[jstuhlman]

I am disappoint about this "hydration bottle" discussion. Personally, I've fabbed up a special bottle holder on the headtube that is designed to handle a man's performance sport beverage -

additional bonus: you can drink it in a bottle, 40, quart, or can

 

[mrgto]

I am disappoint about this "hydration bottle" discussion. Personally, I've fabbed up a special bottle holder on the headtube that is designed to handle a man's performance sport beverage -

 

[mrgto]

For the refined man.

 

[CheetaMike]

http://ridegg.com/be-a-bamf

seen this pop up today on FB

 

[Sandwich]

I don't really talk to actual humans and I don't ride that much now that I have 1.5 children, but I'd love a slick new Trail Pistol for cheap.

I'll even post on ridemonkey about it.

 

[Flo33]

I don't really talk to actual humans and I don't ride that much now that I have 1.5 children, but I'd love a slick new Trail Pistol for cheap.

I'll even post on ridemonkey about it.

I'm in, although 2 children and a Megatrail in 26" please, thank you GG!

 

[slimshady]

If you ever get to need a FABA (Fat-Assed Brand Ambassador) here in the Southern Hemisphere, drop me a line. I have a hyperactive 4YO kid who'd love to ride a mini Megatrail. And you could end up convincing me to ride a 29r with the stunning looks of the Trail pistol.


Plus, since I work as a Systems Administrator, you are guaranteed to have me at least 8 hours a day posting shit to RM and stuff.

Oh, and finally, since my name hasn't come out yet in the gossip thread, you know I'm open to offerings for 2017.

 

[CheetaMike]

I'm in, although 2 children and a Megatrail in 26" please, thank you GG!

yeah a 26" Megatrail up here in BC would stir some interest I bet

 

[kidwoo]

 

[Sandwich]

yeah yeah, you have all the free time in the world, plenty of money for toys and trips to play with them, and you can live anywhere you want.

 

[kidwoo]

yeah yeah, you have all the free time in the world, plenty of money for toys and trips to play with them, and you can live anywhere you want.

And I'm handsome......
And I ride a unicorn to work every day.........
And I smell great.............

Not much of what you said is true, just more true than if I had kids.


Hell I can't even afford a place with a two car garage where I live. You want to talk about suffering...........

 

[Nick]

And I ride a unicorn to work every day.........

pics of commuter-corn, or I don't believe you

 

[kidwoo]

Coworker got a pic in the parking lot this morning just as I was pulling in.

 

[StiHacka]

Coworker got a pic in the parking lot this morning just as I was pulling in.

Are you @jdcamb's feline?

 

[kidwoo]

Are you @jdcamb's feline?

I'm whatever he wants me to be, one day a week. Usually sundays.

 

[jackalope]

 

[jstuhlman]

pics of commuter-corn, or I don't believe you

commuter-corn FTMFW

 

[Sandwich]

And I'm handsome......
And I ride a unicorn to work every day.........
And I smell great.............

Not much of what you said is true, just more true than if I had kids.


Hell I can't even afford a place with a two car garage where I live. You want to talk about suffering...........

yeah but is it stick?

 

[jackalope]

I just noticed that the arthropod of Spidey's back only has six legs...What the serious fuck!?

 

[boostindoubles]

Derp along, thanks.

 

[Flo33]

 

[Metamorphic]

Am I crazy or was there chatter abt a short travel GG 27.5er coming out? Xmas present plz? My pictures of your other bikes are getting worn out and no longer safe to touch.

 

[CheetaMike]

yea heard chatter of a 140mm a few weeks back

 

[SuboptimusPrime]

Hoping moar like 125 or 130 to separate from MT but still with badassTM geometry...

 

[W4S]

Hoping moar like 125 or 130 to separate from MT but still with badassTM geometry...

Was just getting ready to demo a Kona Process 111, but i would be willing to wait if there's any truth to a ~120mm travel 27.5 GG.

 

[jackalope]

You guys are so gullible. It's this simple:

1. Get a coil shock for your Megatrail. Air shocks are so 2016.

2. Put this Fox volume spacer on the shaft

3. Change sticker on top tube to "Adequate Trail"

4. Profit


But yeah, word is they're gonna make a 27.5 hooped trail flail with 120-130ish travel.

I've said too much...

 

[jstuhlman]

/unsubscribe

 

[mtg]

I'm working on some new fixture parts at the moment...

 

[Nick]

I'm working on some new fixture parts at the moment...View attachment 124139

looks flexy...

 

[jackalope]

I'm working on some new fixture parts at the moment...View attachment 124139

/subscribe

 

[SuboptimusPrime]

Was just getting ready to demo a Kona Process 111, but i would be willing to wait if there's any truth to a ~120mm travel 27.5 GG.

That's a fun bike. I spent a day on one and subsequently acquired a banshee phantom which is the same idea.

That said, I will likely be forced to acquire a "kilotrail" if/when it exists. I will simply forward my wife's (bitter and likely justified) complaints about the herd of bikes in our basement directly to @mtg ... I trust he is experienced in deftly handling such situations and that such services are part of the "Rider program" that is included with the bike purchase.

 

[slimshady]

That's a fun bike. I spent a day on one and subsequently acquired a banshee phantom which is the same idea.

That said, I will likely be forced to acquire a "kilotrail" if/when it exists. I will simply forward my wife's (bitter and likely justified) complaints about the herd of bikes in our basement directly to @mtg ... I trust he is experienced in deftly handling such situations and that such services are part of the "Rider program" that is included with the bike purchase.

... Which brings up the topic everyone is wondering about: will the ambassador program allow the selected riders access to @mtg 's corporate jet and twin carbón fiber hot tubs?

 

[mtg]

That's a fun bike. I spent a day on one and subsequently acquired a banshee phantom which is the same idea.

That said, I will likely be forced to acquire a "kilotrail" if/when it exists. I will simply forward my wife's (bitter and likely justified) complaints about the herd of bikes in our basement directly to @mtg ... I trust he is experienced in deftly handling such situations and that such services are part of the "Rider program" that is included with the bike purchase.

You just have to keep getting the same color bike, and fly under the radar. Free tips from the GG Rider Program...

 

[jstuhlman]

dissention (unsubscribe) = dislike ftw.
next thing you know @mtg's links are gonna go missing!

 

[SuboptimusPrime]

You just have to keep getting the same color bike, and fly under the radar. Free tips from the GG Rider Program...

Trust me, I've already tried the "all raw bikes are same bike" trick... Ms. Optimus will still be blowing up your phonez.

 

[jackalope]

Trust me, I've already tried the "all raw bikes are same bike" trick... Ms. Optimus will still be blowing up your phonez.

View attachment 124140

Make your spawn work for you for a change. Tell the Mrs. you're just preemptively acquiring bikes (shitty "alloy" bikes no less) for your kids before the only options are e-fat bikes. She should be thanking you quite frankly.

#bikemath

 

[SuboptimusPrime]

I have explored the childhood obesity angle (as fat bikes clearly beget fat kids). I was like:

But Ms. Optimus just said...

FML

 

[jstuhlman]

maybe you should have gone with the "reign in blood" colorway instead?

 

[iRider]

Trust me, I've already tried the "all raw bikes are same bike" trick... Ms. Optimus will still be blowing up your phonez.

Easy solution: don't buy a new bike for yourself, give it as a present to your wife!
If she wants to ride it = win.
If she doesn't she surely won't have anything against you borrowing the bike = win.
See, no way you can lose and on top you support a rad 'Murcian company = make US bike manufacturing great again = bonus win.

 

[Nick]

Easy solution: don't buy a new bike for yourself, give it as a present to your wife!