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N8 v2.0

N8 v2.0

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We just got word that the as part of the grand opening of the first ever Krispy Kreme doughnut shoppe in our city, we are getting 700 boxes of doughnuts donated to the Base (that's one box for every 10 people).

Our squadron's take is 38 boxes...

Too bad the AF's version of PT is an hour of playing basket ball and riding a stationary bike twice a week.

:dead:
 
Westy

Westy

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TreeSaw said:
:dead: Sad thing is, I don't really like donuts so I wouldn't do too much with them.
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I'm not much of a doughnut fan either. If I'm going to get fat I want to do it with the "Gobble", an everything bagel with turkey, 100 island dressing, onions and cheese.
 
clancy98

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i also feel the need to post to say that i WOULD NEVER eat a donut. disgusting. absolutely disgusting. Give me a rice cake covered with italian dressing and some beet chips any day. :rolleyes:
 
BikeGeek

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I was talking with an AF doctor this weekend. Do you know why the AF implemented the bike ride for the PT test? Too many officers were having heart attacks on the run! :eek:
 
LordOpie

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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Westy said:
If I'm going to get fat I want to do it with the "Gobble", an everything bagel with turkey, 100 island dressing, onions and cheese.
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now we're talking!


If I had 700 boxes, I'd give 'em to the homeless.
 
valve bouncer

valve bouncer

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Feb 11, 2002
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N8 said:
We just got word that the as part of the grand opening of the first ever Krispy Kreme doughnut shoppe in our city, we are getting 700 boxes of doughnuts donated to the Base (that's one box for every 10 people).

Our squadron's take is 38 boxes...

:
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Will you be the one punching them N8?
 
MudGrrl

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Mar 4, 2004
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My bf is a smoker....
and would smoke before the AF bike test, as it was a sure way of passing

no kidding

They then asked him to do some push ups, and he declined (he was getting out anyway)
 
Westy

Westy

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TreeSaw said:
Yes and have donut wars! That sounds like fun to me ;)
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In college we used to get a huge bag of bagels delivered every saturday morning. Rarely would they all get eaten before getting stale. They got put into a special paper bag where they would age to a rock hard state. When the bag was full invitations were sent and bagels wars fought. It was key to defend the kitchen because if you put a stale bagel in a microwave for 6 minutes it makes the worlds greatest smoke bomb, seriously.
 
clancy98

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MudGrrl said:
My bf is a smoker....
and would smoke before the AF bike test, as it was a sure way of passing
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I dont get it. what was he smoking to be sure to pass a biking test?...
I feel like a missed the inside joke.
maybe I missed a post...
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

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clancy98 said:
I dont get it. what was he smoking to be sure to pass a biking test?...
I feel like a missed the inside joke.
maybe I missed a post...
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I'm not sure either...but I've seen pictures of the euros long ago in the tour sharing cigarettes as they ride...I know smoking opens up those little sacks (huh huh...I said sacks!) in your lungs...long term it stretches em out and gives you emphazema...maybe its a quick way to more air into your lungs?
 
Hawkeye

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BikeGeek said:
I was talking with an AF doctor this weekend. Do you know why the AF implemented the bike ride for the PT test? Too many officers were having heart attacks on the run! :eek:
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I told you running was bad for you.
 
El Jefe

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Nov 26, 2001
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That's only 1.2 doughnuts per person. That's not a lot...not nearly enough. Krispy Kreme doughnuts, when fresh and warm do indeed rule the earth. Well, if you like the super sweet melt in your mouth kind of doughnut (which I do). When cold and a few hours old, they're average at best. Get while they're hot, or move the fvck out of the way so I can get em.
 
RhinofromWA

RhinofromWA

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Aug 16, 2001
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The only donut I like are Maple Bars....:confused: *shrug*

I never uderstood KK....I guess I never experienced the KK the way they are supposed to be....but yuck anyways.

There are never enough maple bars in an assorted donut box.

Rhino

 
RhinofromWA

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Westy said:
I think the rest of the world calls it Russian.
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Isn't Russian dressing red? Real red?

1000 Island is like a Mayo-ketchup-and relishy looking concoction.

I think something similiar goes on a Big Mac. :think:
 
Westy

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RhinofromWA said:
Isn't Russian dressing red? Real red?

1000 Island is like a Mayo-ketchup-and relishy looking concoction.

I think something similiar goes on a Big Mac. :think:
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I have seen recipes for home made Big Macs calling for 1000 Island dressing. Why anyone would want to make a big mac at home beats the hell out of me.
 
RhinofromWA

RhinofromWA

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Westy said:
I have seen recipes for home made Big Macs calling for 1000 Island dressing. Why anyone would want to make a big mac at home beats the hell out of me.
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haha true.

I think it might just be 1000 island dressing....the McD's "special sauce"

...lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesseme seed bun. *damn* I knew that was going to get in my head*
 
Westy

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RhinofromWA said:
haha true.

I think it might just be 1000 island dressing....the McD's "special sauce"

...lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesseme seed bun. *damn* I knew that was going to get in my head*
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I always thought the special sauce came from the zit face kid behind the counter getting all worked up from seeing the high school chick in tight polyester pants working the drive through window. That or a clown fetish.
 
BigMike

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I've never seen this many people that dont like Krispy Kreme! It makes me feel so good! Here in RIchmond, VA, when I tell people I dont like KK that much, I fear being shot
 
RhinofromWA

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BigMike said:
I've never seen this many people that dont like Krispy Kreme! It makes me feel so good! Here in RIchmond, VA, when I tell people I dont like KK that much, I fear being shot
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The SEattle area (a 40 mile radius) just in the last year or so had a handfull of shops open up. Before that I saw a KK in a casino in Las Vegas.

I just don't see what is so special about them....I have never even been in a KK store. *shrug* People around here like them too. I don't get it...other than when their are "fresh", they are oozing with glaze or something.

Rhino-not understanding the hype-fromWA
 
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