Aug. 5, 2004, 10:39AM

Former porn star awarded custody of daughter
Associated Press


NEW BRAUNFELS -- A former porn star known as Barbi Korvette, Slavegirl or Dimii Darkangel was awarded custody of her 3-year-old daughter by a judge who ordered that she not participate in the porn industry.

Comal County Court-at-Law Judge Charles Stephens made his ruling Wednesday in a divorce case, in which Laura Carney's husband, Patrick Carney, tried to gain custody of their daughter.

"We've spent more time talking about pornography and porn stars instead of focusing on what we should, a beautiful 3 1/2-year-old girl," Stephens said in his ruling, as reported in Thursday's San Antonio Express-News.

Laura Carney, 35, accused her husband of pressuring her into the porn industry then using her past against her. Patrick Carney, an American Express Financial employee in San Antonio, said he had little involvement in his wife's work and now teaches Sunday school at his church.

Patrick Carney said he was "disturbed" when he attended a photo shoot that featured a hooded man holding a gun to his wife's head. However, he admitted attending clubs where his wife performed and selling her merchandise, viewing pornography on the Internet and hiring prostitutes.

The judge said he had to award custody to "someone who is an admitted porn entertainer (or) someone who was involved in porn, viewed it and can't remember the last time he's hired a prostitute."

Laura Carney left her husband in 2001. She said she is planning to marry her boyfriend in Indiana and insisted her daughter would be in a "secure and stable" home there.

Stephens granted joint managed conservatorship to both parents, making Laura Carney the primary custodial parent.
 

bomberz1qr20

Turbo Monkey
Nov 19, 2001
1,007
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Fathead said:
The judge said he had to award custody to "someone who is an admitted porn entertainer (or) someone who was involved in porn, viewed it and can't remember the last time he's hired a prostitute."

I'd rule: FOSTER HOME
 
J

JRB

Guest
I'm still amazed how frequently I think these lyrics fit on Ridemonkey.

"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong

Yeah, yeah

I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different--now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cause when you need one, they are never around

I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives
They all have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children
Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na
 

lukeduke

Chimp
Apr 4, 2003
77
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speaking of porn star mommies...

anyone know if that porn chick had chopper dude jesse james baby yet?

not that i care, just curious.

another future inmate of the california dept of corrections i am sure.
 

CrazyGambit

Chimp
Jul 30, 2004
78
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Heart of Dixie..
SirChomps-a-Lot said:
he admitted to looking at porn on the internet?! What a disgusting deviant freak!

nobody looks at porn on the internet. especially not me.
lol porn and the net go hand in hand.. or is outh and... lol
Still lovin the ride i scored from you chomps. thanks again.
 

mcA896

Turbo Monkey
Aug 15, 2003
1,160
0
Cape Cod, MA
loco-gringo said:
I'm still amazed how frequently I think these lyrics fit on Ridemonkey.

"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong

Yeah, yeah

I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different--now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cause when you need one, they are never around

I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives
They all have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children
Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na
bahahahaha is that an actual song? whos it by?