[peter6061]

The oppressive dillhole above
Could use a could kick or a shove
He often finds fault
With what others have brought
And deletes it without any love

 

[H8R]

King Westy's quite quick in a race
There are few who can match such a pace
But every so often
His skills they do soften
And he skids down the trail on his face.

HAH!

 

[H8R]

The oppressive dillhole above
Could use a could kick or a shove
He often finds fault
With what others have brought
And deletes it without any love

He's Peter Six-tee Six-tee-one,
He kicks 1st grade children for fun,
and rapes all the horses,
and tears up golf courses,
all the while dressed like a nun.

 

[H8R]

King Westy's quite quick in a race
There are few who can match such a pace
But every so often
His skills they do soften
And he skids down the trail on his face.

Echo? Ah heck! Oh, his life's a train wreck,
Oh, how will that poor man keep disaster in check?
He humps heroin junkies!
and Catholic school flunkies!
and that guy dressed in motley who lives under his deck.

 

[yonton228]

this is some of the funneist sh** i have ever seen
i laughed so hard i almost ruptured my spleen
but i really must say
my rhymes are gay
however i must seem to be obscene

 

[binary visions]

H-8-to-the-R, one night,
Was macking this girl outright.
Don't trust what you see!
That she is a he!
H8R shrugged, "I'll turn out the light."

 

[I Are Baboon]

Shuttles has not posted in this thread
but say this I will go ahead
He claims snow is cool
but we are not fooled
we know he'd rather be riding instead

 

[dhtahoe]

There once was a Baboon
Some people thought he was a Bafoon
So we started flaming
No one was blaming
Why did he log off so soon

 

[OGRipper]

Merrily surfing, I came upon this thread,
unaware of what lay up ahead,
these rhymes are so whack,
verbal artistry they lack,
you dudes got me stratchin' my head!


(for me)

 

[Damn True]

There once was a Baboon
Some people thought he was a Bafoon
So we started flaming
No one was blaming
Why did he log off so soon

An aged DH'r named Towne
With bike shorts $hit stained and quite brown
Would fight with Transcend
Who's will would not bend
Don't sweat it Mike, that Fraser's a clown.

 

[H8R]

There once was a Baboon
Some people thought he was a Bafoon
So we started flaming
No one was blaming
Why did he log off so soon

There was this guy dhtahoe
He liked to bathe in cole slaw, oh!
He'd make a big batch
and then he would catch
all the slaw in the cups of his bra, yo!

 

[H8R]

An aged DH'r named Towne
With bike shorts $hit stained and quite brown
Would fight with Transcend
Who's will would not bend
Don't sweat it Mike, that Fraser's a clown.

Here stands "Mr. Virtue", Damn True
Who's do-goody post we can view,
with a grain of salt, yes sir,
cause he's a cross dresser
and likes to sniff modeling glue!

 

[Damn True]

Here stands "Mr. Virtue", Damn True
Who's do-goody post we can view,
with a grain of salt, yes sir,
cause he's a cross dresser
and likes to sniff modeling glue!

Cross dressing is something I do
For Red-Dress runs, which are quite fun, thank you.
But this guy name of H8r
a chronic masturbator
Dosen't realize, the chicks dig it....get a clue.

 

[OGRipper]

This thread is filled with much humor and wit
I fell over laughing, on my bum I did sit
With Damn True and H8R,
I must come back later,
But right now I need to go sh*t!


(two stars?)

 

[H8R]

Cross dressing is something I do
For Red-Dress runs, which are quite fun, thank you.
But this guy name of H8r
a chronic masturbator
Dosen't realize, the chicks dig it....get a clue.

This Damn True, he knows that I spank it,
This makes me hide under my blanket!
For now this guy can see
That I pull my pee pee
And I shoot, dribble, throw, kick and bank it!

 

[Damn True]

Now H8r, no need to be fickle,
We know you give your lizard a tickle.
But you're bound to find out
that you can wear out that trout.
There's only so much juice in a pickle.

