I did that once at a company conference, worst feeling ever.Never ask a women "when is your due date?" Unless your 100% sure she is pregnant
I know the feeling I did it too at a St paddy's day partyI did that once at a company conference, worst feeling ever.
As an 8 year old I used to take stripped twister seals and plug them into the outlet by my bed, they would burn red hot before making a little explosion. The same year I graduated myself to the metal ring springs from glass Christmas ornaments, they'll blow a fuse and piss your dad off real bad so don't do it.
unless you are at her house and using a condom and an assumed nameDon't stick your dick in crazy.
Although Crazy chicks are fun in bedDon't stick your dick in crazy.
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
unless you are at her house and using a condom and an assumed name
Yeah. I think we need to reword this to: "when sticking your dick in crazy a proper escape plan is mandatory"Although Crazy chicks are fun in bed
All chicks are crazy so one needs to find a good threshold. Don't stick your dick into batshit crazy,Yeah. I think we need to reword this to: "when sticking your dick in crazy a proper escape plan is mandatory"
And their is just so many of them.Although Crazy chicks are fun in bed
they are all crazy its just a matter of deciding what level of crazy your willing to live withAnd their is just so many of them.
or any other kind of shit for that matter.Don't stick your dick into batshit
Also remember the crazy grows with age.they are all crazy its just a matter of deciding what level of crazy your willing to live with
I'm not sure that I agree with you thereAlso remember the crazy grows with age.
Everyone has baggage. It's just a question of how much. A carry-on is fine, but a storage unit, not so much.they are all crazy its just a matter of deciding what level of crazy your willing to live with
I am a dreamboat. No Baggage whatsoever.Everyone has baggage. It's just a question of how much. A carry-on is fine, but a storage unit, not so much.
Didn't you meet your wife after jumping through a window in a drug fueled moment of insanity? You may have a unicorn...I'm not sure that I agree with you there
Clearly you have just not met the right woman yet.I am a dreamboat. No Baggage whatsoever.
Dudes also be crazy. It probably makes sense to replace 'crazy' with 'asshole' and the pro-tips would probably be equally useful for the ladies. "put your dick" doesn't really apply but you get the point.If the pony makes a loud roar or has large fangs, it is probably not a pony.
I like how most of the posts so far regard dealing with women. You guys are cute. I pity the man who doesn't already know that women are crazy. It's part of our charm.
Well, it could if you have the right accessories and an open mind/b-hole."put your dick" doesn't really apply but you get the point.