[DirtMcGirk]

Dude, I was gonna try to cover for you. I was away since Friday, so it wouldn't have made a difference if it was delivered on the 23rd or 24th, better this way actually.

Anyway, I took pictures but won't get them up tonight. After I cleaned everything up, it was a definite score. Although, my asshole will probably be cursing Dirt's name tomorrow morning.

Thanks, Ian!

Right, but where are the photos?

 

[binary visions]

Right, but where are the photos?

Of his cursing asshole?

Please tag them NSFW.

 

[Serial Midget]

Lets not make Secret Santa unfun.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Well heck...

 

[amishmatt]

Alright, alright, sorry for the delay...

Opened up, looks harmless enough. I was expecting more from DMG:



Contents of main box:



Hmm, what's that mess all over the place? One of the bottles must have broken...



Luckily, everything was protected in individual wrapping. Thanks Dirt!:



Is this what dried lube looks like?



All cleaned up and ready to use:

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I figure that's what the hazmat box was for. Hopefully you'll get some miles out of the gas mask.

 

[Serial Midget]

No Midget Porn or Shake Weight? I'll hook you up next year... maybe; assuming I don't wear them out.

 

[Serial Midget]

Oh jebus... I get it now... g a s m a s k

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Oh jebus... I get it now... g a s m a s k

I knew you were a smart one.

 

[stosh]

Ok, I never saw those pics. Damn bro! Nice work! Surprised that package didn't get flagged.....

 

[stosh]

Thank you to all who donated to my gift card. I'm going to put it towards a new bike helmet! Thank you so much!

 

[TreeSaw]

Thank you to all who donated to my gift card. I'm going to put it towards a new bike helmet! Thank you so much!

You're welcome! Thank you for all that you do for us