 

[dhtahoe]

There was a boy name true
In many years he's never been blue
He came to a race at the star
And was my best offical so far
To bad I had to be picked off the ground by my own crew

 

[H8R]

Now H8r, no need to be fickle,
We know you give your lizard a tickle.
But you're bound to find out
that you can wear out that trout.
There's only so much juice in a pickle.

There once was a nice thread 'bout rhymes,
Limericks were hella fun times,
But talk of my pickle
makes this thread too sick, I'll
try to make up for my crimes.

 

[OGRipper]

No no! Don't let it end!
This thread was just coming 'round the right bend.
Yes it slipped toward the gutter,
As if lubed up with butter,
But I kinda thought 'twas on the mend.

 

[Echo]

Anyone from Nantucket? :devil:

 

[binary visions]

Anyone from Nantucket? :devil:

No, but I know a guy from Bellair...

 

[narlus]

Anyone from Nantucket? :devil:

close, but dw's on the vineyard i think.

 

[H8R]

Anyone from Nantucket? :devil:

His forum name was Echo the Mod,
At meat markets he would hunt rod,
All night were his searches
in bars or in churches
for men who could extract his wad.

 

[OGRipper]

His forum name was Echo the Mod,
At meat markets he would hunt rod,
All night were his searches
in bars or in churches
for men who could extract his wad.

I don't know H8R but he seems fixated,
that or way sexually frustrated
if he keeps giving the nod
to posts laced with rod
Me thinks he will be moderated!

 

[H8R]

His name's OGRipper, he flops 'round in flippers
and makes a big mess in his pants
He runs and he jumps
and throws dirt in big clumps
Where the hell did this guy learn to dance?

 

[Damn True]

close, but dw's on the vineyard i think.

Narlus, a lad from near Boston,
who drove a shiny red Austin.
There was room for his a$$,
and six gallons of gas,
but his bollocks hung out and he lost 'em.

 

[Damn True]

A man name of Echo from Mass.
had bollocks made out of brass.
In inclement weather
he'd clang them together
and shoot lightening bolts out of his a$$

 

[Damn True]

IRB dearly loved the sox
they've struggled coming out of the box.
face it m'lad
this year they'll be bad
screw Fenway stay home and eat lox.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

The charming young feller Damn True
His balls were perpetu'l blue
His convictions were such that he never could touch
The ladies that were in his crew.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Now let me tell you of H8R
Becoming yet further irater
He was so apoplectic
His girl anorexic
They went on a date and he ate her.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

And then there's the poor OGRipper
His crank got caught in his zipper
Screaming in pain
Ran out in the rain
Removed it with rusty hedge clipper.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Our friend from MA Mr. narlus
Jumped from a precipice parlous
And down on the tranny
An elderly nanny
Cried narlus, today you are carless!

 

[johnbryanpeters]

And what about binary visions?
So simple to make a decision
With only two bits
He never throws fits
So seldom is faced with derision.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

A Rochester boy known as Echo
Was horribly drawn to Art Deco.
He bought these antiques
For weeks and for weeks
Until he switched to Marimekko.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

A west coast lad dhtahoe
Could only ride up sort of so-so
He wanted a town
With hills only down
But whenever he asked he was told no.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Now let us try I Are Baboon
Who wanted to play on the bassoon
He inhaled his reed
And started to bleed
And expired early in the forenoon.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

It's time to do yonton228
Who ate his food from a big blue plate
He ate it so fast
The quantity vast
He rapidly gained even more weight!

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Who is this peter6061?
Of Echo he tries to make much fun
But Echo deletes
The junk that is Pete's
And knows he's the governing top gun.

 

[Damn True]

JBP on a tour of Kent
to show his wang that was so long that it bent
He knew he'd found trouble
when the lass bent it double
and instead of cumming he went

 

[Damn True]

John took a trip to Hong Kong
He found their parades rather long
While the band played a lilt
The wind lifted his kilt
And the awe-stricken throng saw his dong