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Chimp
Apr 4, 2004
21
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Toronto
Run from the police picture that, nigga I'm too fat
I **** around and catch a asthma attack
That's why I bust back, it don't phase me


Biggie Smalls - feateaured in Tupacs Runnin [Dyin to live]
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
40,629
9,629
"nickle bag n_____'s thinking they can f__k with big weight"

Talib Kwelli
 

jack123

Chimp
Oct 27, 2003
98
0
santa barbara
Tweek said:
Gonna get your ass beat, nasty
do it to your daddy
embarrass your whole family
just cuz ya came between a kid and his candy
i want candy
any kind will do
don't care if its nutritious or FDA Approved
its gonna make me spaz like 5 cats on booze
a hyperactive juice that only I can produce
and build a giant drill, and bore it straight into hell
releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
so they can walk up on the Earth, and get resituated
and hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created

-- MC Pee Pants
best show ever.
 

fanatical

Chimp
May 23, 2004
29
0
NJ
I love finger fu**in you, all of a sudden I'm hearin thunder
When you bust a nut, niggaz be duckin or takin numbers.

2pac...from the real "me and my girlfriend"
 

jack123

Chimp
Oct 27, 2003
98
0
santa barbara
a few i like

[Ice Cube]
Say you little son of a bitch, what choo tryin' to be?

--when i'm big i wanna be a thug--

--you wanna be a thug, huh?! (yeah yeah)
What choo know (about) a thug, huh?! (yeah yeah)
You wanna see the bad guy?!
Look at Ice Cube (yeah yeah), that's the bad guy!
You need people like him, can point cha fingas!
Huh?! (yeah yeah) the f**k you know about this s**t?!
You ready to die?! O - K A Y
Where is that, you ready?
Cuz they ain't touch the bad guy!!! oKay?--

I'm the nigga of the century


[Ice Cube]Ghetto Bird

Why, oh why must you swoop through the hood
like everybody from the hood is up to no good.
You think all the girls around here are trickin
up there lookin like Superchicken
At night I see your light through my bedroom window
But I ain't got **** but the pad and pencil
I can't wait till I hear you say
"I'm going down, mayday, mayday." I'm gonna clown
Cause everytime that the pigs have got me
y'all rub it in with the flying Nazi
military force, but we don't want ya
Standin' on my roof with the rocket launcher
"So fly like an eagle."
But don't follow us wherever we go
The **** that I'm saying, make it's heard
Mother**** you and your punk-ass ghetto bird

"Run, run, run, from the ghetto bird"

[tech]im a playa
If you see me lookin' clean cut
Matchin' from head to toe dippin' with a mean strut
Throwin' and blowin' green stuff hella creamed up with a bling cup
Ain't no wicked we can kick it if you blue or beamed up

If you, see me step off in the clubber with some pros
With about 6 of 'em cut no longer waiting to be chose
And if you hear me tell my homies anything goes
With these chickens dippin' to Davy's right when the clubber close
 

jack123

Chimp
Oct 27, 2003
98
0
santa barbara
oh and cant forget afroman :D

Afroman]
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
You like that **** man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that **** man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these mother****in' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[CHORUS]
said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
being high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on jaggy rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my cabby will

well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we ****ed on the bed
****ed on the floor
****ed so long I grew a ****in' afro
then I ****ed to the left (left)
****ed to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the **** turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
he beat me to the left
be beat me to the right
the mother****er beat my ass all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of water
I'm gonna **** that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]

I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I ****ed her once, ****ed her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "aiee"
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
said I'd brought some chicken if you'd just **** me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secert blend of herbs and spices

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I **** that bitch again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
****ed her until she turned into a white albina
****ed this hooker in Iowa
I ****ed her on credit, so I owe her
****ed this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her names maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey **** that ****)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

have you ever went over a girls house to ****
but the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to come
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you ****in' his wife
so he start beatin' on you ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off

[chorus - until fade out]
 

jack123

Chimp
Oct 27, 2003
98
0
santa barbara
BMXman said:
whoa seems like everyone is just copying and pasting..how about a certian verse or lyric that you find particularly inspiring or cool....and Kriss Kross....again WTF!!
you kiding me?!?! :eek:
kriss kross will make ya jump jump :D
 

CChris

Chimp
Jul 20, 2004
41
1
The Monch
"Rollin' fasta than a mutha-f*ckin dirtbike
Never met piece of p*ssy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a **** in a bucket
Straight outta Locash!!!!!!!

