[scofflaw23]

Self-explanatory. Can be serious, funny, anything you want.

I'll start:

"I don't smoke weed or cess, cause it's known to give a brother brain damage, and on the mike that don't manage."

Dr. Dre - NWA

 

[DamienC]

"I'm from where the phat beats stretch for mad blocks."

Where I'm From
Ladybug, Digable Planets

 

[Toshi]

"i'm a freak / i like the girls with the boom / i once got busy in a burger king bathroom"

- from the humpty dance

 

[Full Trucker]

Long distance from my girl and I'm talkin' on the cellular,
She said that she was sorry and I said, "Yeah, the HELL you were!"


-Beastie Boys High Plains Drifter

 

[COmtbiker12]

"the mama's all know that their boyfriend's tech n9ne"

Tech N9ne- Imma Tell.

 

[Carbon Fetish]

"My blood type's Krylon, technicolor type A" - Linkin Park

 

[chicodude]

BONE THUGS n HARMONY- The Crossraods
Bone Bone Bone Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone
Now tell me whatcha gonna do
when there ain't no where to run (tell me what)
(When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you)
And whatcha gonna do
when there aint no where to hide (tell me what)
When judgment comes for you (Cause it's gonna come for you)

-or-

DMX- bring your whole crew
Now if your heart wuz as big as your mouth you'd be real
But it's not so I know if u get knocked you'll squeal
I'm bout to find out how much guts u got before I spill em
Somebody come and get this mutha ****a before I kill em

 

[SebringMGB]

"Make ya scream HEY! like a herd of hungry horses"
Chali 2na J5


"Yeahhh, your majesty, word flash photography
Third class economy, blade slashed your artery
Nerve gassed anatomy, blurred past dramatically
Herbs hashed, my word splash packed agility"
fave verse, same dude, cuz hes badass, and that verse tears it up

 

[dickiesbike1]

O my o my its a tough guy,
get your face messed up like on vanilla sky
used to be a super size now your just a small fry
aint got enough gas so i do a walk by

50 Cent(?) True crimes

 

[quadricolour]

The purpose of our life is just to serve the economy
They misinform our minds to paint a picture of harmony
But if you listen then you know that ****s out of tune
Cuz the function of our life is just to work and consume
**** reaching out to help the next, there ain't any room
Just close your eyes and block your ears and march to your doom

Mr. Lif, Live from the Plantation

 

[Tenchiro]

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ****
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

 

[BMXman]

don't need no air no sex and no food the tools are mine to use blackward flow....

history shouldn't be a mystery our story is real history not his story...

 

[Smelly]

i gotta say, in all modesty,
that i be a hotter ticket than your local state lottery
at the thought of me, rappers brains start to blister
i rock shows, got more flow than price pfister
it's the nicest kid since mr. rogers
i get crowds looser than electrical massagers
not larger than life, but better than you
yo, i get heads hyper like amphetamines do
i'm lackin melanin, true, but i'm a veteran who,
unsigned, shows that one mind is better than two
get you wetter than brew, you'd think i'm peddlin glue
the way the **** that i spit'll get imbedded in you
so don't settle for crews who drop rhymes that's just pathetic
yo, i come through, drain wack fools like diuretics
diabetics better look out, my ****'s sweeter
whippin embryonic emcees like eggbeaters
you wanna battle? then yo, you better practice
beatin me's more of a stretch than my jimmy in prophylactics
bastards baffled by my bestial rap flow
undomesticated, so i'm going international
is that so? actually, that's a fact, yo
embarass heads in paris then ask, "who's in the chateau?"
mad hos, feel the fury of my wrath, bro
'cause when it comes to honeys, imac more than apple.

www.coldduckcomplex.com

 

[dexterq20]

"Haven't found a way to say 'fvck you' politely."

-from "Deep End" by Swollen Members

 

[fanatical]

"You wonder how I lived with five shots?"
"Niggaz is hard to kill on my block"

2pac, from Gangsta Party

 

[douglas]

And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?"
Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low
Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"


I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me


Jay-z

 

[douglas]

I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
I got blood on my dick cuz I ****ed the corpse
I'm a nasty nigga when you pass me nigga look me in my eye
tell me to my ****ing face that you ready to die
you be a dead mother****er red mother****er
don't get stupid you heard what I said mother****er

DMX

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any mutha****a in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say
**************************************

not a big hip hop fan anymore, but you gotta love the oldschool

 

[Mackie]

Self-explanatory. Can be serious, funny, anything you want.

