[golgiaparatus]

For years I have been a goofball, always jumping around like a retard. I usually can turn on the tv, xbox, sterio, or any combination of the 3 and then in 1 big jump I can get back to the couch... over the coffee table etc. Well, I have a giant candle on the table and last night I pulled the "turn on the TV, jump back to seat combo" and the candle caught my foot. Messed up my landing putting my weight directly on my toe (the one next to the pinky toe). This morning its nice and purple at the first joint and I am limping around. Wonder if I broke it

 

[hooples3]

ummmm ... yeah.... Good luck with that

 

[Skookum]

Just be like Ronnie Lott and chop it off.

http://www.nfl.com/insider/story/5853695

 

[I Are Baboon]

Ronnie Lott was a bad ass.

 

[stevew]

You sound like Peter Pan.

 

[Cooter Brown]

sounds broke man

I did the same thing to my big toe, except I was riding a bike and wrecked and my foot went directly into a rock and "BLADOW!", it was broke

 

[COmtbiker12]

I broke one of my toes about 6 months ago (the very smallest one) and it hurt a lot to walk around on but if I positioned my foot right I could do it no problem. I think for a little toe all they can pretty much do is give you one of those boot things to wear around. So I didn't go to the hospital or anything and after like a week it was good enough to ride and stuff so I was happy.

 

[SkaredShtles]

You sound like Peter Pan.

Do you think that Golgi might be this guy? http://www.pixyland.org/

 

[golgiaparatus]

So first I'm biker fox, then I'm the ghey peter pan? WTF?!

Coot... yeah, I think its broke. Funny thing is that it didnt hurt for more than a few seconds after I did it, but this morning is a different story. Oh well. I can still walk, still ride, still have sex and still drum. Really I havent lost anything as far as I'm concerned.

 

[SkaredShtles]

So first I'm biker fox, then I'm the ghey peter pan? WTF?!

You're the one posting to an internet board that you like to jump around *in your house*........

 

[golgiaparatus]

You're the one posting to an internet board that you like to jump around *in your house*........

Oh wait, ghey peter pan, coffee table jumping, now I totally get it

 

[SkaredShtles]

Oh wait, ghey peter pan, coffee table jumping, now I totally get it

So you *are* the Peter Pan guy, and not Biker Fox........ glad we *finally* got that cleared up.

 

[PBV]

That Ghey Peter Pan guy scares me. Like he is just bat **** crazy enough to believe he's really Peter Pan.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

So you *are* the Peter Pan guy, and not Biker Fox........ glad we *finally* got that cleared up.

alter egos, one and the same: golgiaparatus = Biker Fox = Peter Pan = Michael Jackson.

 

[DHS]

sounds broke man

I did the same thing to my big toe, except I was riding a bike and wrecked and my foot went directly into a rock and "BLADOW!", it was broke

you need those airwalks with the steel toe. looks and feels like a regular show, but has steel toes. they rock!

 

[manziman]

no, it's not true that white people can't jump, it's just you. my vert is 33"...and we can't jump..pfft.

 

[vtrider]

yeah mine is 38". wrong, im white. but the coffee table hopping **** sounds intense.
you should get some of those moon boot things, so then you could feel like youre jumping reallly high when you hop the candle. that'd be very cool

 

[luken8r]

does it look like this?
toened!!

 

[-dustin]

a white friend of mine was 5'10" and could dunk on a whim when he was a junior in high school.

 

[manziman]

a white friend of mine was 5'10" and could dunk on a whim when he was a junior in high school.

yea, i'm 5'6" and can grab rim.