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9/30 Three B Fest (Beers, Bikes, Boobies)

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
well j/k about that 3rd b, it will actually be BBQ
calling all h'roads/w'burg :monkey:s
sat 9/30
the official start of trail building at my new pad
sweat equity in exchange for the other 2 B's
kegerator will be up and running by then as will the pool table, dart
board and bachelor pad
let me know if you are interested
 

Del

Monkey
Feb 20, 2004
366
0
Alexandria, VA
Number of years since I have been legally allowed to do a kegstand: 8

Number of kegstands performed in last 29 years: 0

Dignity maintained: Priceless.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,329
5
in da shed, mon, in da shed
Besides beer, bikes, bbq and boobies, more "B"s are needed in order to make it beautiful:

*buddage(buddha, bhang, burnables, etc.)
*bonghits
*blasted brownies
*busty blond/brunette bootylicious babes
*bourbon
*bass(both for your face and fishing)
*bait(for bass & babes)

-AND-

*bitchslaps for any bungholes
 

VaNIlLin81

Monkey
Jan 27, 2006
403
0
c-ville
Illegal Activities

* 1. Illegal trading of copyrighted software, music or games
* 2. Underaged drinking
* 3. Hacking/cracking content
* 4. Illicit drugs and drug paraphernalia
* 5. Pornography, adult, or mature content
* 6. Copyrighted content
* 7. Any other content that promotes illegal activity or infringes on the legal rights of others


UH OH, I broke a rule, please SK6 I never meant to break any rules. :disgust1:


:cheers:
Has anyone seen BEERFEST?
 

Tattooo

Turbo Monkey
Jun 5, 2005
1,859
0
OV
9/30 as in September 30?

count me in. We digging? Any rules for what we're doing?

Noname, can you get us some tractor power?
 

SK6

Turbo Monkey
Jul 10, 2001
7,586
0
Shut up and ride...
Illegal Activities

* 1. Illegal trading of copyrighted software, music or games
* 2. Underaged drinking
* 3. Hacking/cracking content
* 4. Illicit drugs and drug paraphernalia
* 5. Pornography, adult, or mature content
* 6. Copyrighted content
* 7. Any other content that promotes illegal activity or infringes on the legal rights of others


UH OH, I broke a rule, please SK6 I never meant to break any rules. :disgust1:


:cheers:
Has anyone seen BEERFEST?
Whatever....:rolleyes:


:bonk:
 

onetime

Monkey
Aug 31, 2004
103
0
in a pond
Looks like you guys are headed toward a sausage fest. B for bratworst.


Besides beer, bikes, bbq and boobies, more "B"s are needed in order to make it beautiful:

*buddage(buddha, bhang, burnables, etc.)
*bonghits
*blasted brownies
*busty blond/brunette bootylicious babes
*bourbon
*bass(both for your face and fishing)
*bait(for bass & babes)

-AND-

*bitchslaps for any bungholes
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
another piece of the equation has come together...i took receipt of my kegerator today, now i just have to find a place to fill the CO2 canister and make an order for the keg --> 1/2 barrel of yuengling and of course there will be frosted mugs:cheers:
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
the kegerator is now officially up and running. it was christened last night, and the pressure was tweaked for optimum head pour. it will be interesting to see how long a 50L keg will last. its a D system coupler so it's just slightly smaller than a true 1/2 keg by 25 beers ~ 1 case
 

Tattooo

Turbo Monkey
Jun 5, 2005
1,859
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OV
Are we digging both days? I'll bring my shovels, my barrow, my tampers and another dig hand.

Bridget said she'd come out and inspire us in her bikini if there is BBQ involved.
 

noname

Monkey
Feb 19, 2006
544
0
outer limits
you know, with the right amount of persuasion I may be convinced that this will be an appripriate allocation of a sunday. ie one handle of Capt morgan and or one litre rain vodka acompanied by coke and and or redbull.
 
Mar 29, 2004
94
0
Virginia Beach, VA
well j/k about that 3rd b, it will actually be BBQ
calling all h'roads/w'burg :monkey:s
sat 9/30
the official start of trail building at my new pad
sweat equity in exchange for the other 2 B's
kegerator will be up and running by then as will the pool table, dart
board and bachelor pad
let me know if you are interested
I will be in like Flynn...whoever the hell Flynn is...
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,329
5
in da shed, mon, in da shed
Bridget said she'd come out and inspire us in her bikini if there is BBQ involved.
Bikinis are only inspirational to he who later has the priviledge of removing them; they are the Hell-spawned torture of Tantalus for other blokes...and some ladies, as well. Talk her into handjobs for the hardest trailworkers and you'll be on to something, though. :biggrin:
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
im glad i wasnt drinking a beer (ice cold and fresh from the kegerator) or i'd have snarfed that all over my monitor....christ that was funny

hell spawned torture of tantalus...where the hell did you get THAT from?

anyone have an idea of how much a truck load of dirt would cost?

edit
by the way the kegerator is working frigtheningly (sp?) well and the smoker has been put to good use lately too...beer and grub will be provided for some sweat equity that is for damn sure!

edit part duex
anyone have any paintball guns? ive always wanted to set up a buffalo bill style shoot'm up range but with a bike twist...any takers or of course we could also dress up in DH gear and go mad max like on each other. now THAT would be a blast!!!
 

