Okay, what is your favorite insult? Use an appropriate cloaking disguise for obscenities of course...
I favor the classic "Way to go, d!ckhead!"
I favor the classic "Way to go, d!ckhead!"
Your favorite insults...
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"fvcking jackass"
Sarah
Why don't you take a minute and shut the fvck up?
Asshat.
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" i know its hard to do one thing at the same time!"
"if it was easy, they would have women do it"
"if you want to know the easiest way to do something ask the laziest person you know, so i thought i would call you"
"if it was easy, they would have women do it"
"if you want to know the easiest way to do something ask the laziest person you know, so i thought i would call you"
I would take that as a compliment
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
I've never used this, but it's my new favorite.
There's a saying in Hindi that very roughly translates to "I'll plant a mango tree in your mom's ass and **** your sister in its shade."
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efee7/what_are_your_favorite_culturally_untranslateable/?sort=confidence
There's a saying in Hindi that very roughly translates to "I'll plant a mango tree in your mom's ass and **** your sister in its shade."
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efee7/what_are_your_favorite_culturally_untranslateable/?sort=confidence
When I left mattel one of my going away presents was a book of insults, its epic. Hundreds of pages ill have to dig it up and post some
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg
Shut up you fvckstick
Me: " Hey what do you go by, length or diameter ? ".
You: " Excuse me ? ".
Me: " I just wanted to know how you measure that stick up your ass ".
You: " Excuse me ? ".
Me: " I just wanted to know how you measure that stick up your ass ".
This one's work related, since I work in a casino--
When a player is complaining that he/she is losing, I'll respond with.............
"I don't see a seatbelt on your chair"
Well, I think it's funny...........................
When a player is complaining that he/she is losing, I'll respond with.............
"I don't see a seatbelt on your chair"
Well, I think it's funny...........................
Die in a fire.
"You don't know what you are talking about...you are just obeying your body's urge to run its mouth"
Shut up - fvcktard
I have to love "Peckerwood"
Your Mom.
I am afraid you have gone full on Retard.....
"He who causes the bird to no longer be the word".
A little long...but it really makes you think.
A little long...but it really makes you think.
At work - "Lets talk about what you're doing right now. Do you think this the best use of your time and my resources?"
I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk off-face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior and I don't like you, Jerk-off.
- The Big Lebowski
- The Big Lebowski
Forget to take your meds today?
Now, can you handle it, or do I have to write it out in braille and shove it up your ass?
I can obtain no knowledge from you, good day.
I don't have anything special but received a good one from immigration for my first green card application when they wrote my job was not of professional character. I really wish there was a number I could have called to say fock you.
I just offer to buy the person a gallon of bleach for dinner
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?
Why dont you go outside and play anice game of hide and go Fcuk yourself.
Or dont worry, it wont be considered murder for you... your just going to be a victim of a really late abortion
But one of my alltime favorites..... I ask... hey isnt your mom and dad rich... you know from when they sued Trojan condoms after you happened?
Or dont worry, it wont be considered murder for you... your just going to be a victim of a really late abortion
But one of my alltime favorites..... I ask... hey isnt your mom and dad rich... you know from when they sued Trojan condoms after you happened?
Your Mom is dumber than MMike.
fart face!!!!
Guffaw. I always liked "may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits".