Get some grip(s)

Discussion in 'Downhill & Freeride' started by CraigS, Aug 2, 2016.

  1. Gary

    Gary "S" is for "neo-luddite"

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    He kinda is tho, eh?

    ;)
     

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  2. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Have you used a set of disisdaboss grips? I've met no one, literally who doesn't love those things, especially gloveless.

    About the only gripe I could see is that those better endowed might want something thicker.
     
  3. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Disproval of point: the zipcode-o-tron. His mother and I tried to talk him out of it. Little bastard's got a mind of his own I tell ya.
     
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  4. 'size

    'size Turbo Monkey

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    obviously not. if I had I wouldn't be inquiring about grips on the internets. or so I'm led to believe. whitch color works the best?
     
  5. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Hey, it's your circle to run around in. I was just wondering if you'd built up berms yet.
     
  6. 'size

    'size Turbo Monkey

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    berms? not in the desert. we just slide around aimlessly on rox.
     
  7. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Metaphorical berms

    Surrounding metaphorical circles


    Boundaries created by your own mind

    Limiting you

    Withholding you



    To a life of inspecting inferior grips.......................





    ........on the internet
     
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  8. 'size

    'size Turbo Monkey

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    i got it, i guess the 'slide around aimlessly' metaphor doesn't translate on the 'tubes.
     
  9. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Is that a euphemism for peyote? It sounds like a euphemism for peyote.
     
  10. 'size

    'size Turbo Monkey

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    i've said too much already.
     
  11. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Peyote's cognitive liberation

    is a mere distraction from fact........




    That it looks like a butthole.
     
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  12. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    If there is someone I trust to make a good peyote metaphor it is kidwoo. Fuck, I wouldn't be shocked if this whole fucking place was the result of some off the wall trip and I identified some rat chewing on my foot as my spirit animal and named it kidwoo.

    Some little rat with a white tee and no pants on a bike with tiny wheels.
     
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  13. mrgto

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    IMG_5434.JPG I'm telling you these are the shit! Best grips I've ever used. My hands don't like most grip but love to caress these ones! ;)
     
  14. Gary

    Gary "S" is for "neo-luddite"

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