Crazy mutha-f*ckas! Ha! Ha!"

From CB4. Cracks me up every time....
 

Mike Stone

Chimp
Jul 15, 2002
55
0
Danbury CT
Wow, this is an impressive thread. Well, here's my entry:

If we could all agree to lettin'
our souls become free of that sweet bitterness
Then whose chest would have the most seeds?
I keep misfocusin' my needs
and this stress on my back
with them caps they be blastin' into my knapsack.
Ain't no accidental deathtraps,
my mishap is the fact that I'm destined to snap.
It's when I feel as though my body's able to go,
my mind is ready to flow...
Did you know first you catch and then I throw?
It's my own sense of time.
If I'm late it's 'cause I'm ending my day
just when the sun shines.
And still gently advising the arisin' of the moon
as it rolls around into my soundproof dimension.

Lisa Lopes/TLC

The last and best track on CrazySexyCool
 

spitfire

Chimp
Aug 3, 2004
1
0
d-12 into to git up

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Ready or not here we come, here comes trouble in the club
11, 12, 13, pistols big as M 16's
How the **** we sneak in with this many heaters in our jeans
Nina, 2 nina's, a peace and they dont even see us
Some **** pops off we squeeze each one they gon' think its machine guns
Vanos vo vano, bananas in our flannels
Hands around our colt handles, hold them like roman candles
Vannas vo vannas, banana fanna fo fannas
Who come back all bananas, banna clips loaded
Managers, bouncers and the club owners, the mother****ers dont want us
To come up and rush in the club and run up in it with a bunch of
Mother****ers from Runyan, steady poppin them onions,
Ready set to go nut up, prepare to tear the whole club up
Fixin to get into some **** just itchin to choke someone up
You know we finna loc'n when we mixin coke with coke and nut rum up
Yeah Yeah oh, what up, see my people throw **** up
See you talk that hoe **** now when you down you dont get up
And can't sit up your so slit up, the ambulance wont sew you up
They just throw you up in the trunk once they tag your big toe up
Heater no heater, automatic no matic
Mac or no mac it dont matter if I have or dont have it
You never know what im packin' so you just dont want no static
And open up a whole can of whoop ass you dont wanna chance to
Risk it no biscuit, mili mac a mac milli
Really homie dont be silly, homie you dont know me really
You're just gonna make yourself dizzy wonderin what the dealy
**** it lets just get busy D Twizzys back up in the hizzy!
 

laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
6,259
15
Glitter Gulch
And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it's time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don't then we'll have a race of babies
That hate the ladies that make the babies
And since a man can't make one
he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
So would the real men get up
I know your fed up ladies, but keep your head up

keep your head up- tupac
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
41,362
13,468
Portland, OR
Kid Rock has some great ones that make me laugh:

"My story ain't that complex
Two forties and a Rolex
I rip, I rock, I roll G
I trim my hair with the Flowbee"
 

CChris

Chimp
Jul 20, 2004
41
1
The Monch
"It's harder than me trying to park a Dogde
When I'm drunk as f*ck
Right next to a humungus truck in a two car garage
Hoppin out with two broken legs
trying to walk it off:

F*UCK YOU TOO B*TCH! CALL THE COPS!
IMA KILL YOU AND THEN LOUD ASS MUTHA-F*UCKIN' BARKIN' DOGS!

And when the cops through me and Dre
stood next to a burned down house
with can full a gas and hand full of matches
and still weren't found out...."

