[skibunny24]

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

A gigantic set of fake boobs

A la carte, or installed ?

 

[JohnE]

A gigantic set of fake boobs

For him or her?

 

[roflbox]

For him or her?

1 b00b for each

 

[skibunny24]

Matching Halloween costumes!!

 

[Westy]

For him or her?

Fun for the whole family

 

[Westy]

 

[roflbox]

 

[rideit]

No PIIHB by post 8?

You guys are slipping.

It's her birthday, not mine...

 

[jonKranked]

It's her birthday, not mine...

Rubber fist?

 

[jdcamb]

It's her birthday, not mine...

So you're saying that you cannot think of a way to leverage the situation in a mutually beneficial way. Almost every mall has a Victoria's Secret. They have gift cards there also...

 

[rideit]

Do you have ANY idea how far it is from here to the nearest mall with a VS?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Do you have ANY idea how far it is from here to the nearest mall with a VS?

Idaho Falls?

 

[skibunny24]

Do you have ANY idea how far it is from here to the nearest mall with a VS?

There has to be something similar in Jacksonwood...

 

[StiHacka]

There has to be something similar in Jacksonwood...

Looks legit https://www.thebootlegger.com/collections/apparel/products/nts-micro-150-bikini

 

[jdcamb]

Do you have ANY idea how far it is from here to the nearest mall with a VS?

No. As I am not even remotely in the same dilemma. I can only offer suggestions. Buy her favorite bottle of booze? A indulgent desert. A appreciative card with a personal note expressing a intimate word. A foot message, some hashish and glass of her favorite booze... Whatever it takes... I am willing to bet her Mom or sister can steer you in the right direction.

 

[rideit]

Idaho Falls?

 

[rideit]

Looks legit https://www.thebootlegger.com/collections/apparel/products/nts-micro-150-bikini

Nice tip!

 

[roflbox]

https://www.amazon.com/Clone-Willy-Dildo-Kit-Light/dp/B000NBS2RE?th=1

 

[rideit]

And who said the future wasnt going to be wonderous...

 

[StiHacka]

https://www.amazon.com/Clone-Willy-Dildo-Kit-Light/dp/B000NBS2RE?th=1

Now you can put it in your own butt.

 

[eric strt6]

 

[Da Peach]

PB and puppy?

 

[Westy]

Heroin seems pretty popular these days.

 

[JohnE]

Tomorrow is the Fraus birthday. Other than buying her a bracelet, I have done nothing. Except promise to be nice to her all day and take her to a German restaurant for lunch. The nice all day part will be the real trick...

 

[Westy]

Tomorrow is the Fraus birthday. Other than buying her a bracelet, I have done nothing. Except promise to be nice to her all day and take her to a German restaurant for lunch. The nice all day part will be the real trick...

Giving her all the blutwurst she can handle?

 

[rideit]

We sent kiddo off to a sleepover.
Hubba hubba

 

[kazlx]

 

[Mo(n)arch]

George Clooney has the solution:

NSFW

 

[Toshi]

That is a proportionally long stick-dong. I am impressed.

:notbadobama:

 

[4130biker]

How long until the lizards turn that into an e-bike?