It's always Florida...
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Well, you gotta know a place is ****ed up when I'm the voice of reason.
So a couple had a catastrophic experience during carnal knowledge that ended in a canal ?
To paraphrase SNL.... Florida: where a job at hooters is considered a happy ending.
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/bestoftv/2014/05/06/pkg-woman-loses-weight-gains-job-at-hooters.wftx.html
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/bestoftv/2014/05/06/pkg-woman-loses-weight-gains-job-at-hooters.wftx.html
oh my. florida might become self aware any day now.
http://jezebel.com/woman-who-shot-missile-into-car-has-most-florida-name-e-1589467389/+damon
http://jezebel.com/woman-who-shot-missile-into-car-has-most-florida-name-e-1589467389/+damon
Aren't you quite the optimist.
so she lets a rude remark by a drunk man set her path in life? that explains carrying sheets of glass w/o gloves.
I almost miss Hello Kitty...he was such a dumba$$...
http://news.yahoo.com/sea-rise-threatens-florida-coast-no-statewide-plan-151332834.html
We need to start building a wall to keep out the refuges when the whole shithole ends up under water.
We need to start building a wall to keep out the refuges when the whole shithole ends up under water.
holy shit, i am so glad this thread exists. a couple of co-workers and myself have a running 'florida theory'; basically all the crazy, unbelievable stuff goes down in Florida. We dont know what started it, nor do we care, it makes for some awesome reading!
http://stuppid.com/florida-man-cash-360-billion/
http://stuppid.com/florida-man-cash-360-billion/
Hopefully next time.........
Whoa! 
*edit* ah just read to the bottom.... fake news story (see editors note).
*edit* ah just read to the bottom.... fake news story (see editors note).
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continuing to give texas a run for its money. vampires!
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article23076390.html
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article23076390.html
safety third!
Florida +1, step up your game Texas.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-ap-florida-senate-sacrificing-goat-20151005-story.html
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-ap-florida-senate-sacrificing-goat-20151005-story.html
Crazy, but not limited to FL.
When I first got to Colorado I was invited to a concealed carry permitting class, it was BYOB.
Hypnotized 75 students and staff? WTF?
http://news.yahoo.com/school-board-settles-families-students-164530266.html
http://news.yahoo.com/school-board-settles-families-students-164530266.html
Only a matter of time before there is a breeding population of invasive ultra-venomous snakes slithering around to join the now burgeoning python population -
http://news.yahoo.com/king-cobra-captured-terrorizing-us-town-164249967.html
#snakenado
http://news.yahoo.com/king-cobra-captured-terrorizing-us-town-164249967.html
#snakenado
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http://www.syracuse.com/us-news/index.ssf/2015/10/woman_glues_eyes_shut_florida.html
She would be best advised not to carry a gun and an inhaler in her purse.
She would be best advised not to carry a gun and an inhaler in her purse.
Why not? - do both not improve the ability to ventilate?
...Remember it is Florida we be talkin 'bout.
Several years ago when it was still popular among hipsters to ride brakeless fixies around here, one had crashed in front of the studio and split his eyebrow open. I looked at it for him and told him he needed a couple of sutures. He said he didn't have health insurance. I thought about telling him about the super glue trick but didn't think he was smart enough to do it without getting it in his eye.
Oh, and he said the reason he crashed was because his stem was the wrong length. Couldn't have had anything to do with the lack of brakes.
When in grad school a prof was giving me a safety lecture so I could use the 3-D printer lab. Heady stuff like don't inhale sand. I kind of sighed and explained to him that I had worked in foundries, nuclear fuel facilities, and managed to survive unscathed using common sense.Several years ago when it was still popular among hipsters to ride brakeless fixies around here, one had crashed in front of the studio and split his eyebrow open. I looked at it for him and told him he needed a couple of sutures. He said he didn't have health insurance. I thought about telling him about the super glue trick but didn't think he was smart enough to do it without getting it in his eye.
Oh, and he said the reason he crashed was because his stem was the wrong length. Couldn't have had anything to do with the lack of brakes.
He chuckled and told me some of the stupid shit students did. The best one was a kid who super glued his fingers to his eyelids.
Such the helper Monkee!Several years ago when it was still popular among hipsters to ride brakeless fixies around here, one had crashed in front of the studio and split his eyebrow open. I looked at it for him and told him he needed a couple of sutures. He said he didn't have health insurance. I thought about telling him about the super glue trick but didn't think he was smart enough to do it without getting it in his eye.
Oh, and he said the reason he crashed was because his stem was the wrong length. Couldn't have had anything to do with the lack of brakes.
Several years ago when it was still popular among hipsters to ride brakeless fixies around here, one had crashed in front of the studio and split his eyebrow open. I looked at it for him and told him he needed a couple of sutures. He said he didn't have health insurance. I thought about telling him about the super glue trick but didn't think he was smart enough to do it without getting it in his eye.
Oh, and he said the reason he crashed was because his stem was the wrong length. Couldn't have had anything to do with the lack of brakes.
Well, you missed your opportunity. Supergluing it shut without first aggressively washing it for 30 min like they do at the ER is a great way to get an infection and encourage the growth of bacteria.