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MMcG

Ride till you puke!
Dec 10, 2002
15,457
12
Burlington, Connecticut
So who's still waiting patiently?

And are all the people waiting due to screw ups by shippers or did anyone fail to meet the deadlines without any "help" from the likes of UPS, USPS, FedEx ect??
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
24,524
494
Im over here now
get there already!

BUTTE, MT, US 12/29/2009 5:00 A.M. OUT FOR DELIVERY
12/29/2009 2:20 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
BILLINGS, MT, US 12/28/2009 8:30 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
BILLINGS, MT, US 12/23/2009 6:50 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
12/23/2009 6:35 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
12/23/2009 5:31 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
LOUISVILLE, KY, US 12/23/2009 4:13 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
12/23/2009 12:40 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
PHILADELPHIA, PA, US 12/22/2009 10:38 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
PHILADELPHIA, PA, US 12/21/2009 10:12 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
READING, PA, US 12/21/2009 8:25 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
 

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
24,193
14,950
where the trails are
So who's still waiting patiently?

And are all the people waiting due to screw ups by shippers or did anyone fail to meet the deadlines without any "help" from the likes of UPS, USPS, FedEx ect??
Me.
I have to admit I'll be curious to see the postmark date.
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
24,524
494
Im over here now
although i cannot post the pics of the wrapping paper, i thoroughly examined it multiple times. it seems my santa cruised the asian porn mags in search of good wrapping paper

thankfully, its still cold from being outside



thanks Dirt!
 

Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,896
Fort of Rio Grande
get home SERIALMIDGET, its on your porch.

sorry for bad wrapping job.
Oh... yes, its here. I drove around the block twice to experience the magic again. :D

I left my camera at work but will bring it home tomorrow. I craftily opened the bottom of the package so pictures will appear unopened. Inside was a giant box of Godiva chocolates and a 5 pack of Macanudo cigars which is soon to be a 4 pack. :weee:

Awesomeness well worth wait. :thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

edit: and a crap load of stickers, one of which suggests I begin drinking heavily, right now. So I will enjoy a nice Pigs Ass Porter as well.

Thanks again!!!
 
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Yelo

Monkey
Aug 3, 2008
290
1
Quebec city, Quebec, Canada
Well my package finally arrived. I did the math and it seemed the canadian postal service is using pack mules (or mounties) for their delivery methods nowadays.

from origin to destination is 3,071 miles and it was shipped on the 12 of dec.

thus is 16 days in transit averaging 191 miles per day.


but I would have to say it was well worth the wait!








I was figuring when I was opening the box it would be a average pint glass or mug from a bike manufacturer. but to my dismay it was very custom.











it seems somebody did a little research....













and a set of irons that will work on just about everything I own












cheers yelo!


the best and only present I got this year. props!
I'm glad you like it, I was feeling a bit cheap after seeing all the stuff you sented to my GF and how much you spended to send it in....

I'm a bit soory for you too to know it was your one and only gift, have I known that I would have wraped it a bit better than that....

Yelo
 

gonefirefightin

free wieners
I'm glad you like it, I was feeling a bit cheap after seeing all the stuff you sented to my GF and how much you spended to send it in....

I'm a bit soory for you too to know it was your one and only gift, have I known that I would have wraped it a bit better than that....

Yelo
its all good, Im just a crusty scrooge that lives in the middle of nowhere.

thanks a million.
 

Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,896
Fort of Rio Grande
You are - I still have not ordered your locks yet, my LBS said some might be in by the end of the month (I bought your stuff from Levi Leipheimer's brother) if they are not in tomorrow I will order them on-line and have them shipped direct.

So who's still waiting patiently?

And are all the people waiting due to screw ups by shippers or did anyone fail to meet the deadlines without any "help" from the likes of UPS, USPS, FedEx ect??
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
Reppin the monkey today thanks to Nick up on the hills...


And more important when surrounded by a bar full of gapers...



Thanks again Nick, you're a gem!
 

Total Heckler

Beer and Bike Enthusiast
Apr 28, 2005
8,171
189
Santa Cruz, CA
Awww this was a great Secret Santa year everyone. Thanks again to IAB for the killer gifts! I am drinking the Vermonster tonight! PUMPED!

So who ended up winning the gift wrapping Stosh? Prizes? =]
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
Awww this was a great Secret Santa year everyone. Thanks again to IAB for the killer gifts! I am drinking the Vermonster tonight! PUMPED!

So who ended up winning the gift wrapping Stosh? Prizes? =]
SS did kick ass. This was my first year participating & it was a lot of fun.

MMcG-I wore my t-shirt all weekend long. It now has that TN smell I like my shirts to have.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,238
393
NY
Awww this was a great Secret Santa year everyone. Thanks again to IAB for the killer gifts! I am drinking the Vermonster tonight! PUMPED!

So who ended up winning the gift wrapping Stosh? Prizes? =]
Funny you should ask!!!

Now for the awards........

The award for the don't buy online gifts while you're home alone drinking your emotions away goes to Stinkyboy. He'll be receiving a pet rock of coal for this gem of an addition to the Vermont landfill .



This year had the BEST gift wrapping ever!!

3rd place was TN with....

He would have ranked higher but his wrapping was self indulgent rather than ELF indulgent.

2nd Place Jonkranked with this great one.


Runner up was Serial Midget with this cute creation:



AND THE WINNER IS Total Heckler!





First prize is:

http://www.backcountryoutlet.com/outlet/GSI0074/GSI-Outdoor-Adventure-Travel-Bar-7-pc.html
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
The award for the don't buy online gifts while you're home alone drinking your emotions away goes to Stinkyboy. He'll be receiving a pet rock of coal for this gem of an addition to the Vermont landfill .
3rd place was TN with....

He would have ranked higher but his wrapping was self indulgent rather than ELF indulgent.
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I hope Konabum didn't through it away. :p

SM & TH did an awesome job!!!!
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,238
393
NY
did Dirt send you a pic of his wrapping job? it needs honorable mention or something!
Yeah I got his pics, unfortunately I opened them at work.

:)

I will give him an honorable mention but only a mention since I can't post pics of the porn laden box.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,238
393
NY
PS. I'm also retroactively sending a gift to Arkayne for last years gift wrapping of the goatse box. Thanks to 4xboy for passing it along this year!!!

Due to financial restraints I was unable to send him a gift last year.
 

Total Heckler

Beer and Bike Enthusiast
Apr 28, 2005
8,171
189
Santa Cruz, CA
Wow thank you so much Stosh!

Everyone did such a killer job on the wrapping. I didn't have a speech prepared, but thank you RM for making the best Secret Santa I have ever participated in.
 

Arkayne

I come bearing GIFs
May 10, 2005
3,738
15
SoCal
The goatse box lives on! Thx Stosh for doing another super job on SS 09. I love this place!
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,238
393
NY
PS. I'm also retroactively sending a gift to Arkayne for last years gift wrapping of the goatse box. Thanks to 4xboy for passing it along this year!!!

Due to financial restraints I was unable to send him a gift last year.
Arkayne had this penis pump on his list so as a delayed gift for best wrapping last year he's receiving it this year.