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Greyhound

Trail Rat
Jul 8, 2002
5,065
365
Alamance County, NC
Update:

Finally got a chance to snag a few minutes with HR to drop off that letter:

Me:
**knock-knock**
"Hi....Kelly....I wanted to come by to drop off this letter and to notif..."

Kelly:
"..... notify me that you're leaving. Got it. OK...thanks!"

Me:
"....did you have any questi...."

Kelly:
"Nope. I'm good."


Wow....corporate America, ladies & gentlemen.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
85,981
24,535
media blackout
Update:

Finally got a chance to snag a few minutes with HR to drop off that letter:

Me:
**knock-knock**
"Hi....Kelly....I wanted to come by to drop off this letter and to notif..."

Kelly:
"..... notify me that you're leaving. Got it. OK...thanks!"

Me:
"....did you have any questi...."

Kelly:
"Nope. I'm good."


Wow....corporate America, ladies & gentlemen.
translation: you probably weren't the first today
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
54,442
20,247
Sleazattle
Update:

Finally got a chance to snag a few minutes with HR to drop off that letter:

Me:
**knock-knock**
"Hi....Kelly....I wanted to come by to drop off this letter and to notif..."

Kelly:
"..... notify me that you're leaving. Got it. OK...thanks!"

Me:
"....did you have any questi...."

Kelly:
"Nope. I'm good."


Wow....corporate America, ladies & gentlemen.
Did the door hit you on your way out?
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
40,596
9,608
Update:

Finally got a chance to snag a few minutes with HR to drop off that letter:

Me:
**knock-knock**
"Hi....Kelly....I wanted to come by to drop off this letter and to notif..."

Kelly:
"..... notify me that you're leaving. Got it. OK...thanks!"

Me:
"....no....i find your sexual advances repulsive and your request of me to grow a moustache for after work moustache rides gross...please stop.
what should have been said
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
40,596
9,608
It was halfway open, and I spun around kinda fast and almost faced myself on the edge of it. I fully expected something like that to go down....like maybe I would nervously fart or something weird...
epic black coffee fart upon exiting.....
 

roflbox

roflborx
Jan 23, 2017
3,163
834
Raleigh, NC
In Moab, went Jeep's yesterday, drove hells revenge, and fins and things. Mtbs on slickrock today, and then a trail called pipedream

Getting pizza now, waitress was flirtatious, maybe @TN is correct about phermones
:panic:
 

Dirtrider

Turbo Monkey
May 2, 2006
1,503
2,348
Asheville, NC
We dodged the snow bullet in Asheville today. Higher elevations got some though. Weather warming to upper 50s by Friday=Awesome trail conditions this week. Ima go cycling.
 

roflbox

roflborx
Jan 23, 2017
3,163
834
Raleigh, NC
Also, saw a bf and gf out on slickrock, I rode up silentlyish in front of them, his sunscreen application technique could only be described as sensual. We she finally saw me, she was a little mortified. Saw them at the trailhead, and then again in the bike shop, she had the same expression each time she recognized me :busted:
 

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
38,319
7,744
Also, saw a bf and gf out on slickrock, I rode up silentlyish in front of them, his sunscreen application technique could only be described as sensual. We she finally saw me, she was a little mortified. Saw them at the trailhead, and then again in the bike shop, she had the same expression each time she recognized me :busted:
Vulvar sunburns are the worst, reputedly
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
41,208
13,343
Portland, OR
Afternoon Monkeys.

Weather is amazing, spending as mush time outside as possible. Getting the garden boxes ready to plant some crap and spending quality time with the pooch. Stub Steward is still closed for some undisclosed reason, so tomorrow will be a trip to Gateway Green for laps on the big bike. might try to get some video with my new helmet cam mount. Yay Monday.
 

StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,505
In hell. Welcome!
A post-work ugly ride has been ridden, pre-apocalypse shopping has been completed, now sipping "expensive" Georgian (from the Caucasian Georgia) wine. Ready for the storm, bring it!
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
Beers at Avery last nite. Their food is as good as the beer if not better.
Now to tackle another day of asses and elbows.

EDIT- oops wrong day lol
 
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