I'm being seud???
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Based on the inky abortion of a resume you posted, I don't think he does tattoos. Though, tatteus, maybe.
Glad you read that thread too, cause my buddy didn't do the work that looks like crap, some one else did.
Glad too see you're literacy levels are as high as mine
Again, you're reading comprehension is falling below my level again. I REGULARLY acknowledge this. Or are you just pointing it out because I didn't want advise from Mike and sons diesel repair and legal advise? Instead I went too some one with 2 law degree's instead of a degree and a half worth of them for working on cars.
I just love it,a kid who knows all, and judges the day lights out of others, hey Moo Poo for brains ya might want to try to listen, Oh thats right you know all us old folk don't know nothing ........
Seriously??? Your still stuck on thinking I was giving legal advice other than go see a professional? Now I actually do belive you to be retarded.
Montashu, get over yourself. You don't have your stuff together, yet you feel the need to talk down to people who have had their stuff together, claiming that they are dumber than you. You sir need to step back, shut the hell up, look at one's own actions and if you don't see anything wrong then you seriously need professional help because you have issues.
No matter how you play with the semantics involved, the fact remains that you bear the large, permanent likeness, of a armed woman born with an extra chromosome upon your flesh.
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Contrary to what you might think, having 4-5 lawyers in your phone (which I assume that's what you are bragging about), is not actually a good thing. I don't need lawyers in my phone as I am not a colossal fvck up.
I will try to put this into terms you can understand. Lindsay Lohan, likely has numerous lawyers in her phone. She, like you, colossal fvck up.
Therefore it can be concluded that the number of lawyers in your phone, is directly proportional to how much of a fvck-up you are.
Me: zero lawyers = zero fvck up.
Doesn't your Pimp take care of that stuff for you? If not then you better get a new pimp there pal.....
Was enjoying your logic until I realized you're trying to move your self too many rungs up the ladder of evolution past MooShoo. Remember your place dear sir. Zero fvck up is an eternity away for you there "Dreamweaver".
sorryWas enjoying your logic until I realized you're trying to move your self too many rungs up the ladder of evolution past MooShoo. Remember your place dear sir. Zero fvck up is an eternity away for you there "Dreamweaver".
Nope, I've never actually needed a lawyer, and beyond a traffic ticket have never been to court. I guess you missed the part where I'm calling a friends parent (that's like 3 posts in a row dude you missed something like that). See I grew up going to a super rich temple in Lafayette, I'm not going through my phone directly calling lawyers, I'm calling their kids, who I grew up with at temple and camp and such.
You're lack of ability to read posts is more frustrating than my over use of hooked on fonix
Wait weren't you just bragging about how you NEEDED a lawyer at 17??? Sounds like you were the one Fvcking up Bro, I didn't once get cuffed, or brought home by the cops in high school.
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damn we need to call the moyem and get Moo shoos Bris undone
fonics you learned em good!
behold, for the parables we have been given. the lulz moshiac has spoken.
the thread will make a great addition to the book of mooshoo.
the thread will make a great addition to the book of mooshoo.
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Uh....nope.
No, I feel the need to talk down to people who's advice starts with "hahaha you're a ****ing moron, you're parents are going to loose their house, then proceeds to call them bad parents" I should hope he has had his **** together longer than me, I was in 5th GRADE when he graduated college.
that was dirty mike, my bad there.
Naw, I'm a good Joo. I still celebrate holidays, besides tattoos I keep kosher, Israel, I worked at the camp I grew up going to.
I think you understand what I'm trying to do
I wasnt bragging about it, in fact the reasoning behind it will remain unspoken here.... there are a few I know well here that know why and the details behind it.
Oh and MMike, I dont need a lawyer, but its good to have a lawyer's name handy you can trust should you come into a situation wer eyou need them. Not necessarily because your a **** but because other people in this world are.
For the record, I have "needed" a lawyer four times in my life, first instance... stays unknown here. Second, I was starting up my first business, wanted to get everything in line proper. Third, I was attacked at a bar cause of mistaken identity... I hurt three people severly before I went down, fourth... Decided my little side stereo business wasnt making me any money so I sold it to a bigger stereo business... wanted it done right.
DM, yes I realize that needing a lawyer (in most cases) doesn't mean you are a loser. It was the context that he was implying that he was so awesome because he had a huge legal team at his fingertips.....that is most likely not a good sign.
Sort of like being on a first name basis with your insurance adjuster or bodyshop
Sort of like being on a first name basis with your insurance adjuster or bodyshop
Ive never even NEEDED a lawyer. Beat that!
Yeah I know, I was just trying to draw you into acting like Mooshoo!!!
And why the hell are you and DaPeach not out riding today..... Its 104 degrees already here so I have an excuse.... Should be nice up there
104 is still a crappy excuse, the only reason I'm not on my bike is I'm out the door to work right now.
Its not just hot, the humidity is hi, the roadways are inundated with absolute morons, and any decent riding trail here is overloaded with hikers today.... Not worth it
I'm at work.....as is Da Peach ( I assume)
Alas, yes. Nice day too...
So is heat exhaustion.
I have a lawyer on RETAINER. Beat that!
when I was 12, I HAD a retainer!! and then BRACES!! And then....TWO MORE RETAINERS!!!!!!!
i date, and probably will marry, a lawyer. i´m brother of another lawyer, and am son to a guy who had his own law/accounting firm.
beat that!
(am an honest person btw, i fix machinery for a living though).
beat that!
(am an honest person btw, i fix machinery for a living though).
I keep a few of them on a leash, like a brace of poodles. I give them tatteus in case they are stolen.
Water works wonders, I did a 10 mile hike at the dead sea a few years back, 115 sucks, but water does wonders.
Screw hikers (runners more specifically), I was on a pedaling to the top of some single track on a fire road on saturday, when 2 runners headphones in come running around the corner. The chick on the inside (the side me and my buddy were riding on single file) screams "you need to call out, and ride single file" Then I simple stated "Ma'am you counted to 2 wrong, and if you hadn't had your music on too loud you would have heard our bikes cumming around the blind corner."
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I'm getting drunk tonight. No driving for me
I have a wall on retainer.
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