Next year I better use my work address for secret santa just in case I get drawn for you. I don't want to have to explain any of that to my wife and kid.
Secret Santa 2010
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Wife "That's been opened, what is it?"
Me "I didn't order it!"
Me "I didn't order it!"
Next year I better use my work address for secret santa just in case I get drawn for you. I don't want to have to explain any of that to my wife and kid.
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i heart midgets
Definitely should grab a beer sometime.......I would say we should ride then have a beer afterward, but I haven't touched a bike in months.
Hope you like the swag!
i'll let you know when i open it. i've been wanting to ride Lynn Woods so we could do that and get some beer and grub at the mexican place that's there now.Definitely should grab a beer sometime.......I would say we should ride then have a beer afterward, but I haven't touched a bike in months.
Hope you like the swag!
Sounds like a plan to me! Unfortunately I think LW is closed until the spring but we can figure something out.
At long last, all of the pieces of my gift arrived and have been shipped FedEx (well, it's at the FedEx place and will go out tomorrow)...should arrive Tuesday 
Didn't ship as planned...it would have more than doubled my shipping costs so I went with a little lower cost and used LUNA Minis as packing peanuts
Didn't ship as planned...it would have more than doubled my shipping costs so I went with a little lower cost and used LUNA Minis as packing peanuts
Two midget porns, a shake-weight and six beers with some BBQ sauce.
Personally, that sounds like a large type slice of heaven to me.
Just remember, the hot chili sauce is not lube.
Say it one more time, chili sauce ain't lube....
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Personally, that sounds like a large type slice of heaven to me.
Just remember, the hot chili sauce is not lube.
Say it one more time, chili sauce ain't lube....
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
My elf should hopefully get his gift today but at the latest tomorrow:
Detailed Results:
*Arrival at Post Office, December 19, 2010, 8:47 am, XXXXXXXXXX, CA XXXXX
*Processed through Sort Facility, December 19, 2010, 12:01 am, SAN DIEGO, CA 92186
*Processed through Sort Facility, December 17, 2010, 8:17 pm, SPRINGFIELD, MA 01152
*Acceptance, December 17, 2010, 1:44 pm, OXFORD, MA 01540
Detailed Results:
*Arrival at Post Office, December 19, 2010, 8:47 am, XXXXXXXXXX, CA XXXXX
*Processed through Sort Facility, December 19, 2010, 12:01 am, SAN DIEGO, CA 92186
*Processed through Sort Facility, December 17, 2010, 8:17 pm, SPRINGFIELD, MA 01152
*Acceptance, December 17, 2010, 1:44 pm, OXFORD, MA 01540
my elf's gift is out for delivery!!!! he better open it TODAY!
Shipped Friday!
almost there..
UPS says my elf will get their box tomorrow.
UPS says my elf better stop dicking around with a ***********.
edited: so I don't give away the surprise.
I opened the hot sauce first (technically the midget porn was already opened) and have used it on eggs.Tasty!
The rib rub is next, possibly on sirloin steak tonight.
Again, great SS gifts.
LOL @ the Dorf video. What the heck is up with that randomness?
Someone is going to get their lump of coal later today,......
Out for Delivery, December 20, 2010, 10:22 am, Somewhere Planet Earth.
Out for Delivery, December 20, 2010, 10:22 am, Somewhere Planet Earth.
Random is FUN - I asked for BBQ sauces & rubs, Onyx cigars and a bad ass butane lighter.
I died laughing as we opened the packages
Great Success!!! Box full O' win arrived today. My Santa rules! Pictures to follow, apparently the wife has killed both the batteries for the camera and charged neither of them. 
Alright, post some pictures when you get it because I forgot to take any before I sent it.
Out for Delivery, December 20, 2010, 9:35 am, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Out for Delivery, December 20, 2010, 9:35 am, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
My elf should have received their package today.
Delivered at 10:35 this morn.
delivered as of 3:23 PM.
Looks like there sh ould be a few happy elfs today/tonight based on the recent posts.
if my elf isn't ecstatic with what i got him, he probably has no pulse.
Beer and bacon! Whoo-hoo!
Goatse
And jon, yes, that (Eammon) is my name. Great job on the research, I'm digging it all.
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Great gifts you got there....Beer and bacon! Whoo-hoo!
Goatse
And jon, yes, that (Eammon) is my name. Great job on the research, I'm digging it all.
Now, you know you HAVE to get that bacon pillow to next MonkeyFest do you???
LMAO! SINCE my Secret Santa didn't disclose his name, I'm going to assume it was you!! THANK YOU!!!I shipped to my Elf today; box to arrive on 20 December - it takes 10 days to ship anything anywhere from Butte.
I wasn't feeling too creative this year - (how are you gonna top the goat box?) so I over compensated by adding a Montana Grizzlies t-shirt, a novelty monkey stocking cap and remote control helicopter to the main gift which is sort of bicycle related.
Being a Secret Santa is fun.
LOVE THE HAT!
and I don't know what a Montana Grizzly is but I'm going to find out!
the helicopter rox!! The dog will hate it
AND FTW
the weird thing about this one is that over the summer I had bought the camelbak double water bottle holder but then I was disappointed because it was kinda heavy to carry around and I wish I had bought the one-zie. So it was probably an accident but it was perfect.
Thanks again SM!
You are welcome! I have never spent so much time considering the virtues of metal water bottles.
The helicopter is for the dog, not IRB.
The helicopter is for the dog, not IRB.
LMAO! SINCE my Secret Santa didn't disclose his name, I'm going to assume it was you!! THANK YOU!!!
LOVE THE HAT!
and I don't know what a Montana Grizzly is but I'm going to find out!
the helicopter rox!! The dog will hate it
AND FTW
the weird thing about this one is that over the summer I had bought the camelbak double water bottle holder but then I was disappointed because it was kinda heavy to carry around and I wish I had bought the one-zie. So it was probably an accident but it was perfect.
Thanks again SM!
Eammon, glad you like it. I hope you got the batteries for the bacon too (they were wrapped in the shirt). I also hope you enjoyed how the shirt was brown and had to be pulled out of the goatse box.
The goatse box lives on. Its your responsibility to pass it on next year.
The goatse box lives on. Its your responsibility to pass it on next year.
qft.................
Like i'd be able to figure that thing out.
If the dog cant - try it outside first and make sure its fully charged. The range isn't that far, maybe 40 feet.
Like I'd be able to figure that thing out.
I ran mine while it was snowing the other knight - lots of fun in the dark.
If you haven't yet received your SS package, don't fret just yet (hey that rhymes!)
My Elf will receive their package by Xmas.
My Elf will receive their package by Xmas.
blame the volumes of lab notebooks i have written in the last 2 years. also, i'm a southpaw.
Jon Kranked must have skipped out on penmanship class, thank goodness we don't have to decipher his writing here.
OK sorry to derail the thread on the penmanship.
Back to the thread topic:
Great gifts the SS's are giving\receiving. Moar pics!
Back to the thread topic:
Great gifts the SS's are giving\receiving. Moar pics!
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Eammon, you need to post a video of the bacon in action once you put the batteries in.