I heard you quit rap, your wife went back to porno flicks
You turned drag queen, a call girl doin tricks
Nighttime prostitute kid, I'ma take your loot
I heard you queer now like Boy George, blowin flutes
With high heels, you stole your mom's birth control pills
You got some new stuff, I heard about that sex change
You got a vagina, your grandmother think it's strange
New eyeliner, you was flirtin with a gay designer
Your girl felt mines, and pulled off her Calvin Kleins
I saw Tampax, gonorrhea, red stop signs
I looked at her and said, "Mmm.. put your panties back on"
then jerked off to Foxy Brown, when her verse was on.

Represent
Kook Keith

 

[311miles]

"Now all I gotta say to wanna be, gonna be,
p*ssy eatin, c*ck suckin prankstas
when the sh*t jumps off what tha f*ck ya gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"

Geto Boys

 

[Crashby]

Warren G: I want it all, money, fast cars, diamond rings gold chains and champagne, shoot every damn thing I want it all...

 

[Cooter Brown]

CPO & Tupac "Picture Me Rollin"

Move smooth as a motherf#cker, me and my nine
I'm as cool as a motherf#cker, I'ma get mine
Now we satisfied, got the pockets on swollen
Boss Hog and this 'Pac nigga... picture us rollin

 

[laura]

Look, I've never had a dream in my life
Because a dream is what you wanna do, but still haven't pursued
I knew what I wanted and did it till it was done
So i've been the dream that I wanted to be since day one!

You can dream a little dream
Or you can live a little dream
I'd rather live it
Cuz dreamers always chase
But never get it


aesop rock, no regrets

 

[mrbigisbudgood]

"I'm not straight outta Compton, I'm straight outta trailer"

Kid Rock

 

[biggins]

i was gonna go to class
but then i got high
i coulda cheated and i coulda passed
but then i got high
now im takin it agin next semester and i know why
cause i got high, cause i got high, cause i got high

affro man

 

[golgiaparatus]

"So I can wash my d*ck after F*cking her pink"

Easy E. ( in middle school, if you had this album, you were cool )

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

EDIT!!!

"I'm not straight outta Compton, I'm straight outta trailer"

Kid Rock ISNT HIP HOP

 

[schwinnstr8]

strictly old skool!!

As I did it yo I heard you beg your pardon
When I travel to the Sun I roll with the squadron
RRRRRROAW RRRRRRROAW like a dungeon dragon

Busta Rhyme in "Scenario" with A Tribe Called Quest"

 

[Hawkeye]

Stop as we drop this bomb
Blow up this place like another Vietnam
Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome
Back up son give me room give me room
To set it off like this don't give it up
I'm all up in you 'til you just can't get enough
Real hard to the bone you want more?
I sneak up on you like a sniper at your back door
Phat flavor for your brain you know the time
So check the wrath it's for real 'cause I'm gonna get mine
Roll up on you like Eastwood
Blowin' up fifteens as I'm ridin' through your neighborhood
I spreads butter like Parkay
Real smooth with the flow and even when I parlay
Do what you feel and check the skill
I'm in your grill peep this I got the raw deal
In your Jeep Cherokee or Land Cruiser
When you're rollin' through the hood you want use a
Track like this all up in your eardrum
So check the E.Q. and let them speakers hum
And gets crazy like Prozac
Hype enough to start a party and illy as a heart attack
Round one round two knock out
Straight to your head like my round never lights out

Vanilla Ice - Prozac


AMG - Bitch Betta Have My Money


Bitch betta have my money

Ahhhhhhhhhhh ****, here we go on the one ya'll with nothing to
clown

It ain't nothing like black pussy on my dick
Word to the motherf**king DJ Quik
I play hoes like dominos, slapping bones
AMG's on the motherf**king microphone
I slang dick bitch nothing more and nothing less
You got a C-no hoe, you can take the test
And bring big fat titties and lots of back
You got the woody, and I gotsta ask
I'm no joke when I stroke for a client
Bitches need dick, so they buying it
G with the hot dog ???, open up ya coach bag
Bitch, so I can get paid
And take off your G-string draws
Bitch eat your Wheaties, cause I don't pause
What are you laughing at, ain't a damn thing funny
(Bitch betta have my money)
I don't charge by the inch, I charge by the foot
Think I'm lyin, bitch here take a look
100% U.S.D.A grade A beef, heres my card, call me
You looked like you ain't been boned in a while
Pick up the motherf**king phone and dial
And have your money in a big ass stack
I'm slingin this dick like a newjack (Bitch) so

