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H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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P.S. - iI have no mic, but I'm still good in a team situation, I can hear everyone.

And on team slayer, I'm silent but deadly.
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
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Danbury, CT
H8R said:
This James, he understands the combos.

Dammit, I'll try to re-start my Live subscription tonight - I'll just do monthly for now.


Tag = Z1QR20


Anyone for rockets only oddball on Midship? (yes, you read that right)

:love: :blah: :help:
Hope you have a headset this time, otherwise it's not as much fun to make fun of someone who can't taunt back... :D

After all that snow Fraser, being rocket fodder for a night should warm you up!
I'll plan on having a party started by 7pm PST, my gamertag is PooShoot2453, just send me a friend invite, or join the party. Too bad we can't all have "RM" after our names, or a seperate "RM" friends group...
We'll start out slower, maybe Lockout or Ascension, then get to the rocket frenzies...:) But majority rules...
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Anyone in a clan? I'll dump mine to start a Ridemonkey clan.

List your tag here if interested, I'll see about starting it tonight.


Can we call the clan "Jibberz"?

:D
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
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Danbury, CT
H8R said:
Anyone in a clan? I'll dump mine to start a Ridemonkey clan.

List your tag here if interested, I'll see about starting it tonight.


Can we call the clan "Jibberz"?

:D
I'm in one right now, only played a couple of games, but I'm actually kind of enjoying it. The other guys are in NZ though, so the time/distance thing is kinda screwy sometimes. I'll think about it, if we can get some people who play together pretty well, team-wise. It's a lot of fun.
We should be the "Asshats" or something, or "The Anti-Stoshes" or something...
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
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Curb Hucker said:
no, im the internet tough guy, james is a porn star, and fraser is an ebully, get it right
Carbon porn star.
I'll post a pic of my new bike at some point to prove it.
And now back to the nerd talk:
melee, dual-wield, warthog, sniper, rocket-whore, kill-tacular.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Just James said:
melee, dual-wield, warthog, sniper, rocket-whore, kill-tacular.
Worrrt, wort wort.




I'm in a clan now, but they are NEVER on.

I'd be down to quit it to have an RM one, and we can drag hapless noobs into the clan for practice fodder.

Heh.

CLAN NAMES

RIDEMONKEY
RID3MONK3Y
ASSHAT
JIBB3R
BLACK D1MOND
HALOMONKEY
DIRTGOBBLERS
N8 LOVES COULTER
K1LYU1NTH3FAC3
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Big_Papa1080 said:
jeez im sorry. I need to get an xbox and halo 2, i want in on some of this senseless violence.
Come on then, go to the store already.
 

Burnwood

Chimp
Nov 10, 2002
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Victoria, BC
Trash talking aside, what what a "noob" such as myself need to setup Halo Live if I already have a cable connection and a couple of free months?

...Any challengers for Halo on the compy???
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Burnwood said:
Trash talking aside, what what a "noob" such as myself need to setup Halo Live if I already have a cable connection and a couple of free months?

...Any challengers for Halo on the compy???
Halo 1 doesn't work on Xbox Live, but Halo 2 will. Do you already have the Live account set up? It's really easy, a cave man could do it. (there are ALOT of cave-men and cave-children on Live)

If your account is already started, just put in Halo 2 and log-in.


Xbox connect will work with both H1 and H2.

I'd play you on the PC version if my vid card wasn't crapping out. (grr.)
 

The Kadvang

I rule
Apr 13, 2004
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six five oh
If I can gaffle my friends XBOX I will pwn all you nubz. Prepare to be dominated by one of my many halo names:

5T1N6Y J3W
Chuck Norris
The Olsen Twins
Worm at the Party

Watch your back...
 

Burnwood

Chimp
Nov 10, 2002
43
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Victoria, BC
H8R said:
Halo 1 doesn't work on Xbox Live, but Halo 2 will. Do you already have the Live account set up? It's really easy, a cave man could do it. (there are ALOT of cave-men and cave-children on Live)

If your account is already started, just put in Halo 2 and log-in.


Xbox connect will work with both H1 and H2.

I'd play you on the PC version if my vid card wasn't crapping out. (grr.)
Oh I have Halo 2 on zee XBox...I suppose I don't have an account set up at the moment, but I have some free vouchers that came with a couple of my games.