Tattooo

Turbo Monkey
Jun 5, 2005
1,859
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I have a lot of real guns. So does noname....

Load of fill will run you about $170 for 20 yards.

So is it ribs and beer for digging and shaping? I will recruit smart Doctor girls in bikinis and shorts if there are ribs. Ask noname the doctor girls I bring are almost high class.
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
well i dont think we have the proper body armor to be mad maxin' it for real, and as much as i'd LOVE to be able to shoot out here, i'm just too close to neighbors.

i have strung up some targets in the trees for plinkin' on the 1000fps air rifle i have.

once the course is cut i have every intention of making it dual use for those days when i just don't feel like riding, or want to take a breakl. i'm going to set up combat style targets at different heights and distances off the trail (the types of targets will vary too).

concerning the grubbage...if'n you get smart, half nekkid, edumacated girlies to show up, i'll supply the entire f'in cow!

hope y'all like yuengling because thats what is in the kegerator right now, but of course thats not to say that other smaller, varities of kegs couldn't be arranged
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,329
5
in da shed, mon, in da shed
im glad i wasnt drinking a beer (ice cold and fresh from the kegerator) or i'd have snarfed that all over my monitor....christ that was funny

hell spawned torture of tantalus...where the hell did you get THAT from?
Dante Alighieri's The Divine Comedy...

I used to have a couple NelSpot paintball guns, but traded them for a Ruger .357 magnum. Bike armor doesn't help a lot with that piece, though. :biggrin:

BTW, Yuengling B&T is my daily drinker beer, and I love it. In fact, I had a sixer of it last night while watching the 4Skins lose to the Vikings.

EDIT: Your PMs are full, NEWB!
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
update
i will have at a minimum 2 dump trucks worth of fill dirt delivered for dj building

a ramp up to skinny to teeter down ...back into the jump line <--this IS permamanent (sp?...) so it will be done right

edit
obviously given the above, the intent is to also build a jump line consisting of tables that follows the 'fall line' of my back yard, so each jump will be slightly down slope of the previous...if i can pull it off, ~ 4 of these are going to feed into a wall ride to redirect back up slope for about 3-4 more tables (if you were looking from a 'plan view' it will resemble a bastardized horseshoe)

a temp ramp up skinny bridge ramp down log ride up/down drop off

berms

wall ride

im going to build it all

the beer is pouring so cold it might hurt your teeth
and we'll be smoking a shoulder for 12 hrs to turn into freshly pulled pork bbq

my motto

work hard

play hard

eat/drink well

there WILL be ample grub/grog...

its only a week away

let me know if'n ya wanna go
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
update
pool table was delivered is now in place, got a little scuffed coming through the door, but it can be fixed. i wish i'd had video of the 7 dudes trying to manhandle it sideways through the door...christ that thing was heavy then!

keg number one is almost dead, so i'll be sure to have a nice new fresh one before next weekend.
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
soldier #1 was laid to rest last night
picking up #2 today
dirt coming saturday morning by the dump truck load, if works out that that isnt enough, i'll have another load brought in

so whose gonna dig? plan on lots of D.A.F. (Dead Animal Flesh)
and of course beer.

NoCoastFreerid ya nOOb...clean out yer PMs!!!!!!!
 

dhphoto

Monkey
Jun 1, 2006
116
0
Lynchburg VA
im glad i wasnt drinking a beer (ice cold and fresh from the kegerator) or i'd have snarfed that all over my monitor....christ that was funny

hell spawned torture of tantalus...where the hell did you get THAT from?

anyone have an idea of how much a truck load of dirt would cost?

edit
by the way the kegerator is working frigtheningly (sp?) well and the smoker has been put to good use lately too...beer and grub will be provided for some sweat equity that is for damn sure!

edit part duex
anyone have any paintball guns? ive always wanted to set up a buffalo bill style shoot'm up range but with a bike twist...any takers or of course we could also dress up in DH gear and go mad max like on each other. now THAT would be a blast!!!
I've got a paintball gun...this could be way too much fun
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
if'n y'all are interested PM for address/directions so i can get a proper head count for grubbage...beer supply shouldn't be an issue unless y'all are in advanced stages of cirrhosis (sp???)

edit
yeah man if you come on down, DEFINITELY bring the gun, i think it'd be a hoot for sure.

gear, guns, gravity...sounds like a good combination to me :thumb:
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
trying to get as much done as possible so i'll be starting real early.
one of my buds has a serious clue on the grill and i believe the plan is to smoke a pork shoulder for about 12 hrs and make some freshly
pulled pork bbq...
basically all day both days, and into saturday night (drinking, eating, shooting pool, etc)
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
gonna be digging/shaping both days so you're welcome to come on out sunday

noname
tatoo
y'all coming out

zero?
nocoast?

need a head count to provide sufficient quantity of grubbage...

oh yeah bring shovels if'n ya have them
 

zerossix

Monkey
Dec 9, 2004
204
0
Arlington, VA
i should be in. if we dig both today and tomorrow i may be kinda tired but hell i'll come eat your food haha. if tattoo and master crackien wanna head up i'll go i dont really know how to get there otherwise...