Hey,
This is Ian again. I am really hoping you're getting these emails as I really want to come have a look at your place.
So I have to ask, what's the dating situation in the house? In the past when I've lived with women, as I am kind of an attractive and rugged guy, it's always ended up being sort of a friends with benefits, let's get in the shower and mess around sort of setting. What can I say, I am good with my mouth and I like a good shower pounding as much as the next guy.
Also, would you be open to power exchange in this setting?
I also have this thing for local, organic coffee. Is there somewhere you suggest that isn't a starbucks? Their stuff always tastes burnt to me, and it really doesn't do much for me because of that.
Anyhow, let me know if you're getting these emails and if the place has been rented yet. I think we'd really hit it off, and maybe even find some sort of a mutual benefit in having two people near by who like to get at it. Though I have to ask, are you on any form of birth control? And when was your last STD check? I hate wearing condoms, they don't feel right and the condom makers are nothing more than multi-national whores who created AIDS in a lab to force the sale of those little rubber buzz kills.
Thanks,
Ian
I'm gonna disagree with you on this one. Both places are gutter punk/hippie haunts and both places aren't always the most customer-centric. I have a business relationship with Rosetta's so I know them pretty well and tend to eat there quite a bit. They're food is awesome and lots of non-gutter people hang out there these days.Dirt, in your next email ask her if she would like to meet up at Rosetta's for some Vegan biscuits and gravy and then some American Spirit hand rolled smokes at Malaprops.
Rosetta's is an over the top hippy/gutter punk vegan restaurant that can feltch a rabid goat for all I care. Malaprops, on the other hand, is a very cool coffee house and bookstore.
Fair enough, it has been several years since I've been there. When they opened they most definitely discriminated against anyone who didn't fit their trendy gutter punk/filthy hippy image. And the food was bland and over priced.I'm gonna disagree with you on this one. Both places are gutter punk/hippie haunts and both places aren't always the most customer-centric. I have a business relationship with Rosetta's so I know them pretty well and tend to eat there quite a bit. They're food is awesome and lots of non-gutter people hang out there these days.
two words. Fashion. Filth. Start throwing that phrase around, you'll DEFINITELY get a rise out of themFair enough, it has been several years since I've been there. When they opened they most definitely discriminated against anyone who didn't fit their trendy gutter punk/filthy hippy image. And the food was bland and over priced.
Any idea what she looks like? Give me something to work with. I want to put in some sort of "I thought you were really hot, kinda like this Drill Sargent we had back at boot. You two look almost the same from behind, like two fine hams fighting to get out of your BDU's..."There was a punk show at Static Age on Monday night. You could pretend that you were there and ask what she looks like, etc. You probably get where I'm going with this.
Do this. Or have your friend find a way to get ahold of her. I am all about pushing this for a couple more days.Kenan, you should call or txt her and say you have a buddy that has been trying to get a hold of her through CL with no response.
Should I go all Jonestown on suggestion #2? Maybe talk about how after the Corps I tried to find Jesus, but ended up living with the Zendiks in West Virginia, but it didn't work out too well as they tried to BBQ my lizard, keep my truck, and forced me to have sex with the founder's wife?1. Tell her you had a dream about her. Keep it fairly harmless. Not the one where you're drowning in sand, just a dream that you moved in and things were great. You're totally sure that things would be just as great in real life if she would just get back to you.
2. Tell her you had another dream and that you think you're falling in love with her. Your Therapist thinks its great news. Hes also excited that you've made some new friends after what happened to the last group.
3. Tell her you're packed, trucks loaded and you're ready to move in. Its lucky because your lizard just bit your current landlord. So what, because hes a jock prick and deserved it. Thats what you get for sneaking up on a sleeping monitor lizard. Check in on the bathroom access situation again.
Hey there again,
I'm starting to get really worried about you not getting back to me. I hope nothing bad has happened to you. My grandma died suddenly like this as well, fell down in the shower while masturbating evidently with the shower head, cracked her head open, and ten minutes later was shuffled loose the mortal coil. It was a grave loss for our family.
So I reread the ad again, and I have some further concerns about the situation, but I don't think it'll be insurmountable in this situation.
Lately I have been carrying around a lot of guilt because it turns out that its bad for Zeke, my Monitor Lizard, to be chained to the wall constantly. He's been getting really fat as a result, and I am thinking he needs to be able to roam free during the day, or at least be able to walk around my room. However, my concern is about the bunny and the chihuahua that live with you. Is there some way during the day that we could keep them in an aquarium or maybe steel cage? Zeke is a hungry boy, as I have said before, and as I currently feed him a bunny or a stray cat three times a week, I am a little concerned that he's developed quite the hunger for fuzzy things smaller than he.
Also, he's become a lot territorial these last couple of weeks. Its become problematic with people coming in and out of my room. I guess last week my dad, who is also my landlord, after the episode where he tried to eat my mom's pug, came in and surprised my boy. He took a pretty good snap out of my dad's leg, which is a big part of why I have to move out. Can we find a way to work it so people don't cut through the room during the day to the bathroom? I don't want my lizard to get sick from eating some piece of gutter punk trash or some dirty skeevy hippy. He has a strict diet that he needs to stick to.
I had a dream the other night about moving into your place. I was really happy there and everyone was getting along well. My shrink at the VA tells me this is a positive sign.
Anyhow, I hope all is going well for you and look forward to hearing back from you.
Thanks,
Ian
I would have guessed that you have had plenty of experience with psychologist.Who can speak psychologist?
I've got issues, but I've got even bigger issues dumping out the contents of my head and my soul to some stranger who I don't trust.I would have guessed that you have had plenty of experience with psychologist.
Type up an Email from the psychiatrist and I'll throw in some medical lingo and psychological jargon and send it from my E-mail.Dick.
I disagree 100%. This sh1t is golden.Unfortunatley, this all means nothing if she never answers...