Once again, fuck directly off, you of the northern climes with mild, dry weather. Hope to milk in a quick spin before the obligatory weekend deluge ensues, but it looks doubtful. May buy some unnecessary bike accoutrement to mitigate my sads.Wooo the sun has arrived.
Sometimes you are the windshield...Got up early. Eat breakfast. Got the bike ready. Rode to the trail head via McDonalds. They no longer make Egg, Bacon, and Cheese on a English Muffin. They also said I can't have my bike inside the store. I thought I was in McDonalds. I had no idea what store she was talking about. I can understand what her aversion to Bikes was as she probably weighed 400lbs. I get to the trail head and nobody is there. They changed the ride time on Meetup? I don't even know what meetup is. Decided to go solo. About 100 yards into the ride, I ride through what I hope was dog diarrhea. I turned around and went home. Water spigot is not turned on to clean up. I have dog diarrhea on my pack??? The smell is now inside my house. Fuck you and you're dog, Fuck McDonalds. Fuck your bratty, spoiled, and loud kids. Fuck Meetup. Fuckity Fuck.....
Dude. It's only 10:30.broke the chain tensioner on teh stihl. figured out how to remove/replace it. all the local equipment dealers close at 1:00. wtf? ordered one from amazon. fuckity fuck indeed. yardwork. the chickens are squawking like assholes. pretty sure it’s beer o’clock.
I just had to clean my oilomatic last weekend.broke the chain tensioner on teh stihl. figured out how to remove/replace it. all the local equipment dealers close at 1:00. wtf? ordered one from amazon. fuckity fuck indeed. yardwork. the chickens are squawking like assholes. pretty sure it’s beer o’clock.
Get your third nipple pierced at a discount ?Drive to Cabo San Lucas, shop, then jump on a boat to tourist trap Lover's Beach, or hangout at the house and keep relaxing... What to do?
Sorry.Once again, fuck directly off, you of the northern climes with mild, dry weather. Hope to milk in a quick spin before the obligatory weekend deluge ensues, but it looks doubtful. May buy some unnecessary bike accoutrement to mitigate my sads.
Got it over with though. Rest of the year to go!Ate shit on the bike for the first time this year, bike and body mostly ok.
Glad to get that over with!
It was the death star.Anybody hear an update from Slyfink on the dark spot on his xray?
OM NOM NOM
It's only a few weeks old. I still need to get new rotisserie brackets.OM NOM NOM
and damn, your grill is clean!
Have you bacon'd or pizza'd it now, yet?It's only a few weeks old. I still need to get new rotisserie brackets.
I managed 3.7 miles with 660 vert before shit was eaten.Out on the hardtail with wifey, 52miles, 7000ft vert.
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UTIs can be real bad in guys. I had one a few weeks ago that put me in bed for 3 days till I got some antibiotics and another day after I started taking the antibiotics, the infection can move into other organs, mine moved into my kidneys. On the plus side the antibiotics can clean them up fast and they can be a warning of other issues the person may have.Oh crap, wifey’s dad is in the ICU with an intubation. He collapsed this morning and couldn’t get up, they thought it might be a UTI, but as the day progressed he has gotten worse.
He is 85 and in I’ll health, she is shopping for plane tickets now.
Hope it’s just precautionary, but it doesn’t look particularly good from here.
Day before yesterday I soiled brand new grip tape with confirmed fresh bovine manure. Shit was on my clothes, my arm, my bike, my glasses, it was great. It is all worked into the tape and will be a reminder of what happens on the other side of the fence.Fuckity Fuck.....
YikesOh crap, wifey’s dad is in the ICU with an intubation. He collapsed this morning and couldn’t get up, they thought it might be a UTI, but as the day progressed he has gotten worse.
He is 85 and in I’ll health, she is shopping for plane tickets now.
Hope it’s just precautionary, but it doesn’t look particularly good from here.