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  1. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Well here goes... On the night of Dec 26th General Washington made a surprise attack on Hession troops garrisoned in Trenton. Shortly before crossing the Delaware Jesus shared some of his dankest bud with the Colonial troops.It was decided to cross the river and storm the Garrison and then immediately head to the KFC on Princeton in case they were running late. It is open till Midnight. Plus since Jesus was running low they could stop on MLK and get more Bud. Later after the battle Jesus while eating his KFC wrote down the Constitution on a napkin. He mailed it to Madison at the Food Lion on Brunswick because it was on the way and he didn't have a envelope and they sell individual stamps at the service desk. Angrys great, great, great, grandmother Ethel worked there
     
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  2. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Buddy of mine asked me to be a third wheel at dinner yesterday. An old flame from college is in town and wanted to meet up with him. I assume my presence was a mere gesture to his fiancé who is currently in Italy. Was an extraordinarily awkward event, there clearly was some baggage left on the conveyor. I didn't ask questions.
     
  3. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

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    what did you guys have to eat?
     
  4. StiHacka

    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    :disgust1:
     
  5. canadmos

    canadmos Mater Slayer

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    Did you hold hands?
     
  6. StiHacka

    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    You should invite her to RM Secret Santa.
    #bagofdicksforever
     
  7. skibunny24

    skibunny24 Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation

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    So... someone from RM gets to write the obit and fake take over your FB accounts, right? I like this idea. You should put up a survey for who the obit author shall be..........
     
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  8. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    Based on his backstory for this epic romance thriller I'd say that @jdcamb and a baggy of mushrooms would be the perfect team for the job.
     
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  9. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Hey, when I ask him to help dig a hole at night in the rain, I expect the only question to be "how deep?".
     
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  10. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I had a few on me. You lookin'?

     
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  11. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    I don't need any shrooms.
     
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  12. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Poke.

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  13. StiHacka

    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    :disgust1:
     
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  14. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Did you at least PIIHB?
     
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    rideit Bob the Builder

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    pokeiihb?
     
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  16. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Just the chopsticks.
     
  17. 4130biker

    4130biker PM me about Tantrum Cycles!

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    Why don't you tell her a story about how your genitals were mutilated in a gardening accident?
     
  18. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Are you insinuating that he caught the clap from a tractor?
     
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    rockofullr confused

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    I don't need any either.......

    shroomzzzzzz.gif
     
  20. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    ^^ thanks for triggering a morning flashback
     
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  21. Full Trucker

    Full Trucker Frikkin newb!!!

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  22. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    I am glad my stalkers aren't that motivated. Although I wouldn't be surprised if a certain someone who loves to comment on my RM postings is currently reading this thread for ideas. :panic:
     
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    4130biker PM me about Tantrum Cycles!

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    Indeed, I am.
     
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  24. roflbox

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    are they trying to learn your corvette handling secrets?
     
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  25. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    My ex likes to stalk me here. Last time she commented on a post I made and I asked her what she was doing on RM in the first place. She said "I've been thinking of getting into biking and was looking for a good used bike." :rofl:

    Nothing against the used bikes on RM (I will likely buy mine here) but her only other bike was a Raleigh M20 (threaded headtube and all) I bought her when we first got together that she never rode.
     
  26. boostindoubles

    boostindoubles Nacho Libre

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    Dude women never speak directly, good used bike likely stands for used dude, ie damaged goods, most certainly damaged in a corvette rollover.
     
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  27. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Profile page please. Thank you in advance.
     
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  28. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Her ID was dirtflirt or some sh!t, but I didn't see it in the members directory.

    The best one was when I posted the bear pic she sent me to make me jelly of who she was hoping to bang. :rofl:
     
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  29. maddog17

    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    THIS!!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE OH PLEASE!!!
     
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    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    Norm Abrams?
     
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    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    add a dash of PSP also. assuming he's still alive
     
  32. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    bump.
     
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