do any old-timers of the mtb-trials list (toshi, geoff@eastcoasthardcore?) remember robin coope's classic post about Section Tick? i wish i had saved that one.
Your mind is too "bike focussed" when..
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i don't remember that post or have it saved, but i was just wondering about robin coope the other day. physics.ubc.ca/~rcoope is still up, but not updated in many moons, but the guy is apparently still around and kicking since he was involved with ryan leech's manifesto video... hmm.
When you hear the word nipples and think are the ybrass or alloy
now thats fvcked up, when i hear nipples i will always think titties
when you think of a random mountainbike frame and how you were going to build it up if money was no object
When you show up to class with a camelback, no books, and still dressed in lycra, set the bike in the corner, and declare yourself ready to learn.
When you call it a night after a few beers because you need to get up early the next day for a ride.
When walking anywhere just sucks.
The Ito
When you call it a night after a few beers because you need to get up early the next day for a ride.
When walking anywhere just sucks.
The Ito
i am guilty. ha ha
dont feel bad same story over here
hahahah... sooo true.
i can deffinately relate to the x-up bunnyhop and manual in the car thing.
-when you want to get to the end of the hall or block or what have you and your legs start pedalling instead of walking.
-when you try to take stairs as a tranny on your feet (and twist your ankle in the process
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-when you want to get to the end of the hall or block or what have you and your legs start pedalling instead of walking.
-when you try to take stairs as a tranny on your feet (and twist your ankle in the process
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when you hear UFO and think theyre talking about a Nicolai
LOL...
guess thats the strange part
Originally posted by CreeP
-when you try to take stairs as a tranny on your feet (and twist your ankle in the process
I've done that more than once!
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whenever you go for a walk in a forest and run around like a little kid holding handle bars ahead of you and jumping onto and off rideable rocks and logs
wishing you had your bike with you
wishing you had your bike with you
Just yesterday . . . on my way to local fishing hole with son . . . when I launched the SUV over some rough stuff thinking I know I could clear it with the bike . . . then thinking it was a good thing I paid extra for those steel plates under the SUV. Just like biking - I'll try it again next week, only faster . . . I know I can clear it without using the 'bash guards' . . . .
we had a similar thread in our website, sorry it'S in french...allez-y
here'S a few translated.:
-when you spend more time with your bike than your girlfriend
-when your bike shop phone number is on your speed dial
-When your on a romantic dinner you find a way to talk about progressive suspension...
-when you fall, the first question you ask is.: is my bike ok?
-your vision glasses are oakleys
-when you can recognized oil by it's taste
-when you meet a girl, you are wondering if she would look nice in body armor!
-most of the parts on your bike are worth more than an average commuter bike.
-you change oil more often in your fork than in your car
-when you bike sleep beside your bed
-when you give a name to your bike
-when you have a bike dedicated room in your house...
-when you have an xxx dream and you bike is on the background
-when you have more fun looking at a bike film than a porno film with your girlfriend.
-when you slow down on the highway to look at the bike on the roof of the car next to you
-when you make the uncliping movement coming out of your car..
-when your monthly bike payment is equal or superior to your car payment
-when you shift whith your thums in your car!
-when your bike budget is more complicated than the groceries budget...
-when you give the name "Cedric" or "peaty" to your child
-when you have a bike related tatoo
-when you have seen "Kranked" more times than "star wars"
-when your girlfriend ask you .:"if your bike could pleasure you sexualy, who would you choose" and you hesitate!!
-you have at least once washed you bike with a toothbrush...
-for you a 4 foot dop is just a bump in the trail.
-when you plan your life around biking!
-when you talked about the same bike parts over and over all winter with the same guy's
-when yiu site on you bike during winter, just to see how it feels...
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here'S a few translated.:
-when you spend more time with your bike than your girlfriend
-when your bike shop phone number is on your speed dial
-When your on a romantic dinner you find a way to talk about progressive suspension...
-when you fall, the first question you ask is.: is my bike ok?
-your vision glasses are oakleys
-when you can recognized oil by it's taste
-when you meet a girl, you are wondering if she would look nice in body armor!
-most of the parts on your bike are worth more than an average commuter bike.
-you change oil more often in your fork than in your car
-when you bike sleep beside your bed
-when you give a name to your bike
-when you have a bike dedicated room in your house...
-when you have an xxx dream and you bike is on the background
-when you have more fun looking at a bike film than a porno film with your girlfriend.
-when you slow down on the highway to look at the bike on the roof of the car next to you
-when you make the uncliping movement coming out of your car..
-when your monthly bike payment is equal or superior to your car payment
-when you shift whith your thums in your car!
-when your bike budget is more complicated than the groceries budget...
-when you give the name "Cedric" or "peaty" to your child
-when you have a bike related tatoo
-when you have seen "Kranked" more times than "star wars"
-when your girlfriend ask you .:"if your bike could pleasure you sexualy, who would you choose" and you hesitate!!
-you have at least once washed you bike with a toothbrush...
-for you a 4 foot dop is just a bump in the trail.
-when you plan your life around biking!
-when you talked about the same bike parts over and over all winter with the same guy's
-when yiu site on you bike during winter, just to see how it feels...
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friken awsome!!Originally posted by tartosuc
we had a similar thread in our website, sorry it'S in french...allez-y
here'S a few translated.:
-when you spend more time with your bike than your girlfriend
-when your bike shop phone number is on your speed dial
-When your on a romantic dinner you find a way to talk about progressive suspension...
-when you fall, the first question you ask is.: is my bike ok?
-your vision glasses are oakleys
-when you can recognized oil by it's taste
-when you meet a girl, you are wondering if she would look nice in body armor!
-most of the parts on your bike are worth more than an average commuter bike.
-you change oil more often in your fork than in your car
-when you bike sleep beside your bed
-when you give a name to your bike
-when you have a bike dedicated room in your house...
-when you have an xxx dream and you bike is on the background
-when you have more fun looking at a bike film than a porno film with your girlfriend.
-when you slow down on the highway to look at the bike on the roof of the car next to you
-when you make the uncliping movement coming out of your car..
-when your monthly bike payment is equal or superior to your car payment
-when you shift whith your thums in your car!
-when your bike budget is more complicated than the groceries budget...
-when you give the name "Cedric" or "peaty" to your child
-when you have a bike related tatoo
-when you have seen "Kranked" more times than "star wars"
-when your girlfriend ask you .:"if your bike could pleasure you sexualy, who would you choose" and you hesitate!!
-you have at least once washed you bike with a toothbrush...
-for you a 4 foot dop is just a bump in the trail.
-when you plan your life around biking!
-when you talked about the same bike parts over and over all winter with the same guy's
-when yiu site on you bike during winter, just to see how it feels...
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