I guess it's more in the delivery....
 

Hawkeye

Monkey
Jan 8, 2002
623
0
Naperville, IL
Kid Rock



Cruisin' thru town in my jacked up truck
eyes open cuz I'm scopin' for a big butt slut
One that I can take straight back to my house
and have her suck my d@#$ and put my balls in her mouth
Now get, get with it looked across the street
I seen a slimmy in a skirt boppin to the beat
So I capped up my 40 threw it under the seat
rolled up on the freak and I started to speak
But before I could talk she go grabbed my d@#$
licked her lips and started talkin that porno s@#$
She said look here I know you're Kid Rock
then whispered in my ear "I wanna swallow your c@#k"
Well blow me up and then blow me down
cuz I think i just found the biggest freak in town
And now I can't wait to get her back to my house
set her down on her knees and put my balls in her mouth
[Chorus]
Balls in your mouth
balls in your mouth; "U want my balls in your mouth"
Back to my crib with no delay
big grin on my grill and not much to say
Except her yo bitch how's about
I drop my my drawers and put my balls in your mouth
Next the cutie started rubbin my back
then she put a finger right between my booty crack
So I grabbed her wrist quick and said hold up slut
"Ain't nobody stickin mothin in my butt"
Now right then I knew I had a ho and a half
and all I could do is sit back and laugh
Stare at the cceiling thinking about
this chick I just met's got my balls in her mouth
[Chorus]
Balls in your mouth
balls in your mouth; "U want my balls in your mouth"
After I busted my nuts I drove her to the cut
she said "I hope you don't think that I'm a big slut,
And please don't tell anyone what we've been thru"
Next day I told the whole f@#$in crew
Spread the news thru the whole damn town
and to the chick it musta got back around
So I told the ho sorry and tried to make amends
but she tried to front me in front of my friends
Runnin off at the lip talking all that ****
that I'm a bitch I'm a prick and that I got a small dick
I just waited till she walked away to shout
"F@#$ you bitch, u had my balls in your mouth!"
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Speakin of puttin balls in a mouf...this is a great verse from the first snoop CD

Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the bitches
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, six-fo' Rad to be exact
With bitches on my side, and bitches on back
So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
off your knees and then start jugglin
these mother****in nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the nigga with the clout
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,105
1,164
NC
I kick flows for ya, kick down doors for ya
Even left all my motherf**kin' hoes for ya
Niggaz think Frankie pussy whipped, nigga picture that
With a Kodak, Insta-ma-tak
We don't get down like that, lay my game down quite flat
Sweetness, where you parked at?
Petiteness but that ass fat
She got a body make a nigga wanna eat that, I'm f**kin' witchu

The bitch official doe, dick harder than a missile yo
Try to hit if she trippin' dissapearin' like Arsenio
Yo, the bitch push a double-oh
with the five in front, probably a connivin' stunt
Y'all drive in front, I'm a peel with her
Find a deal with her, she f**k around and steal, huh?
Then we all get laced
Televisions, Versacci heaven, when I'm up in 'em
The **** she kicked, all the ****'s legit
She get dick from a player off the New York Knicks
Nigga tricked ridiculous, the **** was plush
She's stressin' me to f**k, like she was in a rush
We f**ked in his bed, quite dangerous
I'm in his ass while he playin 'gainst the Utah Jazz
My 112, CD blast, I was past
She came twice, I came last, roll the grass

She giggle, say I don't smoke it on homegrown
Then I heard her moan, honey I'm home
Yep, tote chrome for situations like this
I'm up in his broad I know he won't like this
Now I'm like bitch you better talk to him
Before this fist put a spark to him
F**k around **** get dark to him, put a part through him
Lose a major part to him, arm, leg
She beggin me to stop but this cat gettin closer
Gettin hot like a toaster, I cocks the toast, uhh
Before my eyes could blink
She screams out, "Honey bring me up somethin to drink!"

