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Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,768
8,762
Nice lazy morning with each of my girls in turn.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Drive to Cabo San Lucas, shop, then jump on a boat to tourist trap Lover's Beach, or hangout at the house and keep relaxing... What to do?
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,050
8,770
Nowhere Man!
Got up early. Eat breakfast. Got the bike ready. Rode to the trail head via McDonalds. They no longer make Egg, Bacon, and Cheese on a English Muffin. They also said I can't have my bike inside the store. I thought I was in McDonalds. I had no idea what store she was talking about. I can understand what her aversion to Bikes was as she probably weighed 400lbs. I get to the trail head and nobody is there. They changed the ride time on Meetup? I don't even know what meetup is. Decided to go solo. About 100 yards into the ride, I ride through what I hope was dog diarrhea. I turned around and went home. Water spigot is not turned on to clean up. I have dog diarrhea on my pack??? The smell is now inside my house. Fuck you and you're dog, Fuck McDonalds. Fuck your bratty, spoiled, and loud kids. Fuck Meetup. Fuckity Fuck.....
 
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rideit

Bob the Builder
Aug 24, 2004
24,703
12,497
In the cleavage of the Tetons
Got up early. Eat breakfast. Got the bike ready. Rode to the trail head via McDonalds. They no longer make Egg, Bacon, and Cheese on a English Muffin. They also said I can't have my bike inside the store. I thought I was in McDonalds. I had no idea what store she was talking about. I can understand what her aversion to Bikes was as she probably weighed 400lbs. I get to the trail head and nobody is there. They changed the ride time on Meetup? I don't even know what meetup is. Decided to go solo. About 100 yards into the ride, I ride through what I hope was dog diarrhea. I turned around and went home. Water spigot is not turned on to clean up. I have dog diarrhea on my pack??? The smell is now inside my house. Fuck you and you're dog, Fuck McDonalds. Fuck your bratty, spoiled, and loud kids. Fuck Meetup. Fuckity Fuck.....
Sometimes you are the windshield...
 

jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
17,343
14,179
Cackalacka du Nord
broke the chain tensioner on teh stihl. figured out how to remove/replace it. all the local equipment dealers close at 1:00. wtf? ordered one from amazon. fuckity fuck indeed. yardwork. the chickens are squawking like assholes. pretty sure it’s beer o’clock.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,828
27,044
media blackout
broke the chain tensioner on teh stihl. figured out how to remove/replace it. all the local equipment dealers close at 1:00. wtf? ordered one from amazon. fuckity fuck indeed. yardwork. the chickens are squawking like assholes. pretty sure it’s beer o’clock.
I just had to clean my oilomatic last weekend.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,768
8,762
Yuna can read now! At least three letter words in Bob books 1-3, but it’s a start.
 

CBJ

year old fart
Mar 19, 2002
13,171
5,052
Copenhagen, Denmark
Gravel race today. Early in the race some idiot pull the break in front of me and I hit the pavement just before the first gravel. Bent the hanger a bit but the worst is the dude didn’t even say anything. Sore knee but no crying I have 140km road race tomorrow.
 

6thElement

Schrodinger's Immigrant
Jul 29, 2008
17,244
14,718
Out on the hardtail with wifey, 52miles, 7000ft vert.

Then tasty burgers in town with @Nick.

Need to pull the DH bikes out of the basement soon, a few weeks allegedly until local resorts open for bike activities. Not sure how that's going to work when they're still open for skiing and it keeps snowing...
 

jackalope

Mental acuity - 1%
Jan 9, 2004
7,703
6,109
in a single wide, cooking meth...
Despite the bad mojo sent from @canadmos , I managed a (glorious) ride today. Some critters and what have you I saw along the way...















The last one scared the stool outta me. It's obviously a turkey buzzard, but it came hopping out of a big hollow tree beside the trail , and I initially had no idea what was emanating from said hollow...free, heavily used underwear if anyone (i.e. german) is in the market .
 

rideit

Bob the Builder
Aug 24, 2004
24,703
12,497
In the cleavage of the Tetons
Oh crap, wifey’s dad is in the ICU with an intubation. He collapsed this morning and couldn’t get up, they thought it might be a UTI, but as the day progressed he has gotten worse.
He is 85 and in I’ll health, she is shopping for plane tickets now.
Hope it’s just precautionary, but it doesn’t look particularly good from here.
 

Kiwintas

Chimp
Oct 22, 2018
93
56
Oh crap, wifey’s dad is in the ICU with an intubation. He collapsed this morning and couldn’t get up, they thought it might be a UTI, but as the day progressed he has gotten worse.
He is 85 and in I’ll health, she is shopping for plane tickets now.
Hope it’s just precautionary, but it doesn’t look particularly good from here.
UTIs can be real bad in guys. I had one a few weeks ago that put me in bed for 3 days till I got some antibiotics and another day after I started taking the antibiotics, the infection can move into other organs, mine moved into my kidneys. On the plus side the antibiotics can clean them up fast and they can be a warning of other issues the person may have.
Hope he punches out the other side fit and heathy.
 

Kiwintas

Chimp
Oct 22, 2018
93
56
Mother’s Day in the land of Oz. So cooked French toast and bacon for my partner as the kids gave her their cards and gifts.
Now we are off to the next town over for the night as the girls are going to a Harry Potter evening and the boy and will be eating take aways and playing warhammer kill team.
 

boostindoubles

Nacho Libre
Mar 16, 2004
8,423
6,962
Yakistan
Fuckity Fuck.....
Day before yesterday I soiled brand new grip tape with confirmed fresh bovine manure. Shit was on my clothes, my arm, my bike, my glasses, it was great. It is all worked into the tape and will be a reminder of what happens on the other side of the fence.
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
22,059
12,789
I have no idea where I am
Oh crap, wifey’s dad is in the ICU with an intubation. He collapsed this morning and couldn’t get up, they thought it might be a UTI, but as the day progressed he has gotten worse.
He is 85 and in I’ll health, she is shopping for plane tickets now.
Hope it’s just precautionary, but it doesn’t look particularly good from here.
Yikes