Halo 1 still rocks on the PC...
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Transcend said:
We already have an Rm clan, called the monkey crew.

Also, it is all about the sniper/shotgun combo.

What?

Can you send me an invite? I'm making a RIDEMONKEY clan right now - but whatever.

BTW RM, you can be overlord....

:thumb:
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
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Danbury, CT
Curb Hucker said:
We suck Fraser :thumb:
I'd just like to point out that CH and Fraser were both handed their respective asses in a nicely wrapped box with frilly bows on them.
I now up my challenge to Curb Hucker, Fraser and Aaron vs. Me.
:)
Seriously though, great time last night guys, we just needed a couple of more peeps on there to make it a real battle. That, and Coagulation isn't a great map for only 3 people...

JJames
 

DHS

Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy
Apr 23, 2002
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Sand, CA
this is ****ing hilarious. i wish i could just watch you guys play and here the torment.
sorry not a fan of xbox. but a HUGE FAN OF BUNGIE.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
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Just James said:
I'd just like to point out that CH and Fraser were both handed their respective asses in a nicely wrapped box with frilly bows on them.
I now up my challenge to Curb Hucker, Fraser and Aaron vs. Me.
:)
Seriously though, great time last night guys, we just needed a couple of more peeps on there to make it a real battle. That, and Coagulation isn't a great map for only 3 people...

JJames
So....I have made the RIDEMONKEY clan, but I can dump it if you guys want to keep MONKEY CREW.

I sent invites to everyone last night. Please send me an invite to MONKEY CREW if that's the one to keep.

I played a nice game of Warthog Wars on Coag last night - no shooting, and people on foot can only use nades or melee. Craziness.

We also did a thing on Zanzibar where you push every single reactor core, barrel, box, wheel, 2 ghosts and 2 hogs, etc (anything that can be moved) into one big pile, then have everyone stand on top of the pile and throw nades all at once onto it, and hit it with a rocket. Like throwing a flare into a fireworks factory. We had both hogs end up on the beach from the back of the map by the base. The ghosts disappeared completely.


Anyone tried the custom game type Dawn of the Dead yet?
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Just James said:
I've been wanting to, it looks pretty damn fun. I'm a fan of shield-less games too, a lot of fun.
DOTD on Coag w/ 16 people. Awesome.

If you are one of the last standing, it's really freaky to see 12 or more dudes with swords running after you moaning "BRAINS..." into the mics. Ha!
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
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Danbury, CT
Curb Hucker said:
Aint nothing better than when James (who we're against) jumps in the passenger seat of the warthog im driving, then snipes my teamate.
Quote of the night: "Oh s*** Fraser, he just stole my ride!"

I think a smaller map would have been a lot more fun, as it was, 3 people spread over Coagulation was a little thin. Lockout or Ascension would've been perfect. Tonight maybe? Rematch?
Aaron? Where you at?
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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TheInedibleHulk said:
Im an 11, boo yaa grandma
11...


We have now identified the RM member that plays Halo 2 and has no social life.

I'm only a 9, I go outside once in awhile.

:D :blah:
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Godamnit, I won't be on till late.

You guys seem pretty cool. You need to be killed.
 

freeriding101

Monkey
May 11, 2004
208
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Anacortes WA
dual smgs are poo, its magnum/smg, plasma pistol/smg plasma pistol/battle rifle, shtotty/sniper, those r the combos of a true champ bitches. i could get xbox live but im too cheap, if i do ill inform you guys and check out these battles. btw you guys have some crazy ass ideas for rules... sounds fun. me and my friends are the best in our town, there was a compitition with like 64 xboxs and 250+ ppl, it was crazy, we owned
 

TheInedibleHulk

Turbo Monkey
May 26, 2004
1,886
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Colorado
I actually need to buy an xbox before I can play, I started playing at home over break on my little brother's system, and got up to 11 in a very short time. Id love to play with ya'll though, too bad.
 

The Kadvang

I rule
Apr 13, 2004
3,499
0
six five oh
.:Jeenyus:. said:
We need to set up a Halo for comp meet...

Anyone?
I'm in. Whats your name? I have a variety cuz I always get banned from servers lolz.

Look for:

A Fricken Huge Panda
General Sandstorm
Muhammed
Chuck Norris

But my usuall and most played name is 5T1N6Y J3W