I've beaten people with broomhandles with tacks on the end, whacked somebody good with a brick, and slapped insolent women with my schlong. But never have I beaten a spouse with a baby. All I say is way to go in raising the bar for us all.
I've beaten people with broomhandles with tacks on the end, whacked somebody good with a brick, and slapped insolent women with my schlong. But never have I beaten a spouse with a baby. All I say is way to go in raising the bar for us all.
Was that before or after the drunken smiley face tattoo? There is a certain elevated humor factor in slapping someone in the face with a smiley tattoo'd schlong. Bonus points if it was done in a trailer.
Was that before or after the drunken smiley face tattoo? There is a certain elevated humor factor in slapping someone in the face with a smiley tattoo'd schlong. Bonus points if it was done in a trailer.
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