we have "midget bar" at Casey's draft house! Sat. and Mon.There used to be a monkey bar outside Cincinnati that had a real monkey in it. He'd smoke cigarettes and drink beer. SPCA put an end to that.
Sean the Midget sometimes comes out of a small house (looks like a large doghouse on the end of the bar) dressed in kids Halloween costumes, and pours shots down your throat from some huge bottle! One time he came out dressed as SpongeBob, and I almost pissed myself!