[MikeD]

I say it's unnatural, disgraceful, and should not be permitted in civilized society. Any other opinions?

 

[DRB]

I think your a prude. Open up your horizons for once in your life.

 

[sanjuro]

You have a problem with Jacquie Phelan?

 

[$tinkle]

from their clinics link:

Instant Finesse™
Mountain Bike Clinics
Details​

Who: All classes taught by the legendary Old Bat, Jaccquie Phelan, a racer with a 14 year pro career and no broken bones, and enough dusty prizes and awards to impress and baffle the modern Pro rider who's never heard of her.
What:

Level 1: For honest-to-goddess beginners. One must know how to steer a bike, but that's about it. Courage not required, just the bike, ma'am. Learn Phelan's much-copied (if inadequately patented) "Inner Chicken Respect" techniques, as well as how to safely read trails without distraction, hop curbs without discouragement, and impress the wildlife with one's physique. Also learn the critical rules by which we share the trails, how not to colonize the entire fire road on group rides, etc...Master the tricks & tropes en route to Level 2.

Level 2: students have either proof of having taken Level 1 or can sail through this quick quiz: How long can you do a track stand? Curbs bother you? Been to a race (not necessary)?

next time i'm in the bay area i'll work on my curb-hucking chops.

 

[stevew]

I prefer women in mid riff tube tops or cut off tees.

 

[peter6061]

I prefer women in mid riff tube tops or cut off tees.

All yours, buddy....

 

[MudGrrl]

When I read this thread's title....


I thought of something like this:

 

[MikeD]

Yeah, once I was done with the clever wordplay I had to wonder how it would actually be interpreted...I was thinking something like that...

 

[kidwoo]

That's a tawntawn you idiot.

 

[MikeD]

I thought that was a ton-ton...

this is a tawn-tawn...

 

[JohnE]

All yours, buddy....

Ahhh, Keeerist, I just ate...
(I had to look, just had to look...)

 

[stevew]

All yours, buddy....

It is like a pillow top mattress....

 

[MMike]

Could be worse

 

[binary visions]

I say it's unnatural, disgraceful, and should not be permitted in civilized society. Any other opinions?

Why do you hate freedom?

WOMBAT is a women-only mailing list devoted to issues of bisexuality, though the topics of discussion vary widely.

 

[peter6061]

Why do you hate freedom?

Didn't WOMBAT used to be a women's mtb club? What are we talking about here?

 

[DRB]

I thought that was a ton-ton...

this is a tawn-tawn...

She took her 225lbs husband out with a high heel. She might be just the candidate to be the US army's first female infantryman.

 

[SkaredShtles]

She took her 225lbs husband out with a high heel. She might be just the candidate to be the US army's first female infantryman.

I can see it now - the Army is going to get into all kinds of trouble because they're only going to allow unattractive surly women into combat infantry roles....

I'd get in a foxhole with Tawny.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I'd get in Tawny's foxhole.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Why so shocked? Like you wouldn't hit it?

 

[dirtydirtysouf]

All yours, buddy....

brittny spears?

 

[MudGrrl]

it's Tauntaun.



I actually had a hell of a time figuring out what they were called, and then how to spell it correctly.


There's your Star Wars geek knowledge of the day.

Tauntaun.

 

[ohio]

Tauntaun.

The tauntaun goes "gerblegerblegerble."

 

[MudGrrl]

gerblegerblegerble

 

[Da Peach]

I could have sworn it was just tan-tan with a 'merican accent...

 

[skinny mike]

I could have sworn it was just tan-tan with a 'merican accent...

well at least it isn't french or canadian or a horrific combination of the two...

 

[DaveW]

I say it's unnatural, disgraceful, and should not be permitted in civilized society. Any other opinions?

Oh dear did the missus catch you watching "Those" dvd's again mike......... irate2:

 

[MikeD]

She sends me those DVDs when I'm away...

 

[kidwoo]

it's Tauntaun.



I actually had a hell of a time figuring out what they were called, and then how to spell it correctly.


There's your Star Wars geek knowledge of the day.

Tauntaun.

That's the first thing I typed into google.

It corrected me with tawn tawn.........which is obviously superior because it emotes a whitesnake video.

Stoopit woman. Can't even follow google, how are we supposed to trust you on the battlefield?

Comes the time when the young jedi must be saved from hypothermia and you get all caught up in semantics.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Kidwoo Logic:

White Snake video > Star Wars


Huh...Here I go again...down the only road I've evar known...

 

[sanjuro]

I can see it now - the Army is going to get into all kinds of trouble because they're only going to allow unattractive surly women into combat infantry roles....

I'd get in a foxhole with Tawny.

She's hot...