Chours:
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money

Choose the position pronto or you're on the clock
You can suck the diggity-dick, but I'ma charge you a knot

Bend your ass on over and touch your toes
Hold your breath, cause I'ma hold my nose
This dick of mine ain't friendly baby
Will it hurt you, yeah maybe, probably
Cause I'm 19 years old
I f**k hot pussy until its cold
I ain't a prostitute, but I'll knock the boots
Women love me, they say I'm so cute
Girls wanna get with me, I'm tender
A big old but, and a smile and a ?wear it up?
Pussy ain't nothing but a game to me
Pockets on fat cause I played the freak
So when a hoe when a wanna f**k to the pro of a teenage pimp
I wanna see that grip so

Chorus:
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money


Motherf**kers out there can't phade me
And bitches out there don't phase me
I take it blow for blow, a hoe is a hoe
A bitch is a bitch is a (Bitch) so
F**k all the rigamore roll, I clock the dough
While a slang the blow
G's gonna do it to you slow
While you sing along hoe(Bitch betta have my money)

Chorus:
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money
(Bitch) Bitch betta have my money

 

[JSB]

I like b!tches all kinds of b!tches to take of my shirt and pull down my britches...

Easy E

 

[gastro]

Get this - I drop more lines than a Tetris

-Ugly Duckling


Hawkeye,
(I like the Bloodhound Gang version of Prozac - I must admit I never listened to Vanilla Ice).

 

[dh girlie]

Oh man I could go on all day with this one:

Of course from baby got back
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!"

2 Live Crew owns the nasty lyrics:
"Sittin at home with my dick on hard" and "Put your lips on my dick and suck my a**hole too - From Me So Horny

"Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese" Can't remember the actual name of the song for that one...great song...

From some newer hip hop artists:
Good gracious asses bodacious - Nelly from Hot in Here

And from Run DMC from the song Thirty Days
If you're lookin for a car I'll buy you two
If you're looking for a pet I'll buy a kanga-ROO!

 

[biggins]

rollin
in my five-point-0
with the rag top down so my hair can blow
somethin
grabs ahold of me tightly
flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
will it ever stop?
yo!
i dont know
turn off the lights
and ill glow
to the extreme
i rock the mic like a vandal
light up the stage
ill wax a chump like a candle
dance!

 

[biggins]

Oh man I could go on all day with this one:

Of course from baby got back
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!"

2 Live Crew owns the nasty lyrics:
"Sittin at home with my dick on hard" and "Put your lips on my dick and suck my a**hole too - From Me So Horny

"Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese" Can't remember the actual name of the song for that one...great song...

From some newer hip hop artists:
Good gracious asses bodacious - Nelly from Hot in Here

And from Run DMC from the song Thirty Days
If you're lookin for a car I'll buy you two
If you're looking for a pet I'll buy a kanga-ROO!

oooh damn girl your dirty :devil: :evil:

 

[biggins]

"ass so fat you can see it from the front"

i cant remember who it was but i have it on a cd.

 

[dh girlie]

oops...forgot one of my favorites:

from PE's Cold Lampin with Flavor:
Like chocolate, even vanilla, chocolate strawberry...sasparilla...flavors are electric...try me get a shock-a...didn't I tell you to leave flava flav alone knocka!

 

[gastro]

"Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese" Can't remember the actual name of the song for that one...great song...

I think it was Just-Ice. (?)

 

[Tweek]

Gonna get your ass beat, nasty
do it to your daddy
embarrass your whole family
just cuz ya came between a kid and his candy
i want candy
any kind will do
don't care if its nutritious or FDA Approved
its gonna make me spaz like 5 cats on booze
a hyperactive juice that only I can produce
and build a giant drill, and bore it straight into hell
releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
so they can walk up on the Earth, and get resituated
and hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created

-- MC Pee Pants

 

[dh girlie]

oooh damn girl your dirty :devil: :evil:

Don't shoot the messenger, boyyyyeeeee!


What about LLCOOLJ...goin back to cali...

her bikini small...heels tall..she said she liked the ocean...she showed me the beach...gave me a peach and brought out the suntan lotion...

 

[gastro]

Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross
But it's sure to have your trippin'
So y'all listen close
It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar
But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers
Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you
But it's still somethin' we all have to do
So go up your nose with a finger or two
And pull out one or a crusty crew
Yo, don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray
'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day
Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip
With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip
Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin'
And also, remember this slogan
"Hey, ma, what's for dinner?
Go up your nose and pick a winner!"
Pickin' Boogers
Pickin' Boogers