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Rubes Fight Tyranny with White Privilege and a Farcical Justice System

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
I am guessing that if the federal government wasn't so aggressive about land rights some chubby white dudes probably wouldn't be property "owners".



some folks from the Burns Paiute tribe.
 
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Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
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directly above the center of the earth
http://www.occupydemocrats.com/feds-set-to-cut-off-militias-public-power-public-roads-and-public-phone-line/

Federal authorities are finally making their move against the heavily armed “militia” that has taken over the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Burns, Oregon. Wary of provoking a deadly shootout with the anti-government extremists, the feds are taking the appropriate and logical step to freeze them out, cutting off power, telephone lines, and road access to the militia redoubt.

An official in Washington remarked that “It’s in the middle of nowhere. And it’s flat-ass cold up there. After they shut off the power, they’ll kill the phone service. Then, they’ll block all the roads so that all those guys have a long, lonely winter to think about what they’ve done.” Temperatures are expected to plummet to 18 degrees Farenheit, with snowstorms expected over the next few days.


While the rebels have declared that they are prepared to stay there for the “long haul,” the Guardian was “shown a food storage room that did not look like it could sustain a dozen men for more than a few weeks.” A social media call by the militiamen for supporters around the country to “send snacks” would also indicate that they are not prepared for a long siege. Ironically, those snacks would have to be sent by the mail, which the federal government also controls.

It is unsurprisingly clear that these heavily armed fools with a very questionable understanding of what the Constitution actually says have not fully thought this out. Without more supplies or heat it is likely that they won’t last long. The local community has turned against them; the rancher who they came to defend has fully renounced them and have turned himself in to law enforcement.
 

Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
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I don't give a damn what happens as long as I can still get my cheese.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
54,442
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Sleazattle
That is quite the tragedy. I thought everyone knew you're supposed to BBQ aborted fetuses.
They fit perfectly in a slow cooker.

However, baby fat is a great energy source, easy rendering, burns clean. Aborted Fetus Bio-Diesel is the wave of the future.
 

syadasti

i heart mac
Apr 15, 2002
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It just keeps getting better

Government hating leader of DerpQueda took a half million dollar government subsidized small business loan.

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/01/ammon-bundy-oregon-protest-sba-loan
Another government handout for the welfare ranchers, they're free to pollute with no accountability. They don't pay the cost of doing business - everyone else does:

"Yet the US government already is failing to implement its own rules on tracking emissions. It is not collecting emission reports from one of the country's largest sources of greenhouse gases: meat production.
In its latest appropriations bill passed in December, Congress renewed a provision that prevents the Environmental Protection Agency from requiring emission reports from livestock producers. The move came only days after US officials stressed to other governments the importance of accurate reporting at the Paris climate negotiations.
The US government collects the reports from 41 other sectors, making the meat industry the only major source of greenhouse gases in the country excluded from filing annual reports.
Livestock producers, which include meat and dairy farming, account for about 15 percent of greenhouse gas emissions around the world. That's more than all the world's exhaust-belching cars, buses, boats and trains combined."

Also some more:

http://usuncut.com/news/5-government-handouts-bundys-receive/
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
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Riding the baggage carousel.

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Portland, OR
Along the same lines as above.

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2016/01/06/decembrists-frontman-colin-meloy-tweeted-erotic-fanfiction-about-the-militia-standoff-and-its-awesome

It must be tough when you are trying to play Billy Badass and the rest of America Is only picturing all of the uses for your prison muff.
:rofl:

@colinmeloy Cletus's hands guided him to the right spot. "Squeeze the trigger, don't pull it," he whispered. #bundyeroticfanfic