He go back downstairs more time to think
Her brain racin', she's tellin me to stay patient
She don't know I'm, cool as a fan
Gat in hand, I don't wanna blast her man
But I can and I will doe, I probably chill doe
Even though situation lookin kinda ill yo
It came to me like a song I wrote
Told the bitch gimme your scarf, pillowcase and rope
Got dressed quick, tied the scarf around my face
Roped the bitch up, gagged her mouth with the pillowcase
Play the cut, nigga comin off some love potion ****
Flash the heat on em, he stood emotionless
Dropped the glass screamin, "Don't blast, here's the stash,
a hundred cash just don't shoot my ass!"
Nigga pullin mad G's out the floor
Put stacks in a Prater knapsack, hit the door
Grab the keys to the five, call my niggaz on the cell
Bring some weed I got a story to tell, uhh...

~Notorious BIG
 

BMXman

I wish I was Canadian
Sep 8, 2001
13,827
0
Victoria, BC
"this kid rock sh!t is making me ill
next person posts the same, I might have to kill
hip hop is deep within the soul
not trapped between Pamelas holes"
 
S

snotrag

Guest
...now the main dude who wooed women tryed to make his move
on her, so we all watched too see what she would do
he moved, hey baby doll, whats up with us?,
and honey was like ''excuse me,
im gonna be late for my bus...''
 

scofflaw23

Monkey
Mar 13, 2002
266
0
Raleigh
Yo, I started this thread, here are the rules:

1. NO KID ROCK, NO INCUBUS, Kris Kross can stay.

2. NO CUTTING AND PASTING OF WHOLE SONGS! Just a phrase is enough.
 

BMXman

I wish I was Canadian
Sep 8, 2001
13,827
0
Victoria, BC
scofflaw23 said:
Yo, I started this thread, here are the rules:

1. NO KID ROCK, NO INCUBUS, Kris Kross can stay.

2. NO CUTTING AND PASTING OF WHOLE SONGS! Just a phrase is enough.

thank you...now back to the lyrics....

don't worry be happy was a number one jam
damn if I say it you can smack me right here
 

scofflaw23

Monkey
Mar 13, 2002
266
0
Raleigh
When you see me coming get the f-uc-k out the entrance! Run!
If you're getting chased with no shoes on, run!

-Ghostface Killah

This is also my girlfriend's biggest fear. Don't tell her I told you all.
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,160
2
california
I pause, I think about the past and the gloom
The smell of gasoline permiates the room
Everyone has a little secret he keeps
I light the fires while the city sleeps

MC 900 Foot Jesus...cannot beat it...
 

BMXman

I wish I was Canadian
Sep 8, 2001
13,827
0
Victoria, BC
where's all the lyrics why did it stop?
I need to post something to bring it back to the top
you know you have some lyrics stored in ya head
support the thread.....
 

RideND

Monkey
Nov 1, 2003
795
2
Mandan, ND
Eminem and Rukus on "We Shine"...

My Smith and Wessy got you layin in some alley messy
Got your family lookin for your ass on Sally Jesse
We squash beef in the mo', when you ain't breathin no more
Leavin your skull split like Steven Seagal
Let the cat out, flat out, Detroit's a mad house
So I don't get offended when I hear my city badmouthed
We quick to pull the gat out and set it
And leave you with more sh!t missin than a Lil' Kim radio edit
Stick up kids be tryin to live paid
You get your grill sprayed with twenty-seven bullets in your ribcage
Get the guage, cock it back, empty your pockets, Jack
Or I'ma send you flyin like a rocketpack
Murder you for a bag of chips and a chocolate snack
Break into your crib still your sh!t and lock it back
Ten-year old kids be standin on the block with gats
Just for livin nowadays'll get you flocked with bats
Where I'm from...yaknow what'm sayin?, that's some old Detroit sh!t
y'all wouldn't know about that sh!t, though. Less you come
to my city, ya know what'm sayin? See where we live,
cause we shine